“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

Chromatic v. Procedural Evasion [2025] SWANK 11



⟡ Case Management Hearing: July 2025 ⟡
“Naturally, I’ll be attending. I authored the evidence.”

Filed: 29 June 2025
Reference: SWANK/FAMILYCOURT/HEARING-CONFIRM
📎 Download PDF – 2025-06-29_Case_Management_Hearing_Confirmation_11_July_2025_Submissions_Pending.pdf
Litigant-in-person confirms attendance; five bundles pending. Court notified — as courtesy, not request.


I. What Happened
On 29 June 2025, Polly Chromatic (litigant-in-person, director of SWANK London Ltd) issued formal confirmation of her attendance at the Case Management Hearing scheduled for July 2025 at 10:00am, Central Family Court, Royal Courts of Justice. The message, dispatched to institutional addresses with punctilious precision, declared forthcoming submission of five meticulously constructed bundles, including international filings. A medical exemption was restated — not requested.


II. What the Complaint Establishes

  • Judicial process has been pre-empted by the procedural sophistication of the litigant.

  • Repetition of accommodation demands evidences system fatigue, not applicant failure.

  • SWANK’s submissions arrive structured, footnoted, and indexed — unlike the court’s responses.

  • Authority is not derived from robes or title but from clarity, preparation, and relentlessness.

  • The litigant is conducting this case with more rigour than the institutions ever offered.


III. Why SWANK Logged It
Because when institutions presume chaos, order is political.
Because a disabled mother delivering five separate bundles while under pressure is not just litigation — it’s jurisprudential theatre.
Because this system was built for gatekeeping, not grace.
Because SWANK is not waiting for justice to catch up with its own calendar.
And because every polite reminder is now formal notice.


IV. Violations

  • Equality Act 2010, §20 – Repeated failure to honour medical exemptions

  • Article 6, ECHR – Systemic impediment to fair and accessible proceedings

  • Family Procedure Rules 2010, Pt. 1 & 4 – Failure to uphold just case management


V. SWANK’s Position
The Court has been notified. The record has been set. The bundles are in production.
This wasn’t a confirmation. It was a curtsy withheld.
We do not accept silence rebranded as impartiality.
We do not accept erasure packaged as oversight.
We do not accept amateurish inefficiency from those who claim authority.
What we document, we archive.
What we archive, we escalate.


⟡ This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡

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