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PC-77079: ⟡ IN RE POLLY CHROMATIC (RBKC) [2024] SWANK 77079 ⟡



The Complaint That Echoed in a Borough That Doesn’t Reply.

Filed: 19 February 2024
Reference: SWANK / RBKC Housing Department / PC-77079
Download PDF: 2024-02-19_Core_PC-77079_RBKC_HousingComplaint_NoResponse_AndrewKtenas.pdf
Summary: Email chain between Polly Chromatic and Kevin Thompson (RBKC Environmental Health) regarding Housing Complaint No. 12060761 — an elegant record of administrative inertia and selective hearing loss.


I. What Happened

• On 14 February 2024, Polly Chromatic lodged a formal housing complaint (Ref. 12060761) with RBKC regarding ongoing property disrepair, environmental nuisance, and harassment linked to prior safeguarding interference.
• Mr Kevin Thompson confirmed receipt, delegating the matter to Principal Officer Andrew Ktenas for a site visit at 37e Elgin Crescent.
• By 19 February, no such visit had been arranged. Ms Chromatic’s follow-up email reads with forensic restraint:

“Just wanted to let you know that I haven’t heard from Andrew yet.”
• The message was copied to the Housing OmbudsmanEnvironment AgencyNHS Trusts, and RBKC Complaints Officers — a CC-list long enough to qualify as a witness statement.
• The Borough, ever consistent, responded with silence — proving once again that non-communication is the highest form of local governance.


II. What the Document Establishes

• Evidence of failure to act within statutory response timelines under the RBKC Complaints Procedure.
• Proof of habitual non-correspondence by named officers, consistent with prior Equality-Act breaches.
• Demonstration of procedural gaslighting by omission — the art of ignoring someone until their persistence becomes an inconvenience.
• Institutional habit of misplacing empathy between departments.
• Cross-link to prior cases of Elgin Crescent environmental neglect (PC-1816 → PC-1817).


III. Why SWANK Logged It

• Because every silence is a statement — and RBKC writes theirs in unread inboxes.
• Because this single-line email is an essay in dignity under duress.
• Because bureaucratic delay, when archived properly, becomes a style of literature.
• Because the Borough’s most consistent public service remains auto-reply.


IV. Applicable Standards & Violations

• Local Government Act 1974 s. 26(1) — maladministration through failure to act.
• Housing Ombudsman Scheme Rule 25(a) — unreasonable delay in complaint resolution.
• Equality Act 2010 s. 20 — failure to provide reasonable communication adjustments.
• ECHR Art. 8 — right to respect for home and correspondence.


V. SWANK’s Position

This is not “an administrative backlog.”
This is municipal hibernation with a letterhead.

• We do not accept “awaiting contact” as a defence.
• We reject institutional silence as a communication style.
• We file every unanswered email as an affidavit of indifference.


⟡ Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
Every sentence jurisdictional, every absence evidentiary.
Because when a council stops replying, the archive becomes its conscience.

This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with deliberate punctuation, preserved for litigation and education.
Because evidence deserves elegance — and retaliation deserves an archive.

© 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved.
Unlicensed reproduction will be cited as panic, not authorship.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd (United Kingdom) and SWANK London LLC (United States of America). Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. Every division operates under dual sovereignty: UK evidentiary law and U.S. constitutional speech protection. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act (UK), and the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, alongside all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK International Protocols — dual-jurisdiction evidentiary standards, registered under SWANK London Ltd (UK) and SWANK London LLC (USA). © 2025 SWANK London Ltd (UK) & SWANK London LLC (USA) All formatting, typographic, and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

Unsafe, Unlivable, and Now Officially Escalated



⟡ “The Moldy Flat Became a Legal Archive.” ⟡

Formal Complaint Sent to Housing Ombudsman Alleging Landlord and Council Negligence Leading to Unsafe Living Conditions and Financial Harm

Filed: 10 March 2025
Reference: SWANK/HO/EMAIL-01
📎 Download PDF – 2025-03-10_SWANK_Email_HousingOmbudsman_Submission_HousingNegligenceComplaint.pdf
Summary: SWANK confirms submission of a formal complaint to the Housing Ombudsman regarding statutory neglect by both landlord and local authority in maintaining safe, habitable housing conditions.


