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In Re: The Notebook of No Contact – A Minor’s Evidence Against a Major Violation



🪞SWANK London Ltd.

THE NOTEBOOK OF NO CONTACT

A Supplementary Prosecution Entry in Re: A child's Journal and the Criminality of Containment


Metadata

Filed: 1 August 2025
Reference Code: SWANK-LOI-KH-JOURNAL-0825
Filename: 2025-08-01_CriminalSupplement_KirstyHornal_JournalEvidence.pdf
1-Line Summary: A child's handwritten journal is submitted as primary child voice evidence in the private criminal prosecution of Kirsty Hornal.


I. WHAT HAPPENED

Polly Chromatic has now submitted a Supplementary Evidentiary Filing to Westminster Magistrates’ Court in the ongoing private criminal prosecution of Ms. Kirsty Hornal, social worker, Westminster Children’s Services.

The new filing includes:

  • Photographed pages from a child’s handwritten journal, documenting distress, asthma deterioration, and the emotional impact of arbitrary restrictions.

  • Legal arguments situating the journal as primary evidence of psychological harm, excessive control, and retaliatory containment under Kirsty Hornal’s supervision.

The child is a 16-year-old U.S. citizen.
He is not a suspect. He is not on trial.
He is simply trying to breathe — and write.


II. WHAT THE COMPLAINT ESTABLISHES

The complaint against Ms. Hornal is no longer rooted in procedural misconduct alone. It now includes:

  • Psychological abuse by authority

  • Medical neglect through restriction of activity

  • Suppression of communication and expression

  • Unlawful interference with family life and autonomy

His journal is not poetic. It is precise.

He writes:
"I can’t ride bikes anymore because of one mistake."
That sentence alone indicts the safeguarding fiction.


III. WHY SWANK LOGGED IT

Because a child's asthma should not worsen in state care.
Because withholding pencils is not therapeutic.
Because mocking accents is not professional conduct.
Because emotional surveillance is not safeguarding.

And because the only thing more dangerous than a silent child is one who writes — and whose parent reads.


IV. CRIMES AND GROUNDS ESTABLISHED

Criminal Grounds under Magistrates’ Court Act 1980 & Children Act 1989:

  • Emotional cruelty under the guise of supervision

  • Negligent restriction of medical routines (asthma care)

  • Wilful interference with parental rights and contact

  • Abusive use of authority over a minor

  • Retaliatory containment of expression

Supporting Doctrines:

  • Article 8 ECHR – Family Life

  • Article 3 UNCRC – Best Interests of the Child

  • Equality Act 2010 – Disability Discrimination

  • Safeguarding Breach – Abuse of Position and Oversight

This is no longer a complaint. It is a ledger of criminality — handwritten by the child who endured it.


V. SWANK’S POSITION

The journal pages have been submitted to:

  • Westminster Magistrates’ Court

  • The Family Court (ZC25C50281)

  • Social Work England

  • Relevant safeguarding and human rights monitors

The LOI now includes:
First-person, contemporaneous child testimony.

This is not a parental grievance.
This is a prosecution.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

Chromatic v. Reid (Erasure by Prescription Pad and Perpetual Shrug)



🪞SWANK London Ltd

CLINICAL INDIFFERENCE & SYSTEMIC GASLIGHTING – PRIVATE CRIMINAL PROSECUTION

Filed Against Dr. Philip Reid, GP, Pembridge Villas Surgery (in personal capacity only)


Metadata

Filed Date: 29 July 2025
Reference Code: SWANK-PR-LOI-0729
Court File: 2025-07-29_CriminalProsecution_DrReid_MedicalNeglectAndSafeguardingGaslighting.pdf
Summary:
SWANK files a private criminal prosecution against Dr. Philip Reid for institutional gaslighting, clinical misrepresentation, and procedural collusion in the safeguarding sabotage of a disabled mother and her four chronically ill children.


I. What Happened

Between late 2023 and mid-2025, while the claimant and her children struggled with eosinophilic asthmasewage gas exposure, and complex systemic abuse, Dr. Reid performed a remarkable clinical feat: he consistently documented nothing.

While the mother submitted specialist reports, hospital records, and safeguarding impact statements, Dr. Reid’s entries oscillated between dismissive, vague, and medically inappropriate. Rather than assist in confirming the family’s complex needs, he appeared to sanitize the record — creating gaps that others later weaponised.

When asked for clinical support, he gave bureaucratic hedging.
When safeguarding trauma required clarity, he gave flat contradiction.
When the children were seized, he remained decorously detached.


