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Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

PC-42605B: On the Cult of the Draft Document — A Westminster Passion Play



⟡ The Bureaucracy That Forgot the Court Exists ⟡

Filed: 30 October 2025
Reference: SWANK/WCC–CFC/CONTACT–RETALIATION–42506B–42507–42507B–42508–42508B–42509–42510–42560–77482
Download PDF: 2025-10-30_Core_PC_TheCultOfTheDraft_WestminsterChildrenServices_CentralFamilyCourt.pdf
Summary: Westminster Children’s Services attempts to overwrite a court-filed Equality-Compliant Plan with an unsigned, self-authored draft — and then cancels lawful contact to punish precision.


I. What Happened

  • 17:19, 30 Oct 2025 — RBKC announces contact cancellation because an “agreement” has not been signed.

  • 17:37 — Westminster forwards the decree to the applicant under the heading “For the Record,” thereby misunderstanding what a record is.

  • 22:15 — Applicant replies, citing active court applications (C2N244) and the Equality-Compliant Plan already on judicial file, requesting that further edits await judicial direction.

  • 31 Oct 2025 — Nothing proceeds. The Council has confused Microsoft Word with Parliamentary assent.


II. What the Documents Establish

• That Westminster treats a pending court application as a group chat suggestion.
• That the concept of jurisdiction is now considered impolite.
• That staff signatures carry more weight than court seals — provided they are attached as .docx.
• That contact cancellations can be scheduled faster than lawful replies.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because this is the Renaissance of Incompetence — baroque in structure, minimalist in comprehension.
Because the law, once a solemn covenant, now arrives as a forwarded email.
Because every misstep by the Local Authority deserves to be preserved in couture.


IV. Applicable Standards & Violations

  • Children Act 1989 — s.1, s.31, s.34: Welfare, Threshold & Contact

  • Equality Act 2010 — s.20 & s.26: Adjustment & Harassment

  • Human Rights Act 1998 — Art. 8: Family Life

  • CPR PD1A — Participation of Vulnerable Parties

  • UK GDPR — Art. 6(1)(c)(e): Lawful Processing

  • Bromley, Family Law (11th ed.) — Misuse of Safeguarding Powers


V. SWANK’s Position

This is not “contact administration.”
This is the Church of the Draft Agreement — where unsigned Word documents are worshipped as scripture.

We do not accept Westminster’s idolatry of its own attachments.
We reject its theology of delay disguised as diligence.
We document every doctrinal absurdity until administrative myth collapses under evidentiary weight.


⟡ Archival Seal ⟡

Every line a sermon.
Every exhibit a relic.
Every council error a cathedral to its own confusion.

Because evidence deserves elegance — and bureaucracy deserves its epilogue in gold ink.


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