“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

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R (Chromatic) v Westminster Misguidance: In the Matter of Copying One’s Own Embassy



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Gatekeepers of Nothing: Westminster’s Confused Diplomacy and the Right to Be Copied

Where Consular Interference Meets Legal Ignorance (Badly)


Metadata

Filed: 11 July 2025
Reference Code: PC-LETTER-004
PDF Filename: 2025-07-11_Letter_WestminsterLegal_USAEmbassyMisrepresentation
Summary: Westminster’s legal team erroneously instructed Polly Chromatic not to copy the U.S. Embassy — a directive the judge herself contradicted.


I. What Happened

In a recent turn of procedural comedy, Westminster City Council’s legal team attempted to inform me — a U.S. citizen — that I could not copy the United States Embassy into my correspondence.

Not only is this a complete misreading of diplomatic norms and individual rights, it was directly contradicted by the sitting judge, who confirmed that such correspondence is entirely lawful and appropriate.

This exchange makes clear what SWANK has suspected all along: Westminster’s legal team does not know its own limits, and its attempts at control are often based more on instinct than law.


II. What the Complaint Establishes

  • Westminster’s legal services have issued guidance outside their jurisdiction

  • Their advice contradicts a judge’s on-record instruction

  • They attempted to limit communication with a foreign diplomatic body

  • They have no authority over what international parties I choose to inform or involve


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because the moment an authority begins to censor who you speak to, it ceases to function as a protector and begins to function as a bully with a letterhead.

And because I will not tolerate advice from institutions that can’t even read their own remit, let alone mine.


IV. Violations

  • Procedural Misrepresentation – Issuing incorrect legal directives to a litigant in person

  • Jurisdictional Overreach – Attempting to limit U.S. diplomatic visibility

  • Obstruction of Transparency – Discouraging international accountability

  • Professional Misconduct – Failing to verify legal accuracy before issuing guidance


V. SWANK London Ltd. Position

The longer Westminster investigates me, the more it reveals its own strategic incompetence. Every misstep, every overreach, every legally incoherent warning is duly logged, publicly archived, and reversed in front of a judge.

Let it be known: as long as they continue investigating me,
I will continue investigating them —
more thoroughly, more publicly, and with far better spelling.


⟡ This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡ Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. This is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance. And retaliation deserves an archive. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

Re Chromatic – On the Strategic Malfeasance of Hornal & Brown



Hornal & Brown – Coordinated Retaliation, Documented and Distributed

A Chronology of Harassment, Fabrication, and Evasive Bureaucracy in Velvet Detail


Metadata

  • Filed: 10 July 2025

  • Reference Code: SWANK-MISCONDUCT-HB-0710

  • Document Title: 2025-07-10_SWANK_Addendum_HornalBrown_RetaliationMisuse

  • Summary: A joint evidentiary chronology of misconduct by Kirsty Hornal and Sam Brown, establishing a coordinated pattern of retaliation following legal filings.


I. What Happened

Following the filing of multiple legal actions — including a Judicial Review, N1 civil claim, and formal complaints — Kirsty Hornal and Sam Brown escalated a campaign of procedural harassment against Polly Chromatic, culminating in:

  • The unlawful removal of her children under a disputed EPO

  • Surveillance-style visits

  • Contact interference and information suppression

  • Coordinated email silence and misrepresentations to court

This post documents the sequence of events tying their retaliatory behaviour to the timeline of filings.


II. What the Complaint Establishes

  • On 15 February 2025, the first police report was filed against Kirsty Hornal.

  • On 7 March 2025, an N1 claim was submitted naming both her and Brown as co-defendants.

  • Between March and June 2025, a coordinated silence campaign ensued — despite lawful communications being maintained through writing.

  • On 23 June 2025, the children were removed less than 48 hours after major legal submissions were escalated.

Additionally:

  • Contact has been limited or denied without lawful basis.

  • Repeated refusals to clarify alleged “risk” suggest post-hoc justification for institutional retaliation.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

This is not accidental mismanagement. It is a calculated pattern of misuse, enabled by internal shielding mechanisms that have:

  • Repeatedly ignored police reports

  • Failed to respond to documented evidence

  • Retaliated specifically after key filings

SWANK London Ltd. has logged this not only for the courts but for international viewers, U.S. diplomatic officials, and institutional oversight bodies now actively watching the archive.


IV. Violations

  • Children Act 1989 – Section 10 and Section 20 misuse

  • Data Protection Act 2018 – mishandling of documented disability disclosures

  • ECHR Article 8 – Interference with family life

  • Safeguarding protocols – weaponisation of child protection without lawful threshold

  • Judicial independence – interference via procedural retaliation post-filing


V. SWANK’s Position

The conduct of Kirsty Hornal and Sam Brown is no longer confined to the realm of poor judgment.
It is institutional retaliation by design, and this post forms part of a broader legal and public record that will continue to expand — until all relevant actors are removed, referred, or replaced.

Let it be known:

The names are in the archive. The timeline is live. And their silence is now incriminating.


⟡ This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡ Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. This is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance. And retaliation deserves an archive. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

In re Chromatic v. Mullem, On the Posthumous Collection of Collusive Documents from a Former Solicitor Now Legally Deceased



⟡ SWANK London Ltd. Evidentiary Archive

Supervision Without Consent: The Retrieval of Paperwork and Power

In re Chromatic v. Mullem, On the Posthumous Collection of Collusive Documents from a Former Solicitor Now Legally Deceased


📎 Metadata

Filed: 7 July 2025
Reference Code: SWL-FR-0624-SUPORD-COLLECT
Court File Name: 2025-06-24_SWANK_Email_Mullem_SupervisionOrderCollection
1-line summary: Client formally terminated solicitor and requested return of supervision order documents for independent audit.


I. What Happened

On 24 June 2025, Polly Chromatic issued a formal directive to Alan Mullem — recently removed as solicitor and added as a named defendant in a multi-million pound civil claim — requesting the return of all supervision order documentsand related case materials.

The tone was not conciliatory. It was curatorial.

This was not a negotiation. It was an archival demand.


II. What the Email Establishes

  • Termination of legal representation with full clarity and cause

  • Demand for return of documents previously lodged with counsel

  • Separation of procedural compliance from corrupted legal association

  • Notification to multiple court addresses, creating full jurisdictional traceability

There is a reason museums reclaim looted artefacts.
There is a reason archivists do not trust their enemies with originals.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because this is not just paperwork.
This is evidence held hostage — by a solicitor who mocked disability claimsdismissed diplomatic jurisdiction, and refused to act when children were removed under false pretenses.

SWANK London Ltd records this act of reclamation as an assertion of post-representational sovereignty. When institutions rot, the paper must be retrieved.


IV. Violations and Symbolic Weight

  • Collusive legal counsel refusing to protect against unlawful supervision

  • Retention of client materials after termination

  • Failure to provide immediate access to filings that materially affect a family’s legal position

  • Attempt to withhold or delay evidentiary material that SWANK now reclaims as historical proof of judicial farce

A supervision order imposed without consent.
A solicitor who refused to intervene.
A mother who now reclaims her legal estate.


V. SWANK’s Position

This communication is not merely an email. It is a documented reversal of power.
SWANK London Ltd hereby asserts that all supervision documents handled by Mr. Mullem during his tenure are tainted by conflict, and are now repurposed not for legal continuity — but for legal critique.

Every page retrieved is a curtain lifted.
Every signature is a residue of complicity.

The supervision order has already failed.
Now we collect its debris — and catalogue the cowardice.


⟡ This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡ Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. This is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance. And retaliation deserves an archive. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.