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Chromatic v Metropolitan Police Service [2025] SWANK PC-094 (CC)



⟡ Addendum: On Misfeasance, Manners, and the Metropolitan Habit of Missing the Point ⟡

Filed: 5 May 2025
Reference: SWANK/METROPOLITAN-POLICE/PC-094
Document: 2025-05-05_Core_PC-094_MetPolice_MisconductDamagesClaimAnnex.pdf
Summary: Annex detailing the Metropolitan Police’s persistent refusal to conduct a lawful, unbiased, or even vaguely intelligent investigation during a medical emergency—transforming a breathless incident into an act of bureaucratic theatre.


I. What Happened

On 5 May 2025, the claimant submitted an annex so devastatingly polite it should have been served on gilt-edged paper. Within it: a £1.1 million damages claim, the bones of institutional misconduct, and the faint scent of exasperation made legal. The document narrates an ordeal in which disability became provocation, evidence became inconvenience, and the night became a stage for police intrusion.


II. What the Annex Establishes

That “reasonable doubt” has been replaced by reasonable indifference.
That CCTV can vanish as efficiently as accountability.
That one may, in the twenty-first century, still require a spreadsheet to quantify disbelief.
The annex converts trauma into arithmetic—a public-law sonnet expressed in daily interest rates.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because outrage, when formatted correctly, becomes jurisprudence.
SWANK regards this filing as the couture of complaint: fault lines embroidered in italics, every paragraph a form of cross-examination delivered with immaculate diction.


IV. Violations

  • Equality Act 2010 – Sections 20, 21 & 149: disregard for disability and race equality duties.

  • Human Rights Act 1998 – Articles 6, 8 & 14: unlawful interference with fairness, privacy, and non-discrimination.

  • Misfeasance in Public Office – the hobby the Metropolitan Police will never relinquish.

  • Negligence in Public Duty – performed with choreography but without conscience.


V. SWANK’s Position

The Metropolitan Police appear to treat procedural propriety as optional evening wear.
SWANK, however, remains draped in formality.
This annex stands as the velvet indictment of a constabulary addicted to its own authority—proof that elegance can, indeed, indict.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

Chromatic v Metropolitan Police (PC-115): On the Polite Weaponisation of Procedure



⟡ FORMAL COMPLAINT – INDEPENDENT OFFICE FOR POLICE CONDUCT (IOPC) ⟡

Filed: 21 May 2025
Reference: SWANK/IOPC/DISABILITY-PROCEDURAL-HARASSMENT-2025
Download PDF: 2025-05-21_Core_PC-115_IOPC_DisabilityDiscrimination-ProceduralHarassment.pdf
Summary: Formal complaint submitted to the Independent Office for Police Conduct (IOPC) regarding the Metropolitan Police Service’s discriminatory treatment of a disabled mother and her four children, failure to investigate false allegations, and procedural complicity in medical retaliation. This entry represents the first SWANK Police Accountability Dossier, establishing police discrimination as both evidentiary category and aesthetic pattern.


I. What Happened

On 21 May 2025Polly Chromatic submitted a formal complaint to the IOPC Complaints Team via email.
The filing documented systemic misconduct by Metropolitan Police officers between January 2024 and May 2025, including:

• Failure to investigate false allegations initiated by Guy’s & St Thomas’ NHS Foundation Trust;
• Neglect in securing CCTV footage from St Thomas’ Hospital that would have exonerated the complainant;
• Participation in discriminatory safeguarding misuse, culminating in a late-night intrusion at the Holiday Inn High Street Kensington;
• Procedural coercion through verbal interaction during a documented medical crisis, in breach of written-only adjustments prescribed by Dr. Irfan Rafiq (26 November 2024).

The officers’ conduct reflected not error, but orchestration — bureaucratic obedience to prejudice.


II. What the Document Establishes

• That the Metropolitan Police acted in concert with discriminatory medical narratives.
• That their refusal to retrieve exculpatory CCTV constitutes procedural bias and negligence.
• That safeguarding referrals became instruments of retaliation, not protection.
• That institutional harassment can be performed in polite tones, via protocol, with devastating precision.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

• To crystallise a year-long pattern of disability discrimination across police and medical interfaces.
• To assert jurisdictional oversight where oversight itself has collapsed.
• To preserve the evidentiary chain connecting NHS falsification, CPS misconduct, and police negligence.
• Because bureaucracy, once aestheticised, can no longer hide behind procedure.


IV. Legal & Regulatory Framework

Domestic Law:
• Equality Act 2010, ss. 20, 21, 29 — failure to accommodate disability, discriminatory provision of public service.
• Human Rights Act 1998, Arts. 6 & 8 — denial of fair process, interference with family and private life.
• Police Reform Act 2002, Part 2 — duty of IOPC to investigate serious misconduct and procedural failure.
• Data Protection Act 2018, s.171 — failure to maintain factual accuracy in evidentiary records.

