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Chromatic v Khan: The Litigant’s Reply to Legal Fiction



Safeguarding as Sabotage: The Velvet Gatekeeper Files

Polly Chromatic v. Sophia Khan
Procedural Obstruction, Legal Misrepresentation, and Retaliatory Conduct Wielded in a Barristerial Tone of Utter Indifference


Filed Date: 25 July 2025
Reference Code: SWANK-PROSECUTION-SK-0725
PDF Filename: 2025-07-25_LayingOfInformation_SophiaKhan_ProceduralObstruction.pdf
One-Line Summary: Private prosecution filed against Westminster’s solicitor for procedural sabotage and retaliatory obstruction of justice.


I. What Happened

Between 3 and 25 July 2025, Ms. Sophia Khan—solicitor for Westminster and RBKC Children’s Services—engaged in a campaign of carefully tailored legal negligence. While feigning procedural stewardship, Ms. Khan in fact:

  • Failed to schedule any assessments despite multiple written requests and full availability

  • Obstructed access to lawful remedy even after the original medical safeguarding allegation was formally disproven

  • Ignored direct challenges to misrepresentation of fact, jurisdiction, and family history

  • Enabled the unlawful continuation of an Emergency Protection Order now rendered legally indefensible

Her conduct was not merely incompetent—it was institutional gatekeeping refined into delay doctrine, polished with the gloss of procedural civility.


II. What the Complaint Establishes

Ms. Khan now joins a formal criminal docket already populated by her colleagues Ms. Kirsty Hornal, Mr. Samuel Brown, and Ms. Sarah Newman—all previously referred for prosecution. Unlike them, however, Ms. Khan’s offense is singularly cynical: she knew exactly what she was doing.

The Laying of Information establishes:

  • Misconduct in Public Office

  • Obstruction of Justice

  • Neglect of Legal Duty

  • Harassment through procedural coercion and professional misrepresentation

She acted in close procedural coordination with all three co-defendants and functioned as the legal firewall enabling the continued misapplication of power.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because no court should be expected to deliver justice while the advocate for the local authority is knowingly enforcing a safeguarding fiction. Because the role of a solicitor is not to rewrite the facts of a mother’s medical crisis in defence of a disproven safeguarding narrative. Because there must be a record—precise, public, and procedural—of what happens when legal actors forget the limits of their position.

And because institutional immunity dies when the velvet gloves come off.


IV. Violations

  • Misconduct in Public Office (common law)

  • Obstruction of Justice (perverting the course of justice)

  • Harassment under the Protection from Harassment Act 1997

  • Procedural sabotage contrary to Family Procedure Rules 2010

  • Material interference with Articles 6 and 8 of the ECHR

  • Dereliction of legal duty under the Children Act 1989


V. SWANK’s Position

Sophia Khan operated not as legal counsel, but as the quietest enforcer of procedural discrimination Westminster had left. While the named social workers destabilised the family, she ensured no resolution could occur. This prosecution is not simply about her personal failings—it is a direct challenge to the abuse of institutional position under the colour of law.

She has filed her last delaying email. This is the reply.


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