Ancestrally Filed, Royally Ignored, Universally Understood
Filed: 9 August 2025
Filed By: SWANK London Ltd.
PDF: 2025-08-09_SWANK_Post_ChromaticVCrown_SussexParallels.pdf
Court Labels: Family Court, Civil Litigation, Narrative Control, Institutional Failure, Velvet Rebellion
Search Description: The UK said I was unstable. So did they. We all called their bluff.
I.
How Many Social Workers Does It Take?
(…In My Case, A Lot.)
To supervise me.
To misunderstand me.
To fabricate risk.
To ignore medical records.
To shadow contact sessions in triplicate —
while my children and I remain visibly amused
by the sheer number of confused bureaucrats
tasked with confirming what everyone already knows:
I am a better parent, advocate, teacher, and case strategist
than any of the professionals paid to observe me.
II.
On the Crime of Performing Too Well While Disabled
I was declared unstable not because I failed —
but because I succeeded too visibly.
Too coherent while breathless.
Too articulate while voiceless.
Too protective while accused.
Too maternal for their narratives.
They didn’t know how to contain me,
so they labelled me.
They didn’t know how to understand me,
so they claimed I lacked insight.
They didn’t know how to win,
so they staged a removal and called it child protection.
III.
Meghan & Harry Would Understand
After all, when systems can’t handle dignity,
they call it defiance.
When you refuse to disappear,
they say you’re dangerous.
When you remain coherent through character assassination,
they say you’re paranoid.
The United Kingdom of Failure has one specialty:
blaming the mirror for its own distortion.
IV.
What We’re Waiting For
(While They’re Still Catching Up)
While the courts stall,
while the agencies investigate their own misconduct,
while the State drafts another set of contradictory contact rules —
my children and I continue to learn, laugh, file, document,
and knit sweaters of contempt beneath the surveillance cameras.
We are bored of their confusion.
We are unmoved by their bureaucracy.
We are exhausted by their ignorance.
We are amused — deeply — by their panic.
This post is now archived in the SWANK Evidentiary Catalogue
and made available for royal review, judicial inspection, and history’s footnotes.
Filed without fear.
Filed with velvet.
Filed on behalf of those who kept speaking,
long after the institutions stopped listening.
✒️ Polly Chromatic
Director, SWANK London Ltd.
www.swanklondon.com
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