Supporting Filings Referenced:
• N1 Civil Claim – disability discrimination and safeguarding misuse.
• N461 Judicial Review – procedural retaliation and Equality Act breaches.
• N16A Injunction – prevention of continued interference.


V. SWANK’s Position

“When the police inherit a hospital’s lie, the uniform becomes costume.”

SWANK London Ltd. recognises the Metropolitan Police’s conduct as a case study in procedural harassment — discrimination laundered through paperwork, and obedience elevated into harm.
The complaint is not only evidentiary; it is architectural — a structure of written resistance against the choreography of impunity.

This document converts bureaucratic cruelty into permanent record.
Where the police failed to investigate, SWANK will curate.


⟡ This Entry Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected.
This is not a blog. This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with deliberate punctuation, preserved for litigation and education.

Because misconduct deserves narrative.
And authority deserves annotation.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

Chromatic v CPS & MPS (PC-121): On the Jurisdiction of Falsehood



⟡ FORMAL COMPLAINT – METROPOLITAN POLICE & CROWN PROSECUTION SERVICE ⟡

Filed: 23 May 2025
Reference: SWANK/MPS-CPS/SECURITY-CLAIM-CORRECTION
Download PDF: 2025-05-23_Core_PC-121_CPSMetPolice_InaccurateSecurityClaimComplaint.pdf
Summary: Formal complaint addressed jointly to the Metropolitan Police Service and Crown Prosecution Service, correcting the false statement that the complainant (Polly Chromatic) was “removed by hospital security” during an incident at St Thomas’ Hospital on 2 January 2024. The letter asserts that this claim is factually false, defamatory, and medically disproven, and demands immediate correction of all CPS and police records under the Data Protection Act 2018.


I. What Happened

On 2 January 2024Polly Chromatic (legally Noelle Bonnee Annee Simlett) attended St Thomas’ Hospital A&E in severe respiratory distress.
While struggling to breathe, she was repeatedly interrogated by a nurse who ignored visible medical incapacity.
In order to protect her health and her young daughter, Honor, she voluntarily left the room — unassisted and unescorted.

Despite this, official records in both Metropolitan Police and CPS case summaries (URN: 01LX1056024) falsely assert that she was “removed from the room by hospital security.”

This distortion transforms a disabled patient’s self-preserving exit into a criminalised narrative of disorder.
The truth was not inconvenient — it was simply ignored.


II. What the Document Establishes

• That no hospital security removal occurred — a categorical factual error propagated by state documentation.
• That the complainant’s actions were medically necessary and lawfully autonomous.
• That the misrepresentation has defamatory consequence, influencing criminal case interpretation.
• That this misinformation violates the accuracy principle of the Data Protection Act 2018 (s.171) and Article 5(1)(d) UK GDPR.
• That this single falsehood epitomises the bureaucratic reflex to pathologise disability and penalise self-protection.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

• To formally preserve the record of this falsehood and its correction demand.
• To connect this case with the parallel institutional misconduct logged in PC-122 (GSTT) — proving narrative coordination across NHS and justice bodies.
• To ensure that factual correction becomes the procedural remedy to institutional defamation.
• Because truth, once written, becomes evidence — but falsehood, if unchallenged, becomes precedent.


IV. Legal & Procedural Framework

Statutory Basis
• Data Protection Act 2018, s.171 – duty of accuracy in personal data.
• UK GDPR, Art. 16 – right to rectification.
• Equality Act 2010, ss.15 & 20 – discrimination and failure to make reasonable adjustments.
• Human Rights Act 1998, Art. 8 – right to personal dignity and privacy.

Oversight Avenues
• Independent Office for Police Conduct (IOPC) – review of record inaccuracy and data breach.
• CPS Complaints & Victims’ Rights Review Scheme.
• Information Commissioner’s Office (ICO) – accuracy and rectification request oversight.


V. SWANK’s Position

“When the state lies by accident, it is negligence;
when it lies by pattern, it is policy.”

SWANK London Ltd. defines this incident as institutional falsification through repetition — the bureaucratic transmutation of disability into deviance.
The complainant’s lawful self-removal during a medical emergency was reimagined as ejection, and this fantasy has since travelled across agencies unexamined.

The correction request is therefore not clerical; it is constitutional — a demand for truth within an administrative ecosystem allergic to it.


