“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

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RBKC v. Chromatic: The Curriculum That Declared Independence


⟡ Kingdom Curriculum: On the Cultivation of Intelligence, Gymnastics, and Rhetorical Grace in the Home of Polly Chromatic ⟡

A Declaration of Independent Learning Fit for a Child of Reason and Regal Dexterity

Filed: 1 January 2024

Reference Code: RBKC-HOMEED-2024-KING-CURRICULUM
Court File Name: 2024-01-01_Court_Form_RBKC__HomeEducationProvision.pdf
Summary: A formal educational provision document prepared by Polly Chromatic for her son, presenting a comprehensive, child-centred, future-ready curriculum that rebukes standardised schooling through cognitive elegance and familial precision.

I. What Happened

In response to RBKC's request for home education details, Polly Chromatic submitted a declaration of pedagogical command on behalf of her son.

Key revelations include:

  • An integrated curriculum informed by educational progressivism, with thematic units and real-world learning.

  • Literacy and numeracy taught through Bloom’s taxonomy, daily debates, hands-on projects, phalange counting, and mathematical discourse.

  • A multi-sensory assessment model including kinesthetic, visual, auditory, and written evaluation — essentially a Renaissance classroom, at home.

  • Daily application of logic, creative writing, coding, problem-solving, and the liberal arts — filtered through chess club, engineering toys, and gymnastics sessions.

II. What the Submission Establishes

  • That Kingdom receives an education of breadth and distinction, grounded in critical inquiry, aesthetic development, and community citizenship.

  • That Polly Chromatic is not simply educating her child — she is curating a scholar, sculpting an intellectual portfolio beyond what institutional schooling dares imagine.

  • That the family’s daily pedagogical routine surpasses RBKC benchmarks through independent assessment methods and thematic exploration across all key stages.

III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because this is not a form. This is a family charter of academic excellence.

Because Kingdom is not being educated in the shadows. He is being illuminated at home — with more rigour, joy, and structure than most public institutions could fathom.

Because when the State asks for "proof of education," Polly Chromatic replies with project-based archives, interdisciplinary frameworks, and a child’s voice that speaks with clarity, humour, and conviction.

Because SWANK files documents that remind institutions: we do not answer to your suspicion — we outclass it.

IV. Violations (of mediocrity, not policy)

  • The curriculum violates the low expectations set by RBKC by replacing worksheets with wisdom, phonics with philosophy, and silence with debate.

  • The State asked for "progress reports"; Polly delivered a treatise on human potential.

V. SWANK’s Position

Kingdom's educational journey is not simply an example of home learning.
It is a reclamation of pedagogical authority, a syllabus of selfhood, and a curriculum in constitutional dignity.

He is learning mathematics through decision-making, literacy through theatre, and civics through lived community service — while also mastering the art of debate, robotics, and chess.

Kingdom is not being homeschooled. He is being Kingdom-schooled.
And SWANK proudly archives the evidence.

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