II. What the Complaint Establishes

This Laying of Information, filed under Section 6 of the Prosecution of Offences Act 1985, asserts that Dr. Philip Reid, acting in his personal capacity, committed:

  • Wilful Neglect of a Person under the Children and Young Persons Act 1933

  • Misconduct in Public Office

  • Perverting the Course of Justice (via omission and misdirection)

  • Breach of Medical Duty Resulting in Procedural Harm

The evidentiary bundle includes a carefully indexed record of missed entries, dismissive replies, ignored correspondence, and failed clinical interventions — each a quiet brick in the wall of institutional collapse.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because a family GP should not behave like a discrediting scribe for the Crown.
Because safeguarding weaponry is often built on the silence of those who should speak.
Because pretending that complex asthma doesn’t exist does not make a mother’s oxygen return.

Dr. Reid didn’t just ignore the family’s medical situation.
He documented over it, allowing others to declare: “no known conditions,” “no evidence of concern,” and “mother is uncooperative.”

This wasn’t negligence. This was deliberate procedural flattening — done with a stethoscope, a smile, and the full weight of clinical authority.


IV. Violations

  • Failure to record and transmit critical respiratory diagnoses

  • Suppression of specialist evidence (ENT, respiratory, psychological)

  • Obstruction of medical clarity during safeguarding escalation

  • Complicity in trauma denial during and after child removal

  • Breach of duty under both the Equality Act 2010 and GMC ethical guidelines


V. SWANK’s Position

Dr. Reid did not physically remove the children.
He simply helped the system forget why they should not have been taken.

His role was not loud, but it was foundational: the quiet erasure of medical credibility that allowed the safeguarding narrative to overwrite fact.

We do not accuse him of ignorance.
We accuse him of complicity by omission — a clinical sleight of hand whose damage cannot be undone by a late referral or gentle disclaimer.

This prosecution is not about one GP.
It is about the institutional disassociation that makes procedural harm look sanitary.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

Chromatic v. Sophia (Delay, Disorientation, and the Legal Disappearance of Responsibility)



🪞SWANK London Ltd

PSEUDOLEGAL THEATRE & PROCEDURAL CONTEMPT – PRIVATE CRIMINAL PROSECUTION

Filed Against “Sophia”, Legal Officer, Westminster City Council – Children’s Services Legal Team


Metadata

Filed Date: 29 July 2025
Reference Code: SWANK-SO-LOI-0729
Court File: 2025-07-29_CriminalProsecution_Sophia_LegalMisrepresentationAndDelay.pdf
Summary:
SWANK files a private criminal prosecution against Westminster legal officer Sophia for calculated legal delay, false procedural claims, and enabling unlawful safeguarding interference.


I. What Happened

While Westminster’s safeguarding apparatus spun itself into crisis mode, Sophia, a legal officer acting under the banner of legitimacy, entered the theatre not as a steward of law — but as a stagehand in a farce of procedure.

Sophia refused to clarify basic legal mechanisms. She ignored repeated requests for procedural guidance. And when finally engaged, she responded not with accuracy — but with stone-faced confusion wrapped in authority.

Her silence wasn’t passive — it was policy. She didn’t just withhold information. She upheld a structure designed to exhaust the parent before the application reached the judge.


II. What the Complaint Establishes

Filed under Section 6 of the Prosecution of Offences Act 1985, this Laying of Information asserts that Sophia’s actions constitute:

  • Misconduct in Public Office

  • Obstruction of Justice and Due Process

  • Abuse of Legal Authority in Safeguarding Contexts

  • Contributory Role in Procedural Disenfranchisement

The emails from Sophia, or her deliberate non-replies, reveal a pattern of escalating confusion, vague gatekeeping, and bureaucratic stalling — at a moment when the court process required clarity, not condescension.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because a legal officer who cannot say whether a C100 form was received should not be controlling the fate of four children.

Because the rule of law cannot survive on CC’d vagueness and passive aggression.

Because Westminster has mastered the art of procedural sabotage — and Sophia delivered its quietest weapon: strategic silence.


IV. Violations

  • Failure to respond to legal correspondence in a safeguarding context

  • Obstructing procedural access to child welfare applications

  • Refusal to acknowledge or correct false procedural claims

  • Deliberate institutional delay affecting four U.S. citizen minors

  • Disregard of legal obligations to assist court access under the Children Act 1989


V. SWANK’s Position

Sophia will not be remembered for a single explosive act of misconduct.
She will be remembered for something far more corrosive: the normalisation of procedural delay as denial.

She was not lost in policy. She was fluent in it — and used it to ensure the parent could not proceed, the children could not be heard, and the system could never be seen clearly.

