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Gatekeepers of Nothing: Westminster’s Confused Diplomacy and the Right to Be Copied
Where Consular Interference Meets Legal Ignorance (Badly)
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Filed: 11 July 2025
Reference Code: PC-LETTER-004
PDF Filename: 2025-07-11_Letter_WestminsterLegal_USAEmbassyMisrepresentation
Summary: Westminster’s legal team erroneously instructed Polly Chromatic not to copy the U.S. Embassy — a directive the judge herself contradicted.
I. What Happened
In a recent turn of procedural comedy, Westminster City Council’s legal team attempted to inform me — a U.S. citizen — that I could not copy the United States Embassy into my correspondence.
Not only is this a complete misreading of diplomatic norms and individual rights, it was directly contradicted by the sitting judge, who confirmed that such correspondence is entirely lawful and appropriate.
This exchange makes clear what SWANK has suspected all along: Westminster’s legal team does not know its own limits, and its attempts at control are often based more on instinct than law.
II. What the Complaint Establishes
Westminster’s legal services have issued guidance outside their jurisdiction
Their advice contradicts a judge’s on-record instruction
They attempted to limit communication with a foreign diplomatic body
They have no authority over what international parties I choose to inform or involve
III. Why SWANK Logged It
Because the moment an authority begins to censor who you speak to, it ceases to function as a protector and begins to function as a bully with a letterhead.
And because I will not tolerate advice from institutions that can’t even read their own remit, let alone mine.
IV. Violations
Procedural Misrepresentation – Issuing incorrect legal directives to a litigant in person
Jurisdictional Overreach – Attempting to limit U.S. diplomatic visibility
Obstruction of Transparency – Discouraging international accountability
Professional Misconduct – Failing to verify legal accuracy before issuing guidance
V. SWANK London Ltd. Position
The longer Westminster investigates me, the more it reveals its own strategic incompetence. Every misstep, every overreach, every legally incoherent warning is duly logged, publicly archived, and reversed in front of a judge.
Let it be known: as long as they continue investigating me,
I will continue investigating them —
more thoroughly, more publicly, and with far better spelling.
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