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On the Precision of Service and the Deficiencies of the State



⟡ Service Certificate – Father Contact ⟡

Filed: 24 September 2025 — 16:30 BST
Reference: SWANK/SERVICE/FATHER/2025-09-24

Download PDF: 2025-09-24_ServiceCertificate_FatherContact.pdf

Summary: Certificate confirming punctual and jurisdictionally correct service of bundle materials upon the father, executed across international time zones.


I. What Happened

• On 24 September 2025, service was effected upon Alain Bonnee Annee Simlett, father and recognised party.
• Service executed at 16:30 London (BST, UTC+1) / 11:30 Turks & Caicos (AST, UTC-4), by electronic means and scheduled video meeting, consistent with prior court directions.
• Certificate filed under FPR 2010, Part 6, documenting compliance.


II. What the Document Establishes

• Procedural exactness: service timestamped in dual jurisdictions, eliminating ambiguity.
• Compliance with Family Procedure Rules 2010, Part 6: lawful service, properly evidenced.
• Contrast: Applicant achieves punctual international service; Local Authority struggles to manage even domestic deadlines.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

• To create a permanent evidentiary timestamp of cross-border service.
• To highlight procedural precision achieved without counsel, against the backdrop of the Respondent’s habitual delay.
• To reinforce narrative of Applicant’s compliance v. Respondent’s chronic neglect.


IV. Applicable Standards & Violations

• FPR 2010, Part 6 — service rules complied with in full.
• Article 6 ECHR — equality of arms bolstered by Applicant’s record-keeping.
• Article 8 ECHR — family proceedings demand transparent service, here satisfied.
• Bromley, Family Law — service defects are fatal to proceedings; this certificate forecloses such objections.


V. SWANK’s Position

This is not a “technical filing.” This is the velvet stamp of punctual compliance across hemispheres.

We do not accept sloppiness in service.
We reject delay masked as complexity.
We document punctuality as jurisdictional armour.

⟡ This Entry Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡

Every clock zone synchronised. Every minute jurisdictional. Because precision is law — and lateness is contempt.


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