“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

Bonneannée v The Ministry of Make-Believe – On the Legal Inadmissibility of Three Years of Silence Followed by Sudden Fiction



“You Cannot Fabricate a Care Plan Then Call the Mother Noncompliant”

⟡ A Legal Letter in Which Three Years of Institutional Inaction Are Elegantly Destroyed in Five Paragraphs

IN THE MATTER OF: False allegations of noncompliance, three years of silence, and a Care Plan that no one can seem to produce


⟡ METADATA

Filed: 1 October 2020
Reference Code: SWANK-TCI-FCHAMBERS-LEGALCLARITY2020
Court File Name: 2020-10-01_Court_LegalLetter_FChambers_DisclosureRequest_SafeguardingViolation
Summary: This formal legal letter from F Chambers, issued on behalf of Polly Chromatic (then legally Noelle Bonneannée), challenges the Department’s recent claims of noncompliance. It explains, with unflinching legal clarity, that the only noncompliance taking place is the Department’s refusal to follow constitutional principles. It requests full disclosure, medical records, the so-called “Care Plan,” and a legally coherent explanation for three years of surveillance without a single disclosed complaint.


I. What Happened

  • The Department of Social Development accused Polly of noncompliance — but had never given her any Care Plan to comply with.

  • The only substantive reply Polly had received in three years came after she retained legal counsel.

  • F Chambers responded:

    • Noting the sheer volume of emails Polly had sent to the Department

    • Rejecting the invented claim of noncompliance

    • Calling out the Department’s failure to provide any complaints, reports, or legal documents

    • Demanding the release of all safeguarding records and medical exam results

    • Refusing to attend any further meetings without proper procedural transparency


II. What the Letter Establishes

  • That the Care Plan did not exist in the legal or operational sense

  • That the accusation of noncompliance is retaliatory and procedurally impossible

  • That the Department has violated basic rules of transparency, fairness, and child protection

  • That Polly has spent three years complying with every instruction — while receiving no explanation

  • That legal counsel had to intervene to even begin the process of clarification


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because claiming someone has failed to follow a plan you never gave them is Kafka, not safeguarding. Because it should not take three years, dozens of letters, and the engagement of legal counsel to access the basic facts of one’s own case. Because this letter is a study in how to destroy a false narrative without raising your voice once. And because this is what constitutional accountability looks like — in a tone of flawless restraint.


IV. Violations

  • Fabrication of statutory documents

  • Violation of natural justice and procedural fairness

  • Failure to disclose safeguarding records

  • Forced medical exams without informed justification

  • Abuse of authority through prolonged silence

  • Institutional retaliation following lawful communication


V. SWANK’s Position

We log this letter as Exhibit H in the trial of invented procedure and bureaucratic memory loss. SWANK London Ltd. affirms:

  • That no mother should be surveilled for years without ever seeing a report

  • That forced compliance cannot occur when no lawful instruction has been given

  • That safeguarding is not a licence to invent documentation retroactively

  • That this letter represents the moment when fiction meets law — and loses

  • That the Department’s conduct has not protected children, but harmed their stability


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