🦚 On Institutional Denial and the Gentle Art of Not My Department: A Formal Response from RBKC
Filed under the documentation of polite rejection and administrative boundary-drawing.
11 March 2025
Our reference: 15083377
To: Polly
📜 Dear Polly,
Subject: Your complaint, Reference 15083377
Thank you for your complaint, received on 11 March 2025.
🧾 On Why This Is, Apparently, Not Our Problem
Unfortunately, we must inform you that we are unable to deal with your complaint, as — in the considered view of this department —
the complaint is not for this organisation.
RBKC social workers, we are assured, are not presently involved with your family.
Conclusion:
Thus, your concerns — however articulated or documented — have been filed neatly into the category of someone else’s business.
📚 If We Have Misunderstood (Which, Naturally, Is Not Assumed)
Should you feel that our understanding of your concerns is incomplete, you are, of course, welcome to correct us.
Alternatively — and more conveniently for our correspondence metrics — if you remain dissatisfied,
you may now proceed to the Local Government and Social Care Ombudsman (the Ombudsman).
🧭 On Your Journey to the Ombudsman
The Ombudsman investigates:
Individual complaints about councils;
All adult social care providers;
Some organisations providing local public services.
It operates:
Fairly;
Impartially;
Free of charge (though rarely free of procedural delay).
Please note:
You usually have up to 12 months to make your complaint, starting from the date you first knew about the issue —
not from the date of this letter (an important technicality).Some matters may be outside their jurisdiction, in which case they will explain — firmly but courteously — why your concerns shall be dismissed elsewhere.
📜 Important Administrative Note
When approaching the Ombudsman, you will need to provide:
A copy of this letter;
All earlier responses received from us (should you still possess the originals in unredacted form).
This will allow the Ombudsman to consider your complaint — with, one hopes, more appetite for engagement.
📜 Yours bureaucratically,
The Customer Relationship Team
Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea