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SWANK Auto-Reply Asserts Medically Mandated Written-Only Policy and Legal Boundaries During Active Proceedings
Filed: 30 May 2025
Reference: SWANK/EMAIL/AUTOREPLY-01
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Summary: Formal auto-response asserting written-only communication due to disability, legal status, and protected adjustments under the Equality Act 2010. Sent via iCloud.
I. What Happened
On 30 May 2025, SWANK issued a formal auto-reply from noellebonneannee@me.com in response to incoming messages. The email clearly states:
– Written-only communication is a legally protected adjustment
– Verbal, in-person, or phone contact is not permitted
– The adjustment is based on documented conditions:
– Eosinophilic asthma
– Muscle tension dysphonia
– The sender is involved in active legal proceedings
– Urgent matters must be sent by post
– SWANK is operating on a reduced email schedule due to research commitments
II. What the Record Establishes
• Clear notice has been given to all parties that contact must be in writing
• The Equality Act 2010 is cited — establishing a statutory duty to accommodate
• The auto-reply documents medical vulnerability tied to specific interaction modes
• Verbal engagement is explicitly disallowed for health and legal reasons
• It sets up a clear boundary for future retaliation, neglect, or contact breaches
III. Why SWANK Logged It
Because silence is not disengagement — it's preservation.
Because this auto-reply isn’t just functional — it’s protective architecture.
Because when someone later claims “we tried to call” — you now have a timestamped refusal of consent.
SWANK logs the policy that protects the body — and holds others accountable for crossing the line.
IV. SWANK’s Position
We do not accept that verbal demands override medical necessity.
We do not accept that legally protected adjustments are optional.
We do not accept that digital silence equals legal consent.
This wasn’t an auto-reply. This was a procedural firewall.
And SWANK will archive every line that safeguarded the archive.
⟡ This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
Every entry is timestamped.
Every sentence is jurisdictional.
Every structure is protected.
To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach.
We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence.
This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.
Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.
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Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.