⟡ They Asked for a Hair Sample and Her Entire Contact List. She Sent Them a Legal Refusal — and the Police Got a Copy. ⟡
This isn’t safeguarding. This is overreach in a child protection costume.
Filed: 20 April 2025
Reference: SWANK/WCC/EMAIL-09
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A formal email lawfully refusing Westminster’s demands for invasive bodily testing and personal contact disclosure — issued during PLO proceedings and copied to police, educational, and health professionals.
I. What Happened
Kirsty Hornal, under the guise of PLO protocol, attempted to demand:
A hair strand drug test.
The names and personal contact information of everyone in the children’s lives.
The mother — medically exempt, legally protected, and insulted by the absurdity — replied in writing.
She reminded them of boundaries.
She invoked the law.
She cc’d the police.
II. What the Email Establishes
That Westminster demanded highly invasive and irrelevant information
That the parent issued a written refusal grounded in legal and medical protections
That the refusal was shared with safeguarding professionals and law enforcement
That the council was engaging in escalating intimidation without procedural cause
III. Why SWANK Filed It
Because no parent is legally obliged to provide a DNA sample to a social worker with a clipboard.
Because “disclosure” doesn’t mean handing over the social circle.
And because lawfully declining state overreach should not require three carbon copies and police backup — but here we are.
IV. Violations Identified
Abuse of Safeguarding Framework to Extract Personal Data
Coercive Demand for Medical Testing Without Legal Grounds
Procedural Intimidation Through Overreach
Disability Discrimination by Ignoring Medical Exemptions
Institutional Escalation Beyond Mandate
V. SWANK’s Position
This wasn’t a request. It was a threat in PowerPoint language.
But the mother didn’t flinch — she documented.
There is no legal right to sample her body.
There is no safeguarding clause that entitles you to her phonebook.
And there is no future where this kind of behaviour goes unarchived.
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