⟡ SWANK Archive: Criminal Misconduct Ledger ⟡
“This Was Not Misconduct. This Was Criminal.”
Filed: 29 May 2025
Reference: SWANK/DPS-SWE/RETALIATION-COLLUSION
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I. When Procedure Becomes Punishment, It’s Not Misconduct. It’s Malice.
On 29 May 2025, SWANK London Ltd. submitted a joint complaint to the Metropolitan Police Directorate of Professional Standards (DPS) and Social Work England (SWE).
The charge was not rudeness.
It was institutional conspiracy: the coordinated use of referral, surveillance, and falsified concern to punish a disabled parent who had already filed legal claims.
II. What the Complaint Alleges
False safeguarding referrals initiated after legal proceedings began
Police visits in breach of written-only medical adjustments
Failure to disclose records required under data protection law
Collusion between social workers and officers, including:
Omissions
Silence
Unlawful “liaison”
And veiled threats disguised as neutral procedure
Specific individuals named under misconduct statutes and potential criminal liability, including:
Misfeasance in public office
Fraud by abuse of position
Harassment contrary to the Protection from Harassment Act 1997
This was not a policy failure.
It was a tactical operation dressed in politeness.
III. Why SWANK Logged It
Because not every injustice is civil.
Some are calculated, sustained, and coordinated across agencies — with the explicit goal of destabilisation, surveillance, and re-narrating the record.
We filed this because:
There was no trigger
There was no lawful threshold
There was only retaliation
Retaliation for:
Filing complaints
Naming misconduct
Refusing verbal interaction
And insisting that disability adjustments be honoured without performance or delay
IV. SWANK’s Position
We do not accept weaponised procedure.
We do not mistake collusion for coincidence.
We do not permit police and social workers to function as an informal enforcement apparatus for state denial.
Let the record show:
The referral was false.
The threat was real.
The coordination was obvious.
And the complaint — is now public.
This was not safeguarding.
This was not liaison.
This was criminal conduct executed through email chains and weaponised silence.
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