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I Called for Protection. They Called About Paperwork.

 πŸ“ž SWANK Dispatch: Phone Call Follow-Up — Reframing the Real Issue

πŸ—“️ 8 August 2020

Filed Under: complaint redirection, education stall tactics, social worker abuse, policy opacity, unfulfilled reporting, hospital misconduct, child rights violations, administrative diversion


“My complaint was about abuse. Their concern was whether I had submitted a form.”
— A Mother Who Understood the Difference Between Safety and Surveillance

In this follow-up letter to Willette A. Pratt, Senior Investigative Officer at the Complaints Commission, Polly Chromatic reasserts a crucial distinction: her original complaint was about institutional harm — not late paperwork.

On 7 August 2020, Willette phoned her. She mentioned concern over the start of the school year on 31 August and the urgency of homeschool registration. But Noelle didn’t initiate this complaint over education delays — she initiated it over abuse, neglect, and the complete failure of state mechanisms to follow their own laws.


🧱 I. Her Complaint Was Clear — The System Keeps Reframing It

Her original complaint included:

  1. Repeated unlawful and traumatising actions by Social Development

  2. A hospital incident involving sexual abuse and rights violations

  3. Failure to provide any reports, timelines, or rationale for investigation

  4. Refusal to supply written homeschool registration requirements

Instead, Willette focused on the school calendar.


🧠 II. What She Wants Is Lawful Process — Not Bureaucratic Panic

Outcomes Noelle requests:

  • πŸ“„ Reports corresponding to every state intervention

  • πŸ“„ Written explanation of the prolonged investigation

  • πŸ“„ A formal review of the hospital assault

  • πŸ“„ Written policies on how to register for homeschool

  • πŸ“„ Written expectations for maintaining homeschool compliance

  • πŸ“„ Review of whether Social Development is complying with law

Her offer:

“I am willing to follow a formal written letter... provided to me directly from the Deputy Director or the Director of The Department of Education.”

What she has not received:
Any of the above.


πŸ“š III. UK Homeschool Law Quoted in Full — With More Legal Literacy Than the State

Polly cites 13 points from UK law, noting:

  • No required subjects

  • No required tutors

  • No legal duty to notify authorities

  • No mandatory testing or “school day” conformity

  • Home educated children are not automatically vulnerable

  • Oversight must be proportionate, not coercive


πŸ“Œ Final Clarity:

“I initiated the complaint… because the Department of Social Development is not and has not been following the law… and has put the safety and wellbeing of my children at risk.”

It was never about forms.
It was always about trauma, transparency, and the right to educate without persecution.



The Clock Hasn’t Started Because You Haven’t Jumped Through Our Hoops Yet



⟡ “We Can't Process Your Data Request Until You Prove You Exist — Again.” ⟡
Metropolitan Police Refuses to Process Subject Access Request Until Additional ID and Address Documentation Are Resubmitted

Filed: 23 May 2025
Reference: SWANK/MPS/ROA-REJECT-01
πŸ“Ž Download PDF – 2025-05-23_SWANK_Letter_MPS_ROARequest_Rejected_ProcedureDelay.pdf
Summary: MPS formally rejects processing of a Right of Access request, citing insufficient ID/address verification. The 30-day response timeline will not begin until further documents are received.


I. What Happened

On 17 May 2025, Polly Chromatic (Noelle Simlett) submitted a Right of Access request to the MPS under the Data Protection Act 2018.

On 23 May 2025, the MPS issued this formal response stating:

– They cannot proceed without additional proof of address (dated within the last 6 months)
– They require further proof of identity
– For third-party data (children, other adults), formal authority documents must be supplied
– The 30-day processing clock will not start until documentation is resubmitted

They include a link to the third-party consent template and advise against sending original documents.


II. What the Letter Establishes

• The MPS received the request but will not process it until new supporting documentation is sent
• They are invoking procedural delays to defer their data disclosure obligations
• This creates a bureaucratic loop that disproportionately burdens disabled or chronically surveilled individuals
• It demonstrates how the 30-day legal deadline is effectively paused by agency discretion
• The rejection email becomes a tactical time reset that obscures state data retention and use


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because this is how denial hides in delay.
Because rejecting a legal access request on formality does not erase the request — it reveals resistance.
Because when the law says “you must respond in 30 days,” and the state replies “only if we say the request is valid,” that’s a power play — not a protection.

SWANK documents when access is denied not in law, but in logistics.


IV. SWANK’s Position

We do not accept that legal rights to data are conditional on resubmitting what was already provided.
We do not accept that timelines can be paused at the institution’s convenience.
We do not accept that access to truth should be procedurally fragile.

This wasn’t a refusal. It was a stall.
And SWANK will archive every attempt to timeout your request into invisibility.


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