I. What Happened

On 10 March 2025, a formal complaint was submitted by Polly Chromatic to the Housing Ombudsman. The subject line made clear:

– Both the landlord and RBKC are accused of negligence
– The situation resulted in unsafe living conditions
– There were financial losses connected to the disrepair and oversight failures

While the full complaint body was in the attachment, this email serves as the submission confirmation and jurisdictional trigger for Ombudsman involvement.


II. What the Record Establishes

• You formally activated Ombudsman oversight on 10 March 2025
• The complaint names both private and public bodies as responsible
• This email serves as proof of escalation beyond local resolution
• It can be paired with RBKC’s refusal letters and court filings to show full exhaustion of internal routes


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because escalation is part of exhaustion — and exhaustion is part of evidence.
Because this email is the moment the archive moved outside the borough.
Because the mould wasn’t just medical — it was municipal.

SWANK documents every threshold crossed in pursuit of lawful shelter.


IV. SWANK’s Position

We do not accept that unsafe housing can be blamed on a landlord while the Council fails to inspect.
We do not accept that financial harm from statutory neglect is incidental.
We do not accept that silence at local level should block structural oversight.

This wasn’t just an email. It was jurisdictional invocation.
And SWANK will record every time oversight was demanded.


This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd.

Every entry is timestamped.
Every sentence is jurisdictional.
Every structure is protected.

To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach.
We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence.

This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.

© 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved.
Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.


£4.2 Million: The Cost of Doing Nothing While a Family Suffocates



⟡ This Wasn’t Disrepair. It Was Disability Endangerment at Market Rate. ⟡

Filed: 1 May 2025
Reference: SWANK/HOUSING/RBKC-FAILURE
📎 Download PDF — 2025-05-01_SWANK_HousingOmbudsman_Evidence_RBKC_Landlord_HousingNegligence_DisabilityExposure_£4.2MClaim.pdf


I. £4.2 Million: The Cost of Doing Nothing While a Family Suffocates

This evidence bundle was submitted to the Housing Ombudsman against:

  • The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea (RBKC)

  • The named private landlord of 37 Elgin Crescent

It details:

  • Exposure to toxic fumes during critical asthma episodes

  • Prolonged failure to repair life-threatening infrastructure

  • Repeated refusal to escalate environmental health hazards

  • Gaslighting, procedural delay, and statutory breach

This wasn’t neglect.
It was priced indifference — and now the bill is itemised.


II. They Knew It Was Uninhabitable. They Left Us There Anyway.

Inside the property:

  • No functional extraction during medical gas events

  • Water leaks affecting electrics

  • Delays in gas meter isolation

  • Ignored reports from medically exempt tenants

  • Children exposed to toxic inhalants

Inside the council:

  • Emails unread

  • Statutory duty evaded

  • Complaints closed mid-investigation

  • No safeguarding action — unless aimed at the tenant

They protected the building, not the bodies inside it.


III. Why SWANK Filed It

Because a mother with Eosinophilic Asthma should not be forced to chase environmental safety during collapse.
Because children should not be raised in conditions medically indistinguishable from attempted suffocation.
Because when the council and landlord play pass-the-blame, SWANK plays Exhibit A through Z.

Let the record show:

  • The risk was declared

  • The symptoms were visible

  • The council was complicit

  • And SWANK — filed the full valuation, annotated in respiratory contempt

This isn’t a tenant grievance.
It is a housing ombudsman submission with forensic layout and legal heat.


IV. SWANK’s Position

We do not believe that private landlords are above statutory duty.
We do not permit councils to gaslight their failure to intervene.
We do not confuse maintenance delays with disability abuse.

Let the record show:

The ceiling cracked.
The lungs failed.
The council blinked.
And SWANK — filed for £4.2 million.

This isn’t housing disrepair.
It’s state-enabled endangerment in property deed format.