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In re: Mullem’s Envelope Theory of Jurisprudence



⟡ Addendum: Notification Failure – ICO Hearing ⟡

Filed: 1 September 2025
Reference: SWANK/MULLEM/PROC-FAIL
Download PDF: 2025-09-01_Addendum_NotificationFailure_ICOHearing.pdf
Summary: Solicitor instructed, hearing missed, file falsified, rights breached.


I. What Happened

• On 24 June 2025, an Interim Care Order was made at a hearing which I was not notified of.
• I was represented by Mr. Alan Mullem of MBM Crawford Street Solicitors, yet I had no opportunity to attend.
• The court record wrongly logged me as “unrepresented.”
• I only learned of the ICO after the order had already been made.


II. What the Document Establishes

• That representation on file is meaningless if counsel withholds notice.
• That Westminster secured an order against me without my knowledge or attendance.
• That the solicitor’s emails constitute contemporaneous admissions of failure.
• That Article 6 ECHR — the right to a fair hearing — was violated in broad daylight.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

• Legal relevance: proves that even representation can be weaponised through silence.
• Educational significance: future training on how not to serve a vulnerable client.
• Historical preservation: the ICO made in absentia is now immortalised in the archive.
• Pattern recognition: aligns with systemic retaliation logged in prior SWANK entries.


IV. Applicable Standards & Violations

• Children Act 1989 (requirement for fairness and parental participation).
• Equality Act 2010 (failure to accommodate disability, incl. communication needs).
• Article 6 ECHR (denial of fair hearing).
• Judicial guidance on representation and duty of notification.


V. SWANK’s Position

This is not “legal representation.” This is absence masquerading as advocacy.

We do not accept that unopened envelopes amount to notice.
We reject the rewriting of records to erase representation.
We will continue to document every inversion of duty as data for reform and litigation.


⟡ This Entry Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected.
This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.

© 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

Westminster City Council v. Chromatic & Others (Children: Fabricated Non-Engagement, Procedural Misconduct & Disability Retaliation) [2025] SWANK 0623



⟡ “A Wealth of Conversations Without Engagement” ⟡
⟡ Judgment Delivered in the Absence of Accuracy, Access, or Asthma Medication ⟡

Filed: 29 June 2025
Reference: SWANK/WCC/FAMJUDG-2025-0623
📎 Download PDF – 2025-06-23_SWANK_Judgment_DJBarrie_EPOAbductionFalseFindings.pdf
A formal record of District Judge Barrie’s written judgment authorising child removal under fabricated claims of maternal abandonment and procedural non-engagement.


I. What Happened

On 23 June 2025, District Judge Barrie granted Emergency Interim Care Orders for four American children—Romeo, Prince, King, and Honour—based on a written judgment presented by Westminster City Council.

The mother, Polly Chromatic (known legally as Noelle Jasmine Meline Bonne Annee Simlett), was not present. The judgment accused her of “non-engagement,” “transient living,” and refusal to cooperate, despite overwhelming evidence of documented communication, lawful procedural filings, and medically necessary email-only correspondence.

The judgment claims the children were “not seen since February,” despite multiple medical appointments, educational updates, and Family Court filings by the mother throughout March–June 2025.


II. What the Complaint Establishes

  • The Local Authority knowingly misrepresented a disability accommodation as "non-engagement"

  • The Family Court issued a life-altering order based on unverified hearsay

  • U.S. citizen children were forcibly removed without notice or procedural fairness

  • The judgment relied on a “welfare check” that never took place, then punished the mother for it

  • high-conflict narrative was constructed entirely by professionals retaliating against legal challenge

  • Rebuttals, Judicial Review filings, and direct evidence of harm were ignored


III. Why SWANK Logged It

This moment is pivotal: it is not merely a bad ruling. It is a state-authored fabrication, written as a pretext for custody seizure.

The judgment reads not as judicial scrutiny but as Local Authority dictation, rubber-stamped by a system allergic to disabled mothers and procedural integrity.

SWANK logs this document as a case study in retaliatory child removal masquerading as child protection — where written policy was replaced by silent punishment, and courtrooms became echo chambers of unchecked assumption.

This judgment wasn’t legal reasoning.
It was legal ventriloquism — and the script was written long before the hearing.


IV. Violations

  • Children Act 1989 – misuse of Section 38 thresholds

  • Equality Act 2010 – failure to accommodate disability (email-only communication)

  • ECHR Article 6 – right to a fair trial (mother excluded)

  • ECHR Article 8 – right to family life (no evidence of necessity or proportionality)

  • UNCRC – child removal without documented harm or sibling trauma analysis

  • Data Protection Act 2018 – reliance on unverified, uncorroborated personal data


V. SWANK’s Position

This was not safeguarding.
This was safeguarding theatre — written for a stage where the mother was denied a script, then accused of missing her cue.

SWANK rejects the premise that silence equates to danger, that asthma equates to incapacity, and that motherhood must perform distress to be believed.

This was a judgment against resistance — not evidence.
And it will remain here, archived and emboldened, until it is overturned.


⟡ This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
Every entry is timestamped.
Every sentence is jurisdictional.
Every structure is protected.

To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach.
We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence.

This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.

© 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved.
Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.