“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

Chromatic v The Fiction of Noncompliance – On the Impossible Task of Following a Policy That Doesn’t Exist



“Mark Garland Approved My Homeschooling. Apparently, That Wasn’t Enough.”

⟡ A Letter to Legal Counsel Documenting Institutional Whiplash, Fabricated Truancy, and the Fictional Policy That Keeps Changing

IN THE MATTER OF: Unlawful safeguarding, approval denial after approval given, and the myth of a homeschooling policy no one can produce


⟡ METADATA

Filed: 6 August 2020
Reference Code: SWANK-TCI-HOMESCHOOL-FABRICATEDTRUANCY
Court File Name: 2020-08-06_Records_MarkGarlandHomeschoolApprovalDispute
Summary: Polly Chromatic (then Noelle Bonneannée) documents three years of procedural harassment after following exactly the steps laid out by Deputy Director Mark Garland — who approved her homeschooling plan in 2017. Despite repeated submissions of her curriculum and qualifications, she is accused of truancy, subjected to safeguarding abuse, and told by the Complaints Commission that her entire history of compliance is now irrelevant because she “didn’t follow what Edgar Howell said” — someone she has never spoken with and who has never written her.


I. What Happened

  • In 2017, Polly met in person with Mark Garland and was told to submit her curriculum — which she did. He approved her homeschooling.

  • Over the next three years, she was:

    • Yelled at by a truancy officer (Mr. Kennedy) in public

    • Subjected to sexualised hospital exams of her sons in front of 9 adults

    • Trespassed upon during COVID lockdown

    • Threatened repeatedly with child removal

  • She submitted her BA and MA degrees, social enrichment details, curriculum, and learning methods — annually

  • In 2020, the Complaints Commission insisted none of that mattered and cited “new” requirements from Edgar Howell, with whom Polly had never communicated

  • She was told her approval was void, despite having met every previous standard

  • When she attempted to complain about safeguarding misconduct, the Complaints Commission reignited the truancy threat instead


II. What the Email Confirms

  • That Mark Garland's approval was known, documented, and acted upon

  • That social services acknowledged her homeschooling status

  • That institutional memory is nonexistent: her three years of compliance were discarded

  • That policy is cited, but never shown

  • That fabricated truancy threats are being used to reassert power rather than protect children

  • That the Complaints Commission functions not as a neutral party, but as an arm of administrative coercion


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because there is nothing more dangerous than a policy that no one can produce. Because “you spoke to the wrong person” is not a legal argument. Because approval should not expire just because a different official decides to contradict it. Because sexualised exams and emergency fence removals are not a form of educational oversight. Because this letter documents the precise moment compliance became litigation.


IV. Violations

  • Abuse of safeguarding protocols

  • Statutory breach under Children Ordinance for failure to provide reports

  • Illegal entry and COVID-19 violations

  • Denial of education rights despite formal approval

  • Defamation and harassment by public officials

  • Procedural retaliation through complaints mismanagement


V. SWANK’s Position

We log this document as a primary exhibit in the institutional obliteration of lawful homeschoolers. SWANK London Ltd. affirms:

  • That truancy cannot be claimed when prior approval exists

  • That Mark Garland’s authority cannot be retroactively erased because someone else says so

  • That policy must be written, distributed, and consistent — or it does not exist

  • That this is not child protection — this is performative, punitive fiction

  • That any system that demands compliance while refusing to define the rules is not lawful — it is dangerous


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