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PC-66045: When the entire government can’t locate its own policy, it begins policing the parent who can.



⟡ H.G. O’Neill & Co. — Request for Legal Information (Grand Turk Homeschool Harassment) ⟡

Filed: 6 August 2020
Reference: SWANK/H.G.O’Neill & Co./PC-66045
Download PDF: 2020-08-06_Core_PC-66045_Email_HGO’NeillAndCo_GrandTurk_RequestForInformationRegardingHomeschoolingAndDepartmentInterference.pdf
Summary: Written plea for legal assistance sent to H.G. O’Neill & Co., documenting three years of unlawful interference, harassment, and administrative incoherence by the Turks & Caicos Departments of Social Development and Education.


I. What Happened

• On 6 August 2020, Polly Chromatic emailed H.G. O’Neill & Co., a local law firm in Grand Turk, requesting representation or at minimum clarification regarding the legal basis for repeated state interference in her family’s homeschooling arrangement.
• She had previously obtained explicit approval to homeschool from Mark Garland (Department of Education), only to be accused by the Department of Social Development of truancy, neglect, and non-compliance with policies that did not, in fact, exist in writing.
• Over three years, she was confronted by the Truancy Officer, visited unannounced by Social Development, and forced into hospital examinations — where her sons were subjected to degrading and invasive procedures without lawful justification.
• The correspondence also records the Complaints Commission’s Kafkaesque intervention: an investigation into her complaint that, within a single meeting, reversed its purpose and found her “noncompliant” with a policy the state itself refused to produce.


II. What the Document Establishes

• Proof of prolonged administrative persecution disguised as safeguarding.
• Documentary evidence that the Department of Education could not locate, cite, or issue a Homeschool Policy yet demanded adherence to it.
• Cross-agency collusion between the Department of Social DevelopmentComplaints Commission, and Attorney General’s Office, each contradicting the others while insisting on compliance.
• Confirmation that the parent repeatedly sought legal counsel and due process but found only institutional circularity.
• The structural absurdity of a system in which the state claims authority without authorship.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

• It is the primary-source document of bureaucratic collapse — when “safeguarding” mutated into harassment.
• It reveals a colonial continuity of control, reframed as “policy development.”
• It embodies the central paradox of post-imperial administration: the rule of law without the bother of a rulebook.
• It provides jurisprudential grounding for all subsequent Equality Act, Human Rights Act, and UN CRPD filings under SWANK’s evidentiary catalogue.


IV. Applicable Standards & Violations

• Education Ordinance 2009 (TCI) — failure to issue or publish homeschool regulations.
• Children (Care and Protection) Ordinance 2015 s. 17(6) — unlawful interference absent cause or report disclosure.
• UN CRPD Articles 7 & 24 — rights of children with disabilities and access to inclusive education without coercion.
• ECHR Article 8 — interference with private and family life without legal basis.
• Equality Act 2010 s.26 (UK cross-reference) — harassment related to disability and belief.


V. SWANK’s Position

This is not “educational oversight.”
This is administrative choreography — theatre performed in uniforms.

• We do not accept procedural farce as governance.
• We reject circular bureaucracy as culture.
• We will archive every instance where “policy” is invoked as religion but printed nowhere.


⟡ This Entry Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
Every sentence jurisdictional. Every paragraph colonial.
Because when a state cannot find its own paperwork, it finds its citizens instead.

This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with deliberate punctuation, preserved for litigation and education.
Because evidence deserves elegance — and retaliation deserves an archive.

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Unlicensed reproduction will be cited as panic, not authorship.


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Twelve Legal Questions. Zero Legal Answers.

 ⚖️ SWANK Dispatch: When a Lawyer Has to Ask Why Your Children Were Touched

🗓️ 25 August 2020

Filed Under: legal intervention, forced medical exams, investigation without cause, rights breach, family life violation, child protection misconduct, lack of disclosure, systemic harassment, trauma documentation


“Was there a report of abuse? If so, where is it?
If not — then what gave you the right to examine my sons’ genitals?”