This prosecution names her because naming is power — and silence, however institutional, is never neutral.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

Chromatic v. Moise (Confident Obstruction in the Name of Legal Process)



🪞SWANK London Ltd

LEGAL MISDIRECTION & SAFEGUARDING COLLUSION – PRIVATE CRIMINAL PROSECUTION

Filed Against Rosita Moise, Legal Officer, Westminster City Council Children’s Services


Metadata

Filed Date: 29 July 2025
Reference Code: SWANK-RM-LOI-0729
Court File: 2025-07-29_CriminalProsecution_RositaMoise_LegalCollusionAndRetaliation.pdf
Summary:
SWANK files a private criminal prosecution against Rosita Moise for deliberate legal obstruction, collusion in safeguarding retaliation, and misconduct during a live emergency removal of four U.S. citizen children.


I. What Happened

In late June 2025, while the Emergency Protection Order (EPO) was executed against the mother and four minor children, Rosita Moise, acting in her capacity as Westminster legal counsel, issued a series of evasive, misleading, and hostile communications.

Rather than responding to lawful applications, Rosita spent her days:

  • Misrepresenting the scope of the Family Procedure Rules

  • Demanding compliance with procedures she herself refused to follow

  • Gaslighting written-only requests and court-endorsed disability accommodations

  • Aligning with obstructive safeguarding actors while undermining the family’s legal capacity

She did not serve justice. She served procedural sabotage with a lowercase "s."


II. What the Complaint Establishes

This Laying of Information, filed under Section 6 of the Prosecution of Offences Act 1985, includes allegations of:

  • Misconduct in Public Office

  • Perverting the Course of Justice

  • Obstruction of Lawful Application Procedures

  • Complicity in the Unlawful Removal of U.S. Citizen Children

The evidence includes over a dozen emails in which Ms. Moise, when faced with valid procedural queries, responded not with accuracy — but with threat, dismissal, or outright contradiction.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because when a mother asks how to file a court application, a legal officer should not respond with a wall of red tape dipped in contempt.

Because this officer had a professional duty not to mislead — and she chose to weaponise uncertainty.

Because institutional chaos is not a defence. It is a strategy, and Rosita executed it with unnerving poise.


IV. Violations

  • Knowingly issuing false claims about court filing status

  • Obstructing or ignoring valid applications (N244, C100, C2)

  • Failing to acknowledge written-only disability accommodations under Equality Act 2010

  • Deliberate suppression of family court access during safeguarding dispute

  • Contributing to the unlawful restriction of four U.S. citizen minors


V. SWANK’s Position

Rosita Moise was not confused. She was performing obstruction in silk-lined gloves.

Her role was not to adjudicate — it was to assist in stripping a mother’s legal footing while children were held under false pretext. Her confidence was not based in law, but in impunity.

This prosecution is now filed — and no email header, job title, or “we believe this matter is resolved” footer will erase it. She was not just part of the system. She was key to its failure.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

Chromatic v. Kalisa (Narrative Reversal via Threat Memo)



🪞SWANK London Ltd

WITNESS INTIMIDATION & SECURITY RETALIATION – PRIVATE CRIMINAL PROSECUTION

Filed Against Douglas Kalisa, Security Officer, Guy’s and St Thomas’ NHS Foundation Trust


Metadata

Filed Date: 29 July 2025
Reference Code: SWANK-DK-LOI-0729
Court File: 2025-07-29_CriminalProsecution_DouglasKalisa_WitnessIntimidation.pdf
Summary:
SWANK files a private criminal prosecution against hospital security officer Douglas Kalisa for retaliatory conduct, witness intimidation, and obstruction of justice following a racially aggravated attack at St Thomas' Hospital.


I. What Happened

On 2 January 2024, Polly Chromatic was verbally attacked by a black female patient at St Thomas’ Hospital while attending A&E in respiratory distress, accompanied by her minor (mixed-race) daughter. Despite being the victim of the attack — and medically compromised — she was denied treatment, subjected to a false safeguarding referral, and later blamed for the incident by hospital security.

Douglas Kalisa, acting in his capacity as security officer, later issued a written letter which:

  • Misrepresented the nature of the January 2 incident

  • Omitted all reference to the original attack against the claimant

  • Threatened or implied blame in a manner likely to suppress further reporting

This letter, delivered weeks later, constituted not just a procedural error — but a retaliatory act against a mother who had the temerity to speak up. The CPS later escalated a criminal case against her. CCTV footage was never retrieved. Treatment was never provided. Her children were later taken.


