๐ ๐ฎ๐ฒ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ Dispatch | 6 February 2025
A Taxonomy of Medical Incompetence: The Patterns of Eosinophilic Asthma They Refused to Learn
๐ Filed From: Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
✒️ Author: Polly Chromatic
๐ Filed Under: Eosinophilic Asthma · Clinical Illiteracy · Respiratory Misclassification · Diagnostic Sloth · SWANK Medical Archive · Archive of Airborne Disdain
๐งฌ To the Clinicians Who Confused Pride for Practice:
Glen Peache, Sarah Newman, Eric Wedge-Bull, Kirsty Hornal, Rhiannon Hodgson, Fiona Dias-Saxena, Rachel Pullen, Milena Abdula-Gomes, Samira Issa
Cc: Annabelle Kapoor, aaforbes@gov.tc, alsmith@gov.tc
Bcc: Laura Savage, Simon O’Meara, Philip Reid, Gideon Mpalanyi, Nannette Nicholson
I. ๐ซ๐๐๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐ถ๐๐ ๐ช๐ท๐๐๐๐๐ถ๐๐พ๐๐๐
Eosinophilic Asthma is not “complex.” It is merely chronically mismanaged by those who approach medicine as if diagnostic uncertainty were a form of charm.
To require a patient to research, document, and demand treatment for a respiratory disorder while gasping for air is not a lapse in judgment. It is clinical misconduct, gift-wrapped in arrogance.
II. ๐ซ๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ด๐๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐น ๐ฆ๐๐๐ ๐พ๐ป ๐ด๐๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐ ๐๐ธ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ ๐ฏ๐๐ถ๐พ๐๐๐น:
Persistent Inflammation:
Unlinked to pollen, pets, or other folklore triggers.Treatment Resistance:
Inhaled corticosteroids fail. Biologics are met with your blank stares.Frequent Exacerbations:
Not episodes, not flare-ups—institutionally manufactured suffocation.Comorbidities Ignored:
Nasal polyps, AERD, sinus inflammation—none of which appear in your paperwork but all of which inflame the lungs.Eosinophilic Evidence:
Documented in blood and sputum. Refused in clinic.Non-Allergic Triggers:
Chlorine, cleaning products, bureaucrats. The usual culprits.
III. ๐ช๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ถ๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐๐ (Not That You Asked):
Proper Diagnostics:
FeNO, blood eosinophils, sputum cytology—science, not vibes.Correct Treatment:
Mepolizumab. Benralizumab. Not “come back when it gets worse.”Comorbidity Integration:
ENT referrals. Not safeguarding referrals.Environmental Adjustment:
Avoid bleach. Avoid disbelief. Avoid clinicians who sigh when you speak.
IV. ๐๐๐๐ธ๐๐๐๐พ๐๐
Your ignorance has been noted. Your omissions archived.
This isn’t advocacy. It’s autopsy.
—
Polly Chromatic
Breathing in spite of institutional sabotage.
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