⟡ The Auto-Reply That Hopes You Go Away Before They Must Decide ⟡
“Your harm is in the queue. We’ll let you know if it survives triage.”
Filed: 18 June 2025
Reference: SWANK/SWE/AUTO-REPLY-TRIAGE-180
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Automated email from Social Work England confirming receipt of complaint email — with no substantive acknowledgement, urgency, or human engagement.
⟡ Chromatic v SWE: On the Automated Bureaucracy That Confirms Only Itself ⟡
Social Work England, auto-reply, triage system, complaint queuing, procedural non-engagement, inbox management, safeguarding avoidance
I. What Happened
At 15:27 on 18 June 2025, Social Work England issued an automated reply to Polly Chromatic’s complaint correspondence — not confirming any facts, not acknowledging any distress, not recognising the subject — merely affirming receipt with the hollow precision of institutional etiquette.
This email, utterly void of information but rich in tone, included the promise that “we will endeavour to respond… within 10 working days” — a timeline chosen not by law, but by organisational preference.
II. What the Auto-Reply Establishes
⟡ Administrative self-soothing — a template to prove the system exists
⟡ No triage detail, no reference number, no substantive touchpoint
⟡ Presumption of silence — response only if “your email requires it”
⟡ Procedural architecture that positions the regulator above reply
⟡ The inbox as threshold, not conduit
This wasn’t confirmation. It was polite deterrence.
III. Why SWANK Logged It
Because no complaint archive is complete without the template that pretends to listen. Because regulators cannot claim they “received concerns” without recording how those concerns were absorbed: via unnumbered, unacknowledged, unhuman inbox mechanics.
SWANK archives even the auto-replies.
Because erasure begins with tone.
IV. Structural Issues Identified
Absence of reference code impedes complainant tracking
No confirmation of complaint contents or subject
Ten-day delay normalised for triage while urgent cases await
Institutional risk buried in etiquette
V. SWANK’s Position
This wasn’t responsiveness. It was reputation management.
This wasn’t process. It was polite apathy.
SWANK does not accept the architecture of silence behind HTML politeness.
We do not mistake “we have received your email” for “we understand your concern.”
And we do not let automated gatekeeping go unrecorded.
⟡ This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
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Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.
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And retaliation deserves an archive.
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