🪞 SWANK Statement
Filed by: Polly Chromatic, Archivist-in-Chief
Filed Date: 30 July 2025
Reference Code: SWANK-YT-TRAP-001
PDF Filename: 2025-07-30_SWANK_Statement_TheyFellIntoMyTrap.pdf
1-Line Summary: A declaration of evidentiary strategy disguised as survival — and executed as art.
Statement of Position
They fell right into my trap.
They thought I was just a parent.
They didn’t realise I was an archivist.
They thought I’d break.
But I was building a case.
They believed their surveillance was power.
But my documentation was precision.
They mistook my silence for surrender — not knowing I was annotating the entire time.
I let them behave exactly as they are —
and now their own conduct is my most credible witness.
Because that is the secret:
I didn’t have to twist anything.
I just had to let the system speak in its natural tone —
and record every word.
Why SWANK Logged It
Because I write everything down.
Because they didn’t realise I was creating an archive disguised as a life.
Because bureaucratic cruelty is so consistent, it eventually starts to quote itself.
SWANK’s Position
This isn’t revenge.
It’s a transcript.
This isn’t performance.
It’s procedure.
This isn’t overreaction.
It’s recorded misconduct — now curated in a gold-stamped catalogue of failure.
I did not provoke the system.
I simply published its own behaviour.
🗂 Evidence: Filed
🎭 Theatre: Collapsing
🪞 Mirror: Activated
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