The Case of the Care Plan That Never Was — or, How to Conduct an Investigation Without a Reason.
Filed: 16 September 2020
Reference: SWANK / Social Services TCI / PC-77033
Download PDF: 2020-09-16_Core_PC-77033_SocialServices_TurksAndCaicos_UnlawfulCarePlanAndFalseAbuseReports.pdf
Summary: Personal affidavit by Polly Chromatic documenting three years of administrative harassment, medical intrusion, and fabricated reports by the Department of Social Development, Turks & Caicos Islands.
I. What Happened
• Between 2016 and 2020, the Department of Social Development (“DSD”) alternated between accusing, losing, and rediscovering Polly Chromatic and her children.
• Anonymous neighbours filed fantasies: drug use, naked children, unvaccinated minors — all investigated, all unfounded.
• In May 2017, DSD forced the family into the National Hospital for a public “examination” so improper it resembled a ritual: nine adults in a semicircle inspecting a child’s genitals.
• In August 2019 the department declared a “Care Plan” — a term of art apparently meaning “ongoing involvement without purpose.” No copy was provided to the parent; no basis was ever stated.
• By 2020, the same officials cited COVID regulations to justify further intrusions, arriving maskless and unlawful under the very statute they invoked.
II. What the Document Establishes
• Primary evidence of false community reports perpetuated as fact within official letters.
• Demonstrable violation of bodily integrity and child privacy through unauthorised medical examinations.
• Proof of administrative fabrication — records asserting “non-cooperation” where correspondence shows constant compliance.
• The institutional habit of turning accusation into occupation.
• Continuity between neighbourly malice and governmental narrative — gossip with a seal.
III. Why SWANK Logged It
• Because the document reads like a colonial operetta scored for clipboard and condescension.
• Because “safeguarding” has become the most elegant word for harassment.
• Because nothing reveals institutional character like its choice of adverbs when lying.
• Because evidence of this quality deserves archival curation befitting its outrage.
IV. Applicable Standards & Violations
• Children (Care and Protection) Ordinance 2015 ss. 17 & 19 — failure to complete investigations or share reports.
• Education Ordinance 2009 ss. 44 & 54 — disregard of lawful homeschool approval.
• UN CRPD Arts. 7, 17 & 25 — family integrity and medical consent.
• ECHR Arts. 6 & 8 — fair hearing and respect for private life.
• Equality Act 2010 s. 26 — harassment related to disability and belief.
V. SWANK’s Position
This is not “child protection.”
This is the administration of paranoia by correspondence.
• We do not accept inquisition as policy.
• We reject surveillance as care.
• We file every bureaucratic fiction as a confession in disguise.
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Because when a government confuses oversight with occupation, it writes our exhibit for us.
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Because evidence deserves elegance — and retaliation deserves an archive.
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