🖋 SWANK Dispatch | 12 July 2023
WE WERE NEVER ASSESSED. WE WERE OBSERVED AND JUDGED.
Also Titled: “Eric and Jess Came Over. They Saw Ballet Shoes and Boxes. They Wrote a Book About Trauma (And Invented a Urine Bin).”
Filed Under: Social Worker Surveillance, Narrative Fabrication, Health Disregard, Observation Bias, Fictional Evidence, RBKC Gaslighting, Legal Pre-Lit
🏷️ Subject: RBKC Initial Contact
Conducted by: Eric Wedge-Bull & Jessica Miller
Sanctioned by: Robert Young, Gatekeeper of the Imaginary
🧾 Allegation:
“We received a police report… cannabis… shouting… a bin filled with urine…”
🧻 Let’s pause here:
THERE WAS NO URINE BIN.
None.
Not present.
Not visible.
Not documented by anyone who attended the home.
But it made its way into the official record — because social work, in this case, prefers the literary genre of fictional hygiene horror over actual observation.
🎭 What Was Actually Observed:
A family preparing for a move
Boxes — naturally.
Children: articulate, engaged, joyful
No cannabis
No signs of neglect
No distress
No “urine bin”
Just a chronically ill mother doing her best while stalked by bureaucratic nonsense
👩👧👦 The Children:
Described their mum as loving, warm, supportive
Shared stories of ballet, gymnastics, coding, gardening, play
One child said: “Mummy does everything for us.”
Another said: “We hug her when she’s sad.”
No fear. No confusion. Just familial tenderness.
Which, of course, the system mistrusts.
📚 The Narrative Pivot:
“Three police referrals…”
“She gets angry…”
“There might be trauma…”
“She should probably get therapy…”
“And — again — there was allegedly a urine bin…”
Because when abuse can’t be found, the state will reach for metaphor.
🧠 Let Us Be Very Clear:
This was not an “assessment.”
It was speculative surveillance disguised as support.
And where truth didn’t cooperate, fiction filled the gaps.
🧾 Conclusion:
No cannabis use by the mother
No risk to the children
No urine bin — just a lie printed in a PDF
No distress — except the kind caused by being repeatedly watched, questioned, and gaslit by the very agencies assigned to “help”
Noelle Meline
Diagnosed. Documented. Defamed. Still standing.
📩 complaints@swankarchive.com
Labels: snobby, serious, SWANK tribunal, fictional evidence, made-up urine bin, Eric Wedge-Bull, Jessica Miller, RBKC misconduct, asthma ignored, trauma spectacle, home education bias, narrative distortion, legal escalation pending