II. What the Complaint Establishes

This Laying of Information, filed under Section 6 of the Prosecution of Offences Act 1985, includes the following allegations:

  • Witness Intimidation

  • Perverting the Course of Justice

  • Harassment with Institutional Impact

  • Collusion in Safeguarding Retaliation

The retaliatory letter authored by Mr. Kalisa is now formally submitted as evidence — alongside the medical timeline, safeguarding fallout, and police complaint filed on 8 April 2024.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because victims of racial abuse should not receive threats on letterhead.
Because mothers in respiratory crisis should not be followed home by police after being denied care.
Because when hospital security aligns itself with false safeguarding narratives, the result is not order — it is medical authoritarianism, and it leaves children in danger.

This was not protection. This was punishment.


IV. Violations

  • Issuance of retaliatory correspondence after institutional misconduct

  • Suppression of police report context (Ref: TAA-15934-24-0101-IR)

  • Failure to disclose CCTV footage from the incident site

  • Contribution to subsequent medical and family breakdown via written intimidation


V. SWANK’s Position

Mr. Kalisa’s actions were neither neutral nor bureaucratic. They were chargedcalculated, and designed to intimidate. He did not just ignore the assault — he authored its official reversal.

This prosecution marks the beginning of formal accountability for all those who tried to rewrite reality in a hospital hallway. Your badge does not shield you from justice. Your clipboard does not erase causality.

When the mother gasped for breath, the system chose to stifle her voice instead.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

In the Matter of Hornal (A Study in Public Office Without Ethics)



⟡ SWANK Evidentiary Catalogue

Criminal Consequence as Procedural Remedy: On the Unlawful Behaviour of a Public Official


Filed Date: 22 July 2025
Reference Code: SWANK-CBKH-0723
PDF Filename: 2025-07-22_CriminalBundle_KirstyHornal_PrivateProsecution.pdf
1-Line Summary: A formal private prosecution bundle submitted to Westminster Magistrates’ Court against Kirsty Hornal for criminal safeguarding abuse and public office misconduct.


I. What Happened

On 22 July 2025, Polly Chromatic, acting in her capacity as Litigant in Person and Director of SWANK London Ltd., formally submitted a private criminal prosecution against social worker Kirsty Hornal to Westminster Magistrates’ Court. The information was formally laid, and a stamped filing was received.

The prosecution cites multiple offences committed in her professional role, including:

  • Misconduct in Public Office (common law),

  • Perverting the Course of Justice,

  • Wilful Neglect (Children and Young Persons Act 1933),

  • Harassment (Protection from Harassment Act 1997).

The decision to proceed with criminal charges arose from a cumulative pattern of misconduct, procedural malice, reputational manipulation, and child welfare harm that exceeds administrative remedy.


II. What the Bundle Establishes

This evidentiary bundle provides:

  • Chronological and thematic documentation of Ms. Hornal’s professional misconduct;

  • Safeguarding abuse patterns including emotional control, contact interference, suppression of parent–child bonding, and escalation without basis;

  • Evidence of institutional complicity, including non-responsiveness from Westminster legal representatives;

  • Cross-referenced complaints and procedural documentation already submitted to multiple regulatory bodies.

The submission is not symbolic. It constitutes a lawful, court-filed criminal prosecution of a named public officer, supported by written evidence, legislative authority, and procedural integrity.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

SWANK London Ltd. logged and filed this criminal bundle to formalise the threshold at which civil grievances cross into criminal misconduct.

When a safeguarding official:

  • Harasses a family under false pretence;

  • Suppresses due process to manufacture compliance;

  • Misrepresents facts to justify harm;

  • Or exerts state power against the vulnerable for administrative convenience—

then they must be held accountable in a court of law, not merely in abstract policy.

This bundle asserts that position as both factual and principled.


IV. Violations

  • Misconduct in Public Office: Abuse of safeguarding powers beyond statutory mandate;

  • Children and Young Persons Act 1933, s.1(1): Wilful neglect of child welfare duties by creating psychological harm;

  • Protection from Harassment Act 1997: A pattern of hostile contact and interference;

  • Equality Act 2010: Disability-based procedural obstruction and emotional distress;

  • Article 6 and 8 ECHR: Interference with parental rights and denial of fair process.


V. SWANK’s Position

This prosecution is not a bluff, protest, or rhetorical device. It is a lawful recourse to criminal accountability, meticulously filed, procedurally clean, and evidentially documented.

If safeguarding powers can be weaponised, they can also be scrutinised.

This filing now sits on the record of the UK criminal court system. Let it remain there as a permanent testament to institutional retaliation—and as a warning to any public servant who believes impunity is built into their job description.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.