“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
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A Refund Request and a Bureaucratic IQ Test



🖋 SWANK Dispatch | 10 December 2024
“There Will Be No Assessment. Only Incompetence.”

Filed Under: Disability Disregard · Medical Incompetence · Verbal Chauvinism · Refunds & Resistance · Procedural Stupidity · SWANK London Ltd

Dear Kirsty,

“There will be no assessment because no one is smart enough to provide adjustments so I can communicate.”

Precisely.

When the bar for reasonable adjustment is “allow her to write,”
and the institution still fails—

we are not in the realm of psychiatry.
We are in the kingdom of bureaucratic Dunning-Kruger.

I asked for a refund because the receptionist refused to send the doctor the documents required to complete the psychiatric report.

This, after I was told email was permitted.
This, despite a respiratory disease and legal rights.
This, after years of being punished for not speaking—even though speaking could kill me.

And now social workers want to conduct assessments
in a system that doesn't even understand email?

No.

There will be no assessment.
There will be a paper trail.

📍 Officially Unassessed by:
Polly Chromatic
Sovereign of Written Expression, Destroyer of Bad Admin
✉ director@swanklondon.com
🌐 www.swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Assessments Declined.


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