— A Mother, Represented and Still Waiting for Answers


This letter from attorney Lara Maroof of James Law Chambers to Ashley Adams, Deputy Director of Social Development, formalises the case that Polly Chromatic has been trying to make for over three years:
That no lawful cause has been given for the intrusion, medical violations, and trauma inflicted upon her and her children.


🧾 I. What This Letter Demands

Twelve direct legal questions, including:

  1. Was any report of suspected abuse ever made in 2017 or 2019?

  2. Was any assessment carried out before police and social worker visits?

  3. On what grounds were her three sons subjected to genital examinations?

  4. Why was no interview conducted with Polly prior to these exams?

  5. Why were the children not spoken to before being touched?

  6. What legal section was used to justify action — or inaction — under the Children (Care and Protection) Ordinance?

  7. What lawful grounds existed for the 26 March 2020 home intrusion during national lockdown?

  8. Is there an active investigation or not?

These are basic statutory questions.
Yet none had ever been answered.
Even after three years.
Even after a lawyer asked in writing.


⚠️ II. What This Reveals

  • There is no record of a proper cause for any investigation

  • The department violated both medical ethics and legal procedure

  • No closure was given. No actions were explained.

  • The result has been chronic, legally sanctioned distress for Noelle and her children

“After three years, it is reasonable to expect your Department would have been able to form a very clear opinion…”
Instead — they formed no opinionno case, and no lawful conclusion.


📌 Final Note:

The letter is from a lawyer.
The trauma is from a government.
The burden is on a mother.
And the silence, still —
is from the State.



When the Harassers Quote Policy, We Quote Law.



⟡ We Quoted the Law. They Ignored It. So We Wrote to the Attorney General. ⟡

Filed: 15 July 2020
Reference: SWANK/TCI/2020-AG-KNOWLES-LEGAL-INQUIRY
📎 Download PDF — 2020-07-15_SWANK_TCI_AG_RhondaleeKnowles_SocialDevHarassment_LegalAdviceRequest.pdf


I. This Is What We Do When Bureaucracy Pretends It Can’t Read

This letter was sent to Rhondalee Braithwaite-Knowles, Attorney General of the Turks and Caicos Islands, in response to three years of:

  • Procedural harassment

  • Disregard of lawful home education

  • Failure to acknowledge disability

  • Repeated safeguarding theatre with no evidentiary base

It was not a complaint. It was a summons to reason — framed not in desperation, but in jurisdictional symmetry.

We cited their statutes.
We clarified their duties.
We annotated their silence.


II. What the Letter Actually Demands

This document:

  • Invokes specific TCI ordinances

  • Questions the lawful basis of Social Development’s interference

  • Demands clarification of the Department’s jurisdictional reach

  • Establishes a record of prior compliance with every legal requirement

It is not rhetorical.
It is pre-litigious, and exquisitely so.

It asks:

What is the lawful basis for your surveillance when no statutory breach has occurred?

And it dares them to reply.


III. Why SWANK Filed It

Because when local officers overreach, we go to Cabinet-level counsel.
Because silence is no longer a shield when it’s filed in writing.
Because after three years of unsolicited visits, demands, and distortions — we asked the AG to confirm what the law actually says.

Let the record show:

  • The letter was sent

  • The children were documented

  • The law was quoted

  • The surveillance — was acknowledged by omission

This is not an “inquiry.”
It is a velvet ceasefire offer backed by law.


IV. SWANK’s Position

We do not consider maternal self-sufficiency a risk.
We do not believe that home education negates citizenship.
We do not accept that child welfare permits procedural trespass.

Let the record show:

We asked for legal clarity.
They gave us unlawful proximity.
So we escalated — to the top.

This isn’t advocacy.
This is documented refusal by legal dispatch.