🦚 A Formal Complaint Regarding the Improvised Double Act of Sally Silly and Her Mother: A Study in Professional Misconduct, Disability Disregard, and Procedural Farce
Filed under the solemn documentation of safeguarding collapse and bureaucratic absurdity.
2025.04.03
To: complaints@rbkc.gov.uk
Subject: Formal Complaint Regarding the Improvised Double Act of Sally Silly and Her Mother – A Study in Professional Misconduct, Disability Disregard, and Procedural Farce
🧾 Dear RBKC Complaints Department,
I write to you today not merely to lodge a formal complaint, but to invite your office — if only momentarily — to reflect on how far standards have eroded in what purports to be a functioning public service.
This particular complaint concerns Ms. Sally Silly, allegedly a social worker employed by RBKC, and — quite inexplicably — her mother, who appeared to assume the role of lead professional during an official safeguarding home visit in February 2024.
📜 Background: Disability Ignored, Protocol Abandoned
Prior to this visit, I submitted multiple written requests for written-only communication, supported by formal medical documentation.
As clearly communicated on record, I live with:
Eosinophilic asthma;
Muscle tension dysphonia;
The long-term effects of sewer gas exposure.
Conditions which render verbal speech during stress medically unsafe.
These reasonable adjustments were not merely overlooked.
They were entirely disregarded.
Instead, I was met with the surreal spectacle of a home visit:
Led not by a credentialed professional;
But by the unvetted, unintroduced mother of one —
Performing civic duty with the enthusiasm of amateur dramatics.
The visit lasted approximately five minutes, and is preserved via unedited video documentation.
During that encounter:
My eldest son was asked if he had any concerns. He reasonably said, "no."
I was pressured to speak aloud, despite pre-notified clinical barriers.
The visit was abruptly concluded and immediately followed by a disproportionate and retaliatory case escalation.
📚 Child Protection Conference: Falsehoods and Flippancy
At the subsequent initial child protection conference:
Ms. Silly’s mother (still operating without title, remit, or legal authority) falsely asserted that my family had been banned from temporary accommodation — a claim entirely unsupported and trivially disproven;
She also made a flippant comment on how "cute" my children were — a remark so absurdly inappropriate that it underscored the procedural collapse into farce.
Inappropriate familiarity replaced professional assessment.
Falsehoods replaced factual safeguarding evaluation.
📚 Professional Concerns
I respectfully submit the following breaches for formal review:
Concern | Description |
---|---|
Failure to Respect Disability Accommodations | Written requests for adjustments, protected under the Equality Act 2010, were flagrantly ignored. |
Breach of Professional Boundaries | The unvetted presence of a social worker’s mother during a safeguarding visit obliterated professional integrity. |
Unlawful Escalation and False Reporting | The case was escalated on fabricated grounds, resulting in undue emotional harm. |
Inappropriate Behaviour and Commentary | Remarks about children's appearance were wholly unprofessional and contextually grotesque. |
🩻 Remedy Requested
Accordingly, I request that RBKC:
Initiate a full and transparent investigation into the conduct of Ms. Sally Silly and her accompanying family member;
Clarify authorisation protocols, and under what possible justification a relative was permitted to attend and lead an official safeguarding visit;
Confirm Ms. Silly’s professional registration status with Social Work England, and disclose whether this incident has been referred for regulatory investigation;
Issue a formal written apology, acknowledging the distress caused and affirming that such a collapse of professional standards will not recur.
📜 Closing Remarks
This visit was not merely unprofessional.
It was absurd.
What was required was:
Care,
Professionalism,
Clarity.
What I received was:
Confusion,
Falsehood,
An unauthorised familial intrusion masquerading as safeguarding practice.
That such an incident could occur under the auspices of RBKC Children’s Services speaks to a profound failure of oversight, ethics, and respect for disabled parents and vulnerable children.
It is not only the incident that is shocking.
It is the silence that followed.
I trust — or at least insist — that this matter will now be treated with the seriousness it so evidently demands.
Yours,
With constitutional formality and documented indignation,
Polly