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Showing posts with label Thames Water Delay. Show all posts
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Health Priority, Rent Waived — But No Repairs in Sight



⟡ “You Don’t Need to Pay Rent — The Gas Made You Sick.” ⟡

Elad Acknowledges Severe Health Impact from Flat Conditions, Waives Rent, and Promises Reimbursement While Awaiting Thames Water Repairs

Filed: 3 November 2023
Reference: SWANK/HOUSING/LANDLORD-01
๐Ÿ“Ž Download PDF – 2023-11-03_SWANK_Email_Landlord_HealthHazardAdmission_NoRentPromise_ThamesWaterDelay.pdf
Summary: Landlord admits flat caused health issues and offers rent waiver and cost reimbursement. Confirms ongoing delay from Thames Water regarding essential repairs.


I. What Happened

On 3 November 2023, Polly Chromatic emailed her landlord describing serious illness from sewer gas exposure. The landlord, Elad, responded:

– Stating your health and safety is the “top priority”
– Confirming you should not pay rent that month
– Asking for hotel receipts to reimburse costs
– Admitting he is still waiting on Thames Water’s repair schedule
– Acknowledging your difficulty in relocating due to illness

This exchange took place after emergency evacuation due to housing uninhabitability.


II. What the Record Establishes

• The landlord admits the flat was unsafe and caused harm
• There is written consent not to pay rent — which negates later rent pursuit
• Thames Water is identified as a third-party delay factor
• A clear causal link between property conditions and medical harm is outlined
• This forms a legal basis for housing disrepair claims and financial injury


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because when the landlord waives rent, it means the problem wasn’t imaginary.
Because reimbursement promises are admissions — and delays are no longer abstract.
Because this is the moment the tenant named the hazard, and the landlord agreed it existed.

SWANK documents every moment the truth slipped through the apology.


IV. SWANK’s Position

We do not accept that rent is owed on uninhabitable housing.
We do not accept that health-damaging conditions can be excused by “waiting on Thames Water.”
We do not accept that financial harm ends when gas exposure begins.

This wasn’t kindness. It was contractual acknowledgment.
And SWANK will archive every time harm was admitted — but not repaired.


This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd.

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To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach.
We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence.

This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.

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He Read ‘Eosinophilic Poisoning’ — And Waived the Rent



⟡ “The Flat Made Me Sick. He Waived the Rent.” ⟡

Polly Chromatic Informs Landlord of Eosinophilic Asthma and Sewer Gas Poisoning — Landlord Acknowledges Health Impact and Waives Rent

Filed: 3 November 2023
Reference: SWANK/HOUSING/EMAIL-01
๐Ÿ“Ž Download PDF – 2023-11-03_SWANK_EmailThread_LandlordAcknowledgement_EosinophilicAsthma_SewerGasWaiver.pdf
Summary: Landlord confirms awareness of sewer gas injury and waives rent in writing, after Polly Chromatic reports serious health harm due to unsafe housing conditions.


I. What Happened

On 3 November 2023, Polly Chromatic emailed her landlord Elad to report:

– Acute illness from conditions at 37E Elgin Crescent
– Diagnosis of eosinophilic asthma exacerbated by sewer gas
– Inability to search for housing due to medical crisis
– Request for respect of lease terms while recovering

Elad responded:

– Confirming Polly should not pay rent that month
– Stating health and safety was the “top priority”
– Asking for hotel invoices for cost reimbursement
– Confirming he was awaiting Thames Water's repair update


II. What the Record Establishes

• The landlord explicitly acknowledges environmental harm
• This is a written admission of injury + financial burden
• Thames Water is named as a third-party delay factor
• The reply reflects legal responsibility and interim remedy (waived rent, reimbursement)
• This supports both the insurance case against RBKC and your housing damages claim


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because when your body says “I’m poisoned” and the landlord says “don’t pay rent,” we document both.
Because this wasn’t sympathy — it was risk management dressed as courtesy.
Because this is the moment the gas wasn’t just real — it was acknowledged.

SWANK logs every admission where silence would’ve served them better.


IV. SWANK’s Position

We do not accept that tenants must prove illness when landlords already knew.
We do not accept that rent is owed when lungs collapse.
We do not accept that reimbursement erases responsibility.

This wasn’t kindness. It was liability avoidance — and we archived it.


This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd.

Every entry is timestamped.
Every sentence is jurisdictional.
Every structure is protected.

To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach.
We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence.

This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.

© 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved.
Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.


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