⟡ SWANK Procedural Notice ⟡
“You Were Warned. The Auto-Reply Is the Record.”
Filed: 31 May 2025
Reference: SWANK/EQADJ/RBKC-WEST/2025-05-31
📎 Download PDF – 2025-05-31_SWANK_AutoReply_DisabilityCommunication_AdjustmentNotice_RBKC_Westminster.pdf
I. The Boundary Was Issued. In Writing. Automatically.
This is not a message.
It is a statutory adjustment, delivered without fanfare and backed by law.
On 31 May 2025, SWANK London Ltd. issued a formal disability communication adjustment notice via auto-reply to:
Royal Borough of Kensington & Chelsea (RBKC)
Westminster City Council
The content is simple:
Contact must be in writing only.
You were informed.
You are now accountable.
II. What This Document Proves
This auto-reply:
Notifies the state of a medically supported, legally protected adjustment
Invokes the Equality Act 2010 as procedural jurisdiction
Provides a timestamped notice that renders all future calls, visits, or verbal contact in breach
It is not emotional.
It is not open to negotiation.
It is an administrative boundary with evidentiary teeth.
They don’t need to like it.
They only need to comply.
III. Why It Was Deployed
Because:
Disabled persons should not be required to repeat their conditions to untrained personnel
“Phone calls” are not accessible if you have muscle dysphonia or PTSD
Home visits to a medically unfit parent are not neutral — they are institutional aggression
This auto-reply does not beg for consideration.
It declares legal territory.
IV. SWANK’s Position
We do not ask for accommodations.
We announce the boundary — and then observe who dares to breach it.
This reply is now part of the archive.
It is soft-spoken but absolute.
It is passive only in tone, never in consequence.
Let the record show:
They were notified on 31 May.
The contact rules were clear.
Every violation after this date becomes its own offence.
⟡ This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
Every entry is timestamped.
Every sentence is jurisdictional.
Every structure is protected.
To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach.
We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence.
This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.
Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.
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Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.