⟡ This Entry Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected.
This is not a blog. This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with deliberate punctuation, preserved for litigation and education.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And lies deserve correction.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

On the Vulgarities of Delegated Civility and the National Discomfort of the Foster State

⟡ SWANK ENTRY — METROPOLITAN POLICE REPORT: PLACEMENT INCIDENT ⟡

Filed: 07 October 2025
Reference: SWANK/WESTMINSTER/CRIMINAL-BIAS
Download PDF: 2025-10-07_SWANK_Report_RomeoFosterBiasIncident.pdf
Summary: Formal Metropolitan Police report (Ref: TAA-50103-25-0101-IR) documenting discriminatory and verbally abusive conduct by Westminster-approved foster carers toward Regal (aged 16), supported by the Council’s internal incident admission.


I. What Happened

On 7 September 2025, during a morning interaction at a Westminster-commissioned foster placement in Ilford (715A High Road, Seven Kings, IG3 8RH), the male foster carer shouted “I’ve f**ing had enough*” within earshot of all four children, following a disagreement with Regal (aged 16, dual U.S.–U.K. citizen) about leaving the house early to ride his bicycle.

The incident occurred in front of his siblings (Prerogative, Kingdom, and Heir), prompting visible distress.
Metropolitan Police online report was filed by Polly Chromatic (mother) on 6 October 2025 at 19:51, citing harassment, verbal abuse, and discriminatory behaviour based on nationality.

The police report identifies:
• Victim: Regal (16, Mixed White–Black Caribbean heritage, severe eosinophilic asthma)
• Reporter: Polly Chromatic, mother and Director of SWANK London Ltd.
• Incident Location: 715A High Rd, Seven Kings, Ilford IG3 8RH
• Offence Type: Verbal assault and discriminatory conduct under delegated state care
• Bias Factors: National origin and ethnicity

The foster carer’s own admission of misconduct is confirmed in an internal Westminster email from Bruce Murphy (Social Worker, WCC) dated 9 September 2025, co-signed to Kirsty Hornal and Sam Brown, describing Del’s outburst as “not acceptable.”


II. What the Document Establishes

• The Metropolitan Police Service formally recorded a criminal complaint concerning verbal abuse and bias within a Westminster-commissioned placement.
• Westminster City Council internally corroborated the event — confirming the carer’s conduct, tone, and apology — yet continued the placement.
• The foster carers had previously made derogatory comments, including that Regal “doesn’t know how to ride a bike because he’s American”, revealing a sustained national-origin prejudice.
• The Local Authority’s framing of the event as a “disagreement” rather than discriminatory misconduct demonstrates systemic minimisation of racial and national bias within its placements.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because the pattern of foster-care hostility toward U.S.–born children is neither accidental nor harmless — it is cultural cruelty legitimised by paperwork.
Because a system that normalises verbal abuse, excuses bias, and recasts it as “boundary setting” is unfit to protect any child.
Because Regal’s dignity was once again subordinated to institutional convenience.

SWANK logs this as a mirror instance of custodial incivility — a child’s humiliation transformed into administrative prose.


IV. Violations

• Children Act 1989, s.22(3): Failure to safeguard and promote the welfare of the child in care.
• Human Rights Act 1998, Art. 3 & 14: Degrading treatment and discriminatory bias by state agents.
• ECHR, Art. 8: Interference with family and private life under hostile placement conditions.
• Equality Act 2010, s.26: Harassment related to nationality and race.
• UNCRC, Art. 19 & 29: Failure to protect from psychological harm and to ensure respect for cultural identity.


V. SWANK’s Position

This event encapsulates the unrefined temperament of state care: bureaucratic contrition masking emotional violence.
The council’s own admission that the carer’s outburst was “not acceptable” yet its choice to retain the placement confirms Westminster’s institutional tolerance for misconduct.
SWANK London Ltd. deems this incident a documented act of national-origin harassment under delegated custody, warranting immediate placement suspensionformal investigation, and public accountability for supervisory negligence.


Filed under the Jurisdiction of the Mirror Court — SWANK London Ltd.
A Velvet Tribunal for the Evaluation of Civilised Decay.
🪞 We file what others forget.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

On the Indecency of Delegated Care and the Failure of State Custodians



⟡ SWANK ENTRY — HEIR POLICE REPORT ⟡

Filed: 06 October 2025
Reference: SWANK/WESTMINSTER/CRIMINAL-ABUSE
Download PDF: 2025-10-06_SWANK_Report_HeirBurnIncident.pdf
Summary: Formal police report documenting a physical injury (curling iron burn) sustained by eight-year-old Heir while in foster care under Westminster supervision.


I. What Happened

On 5 October 2025, during a supervised contact at Green Mayes Contact Centre (Ilford)Heir — aged eight, American citizen, and child of the Applicant — disclosed that someone deliberately burned her hand with a curling iron.
The injury was visibly open, untreated, and consistent with a thermal burn.
Her mother, Polly Chromatic, photographed the wound and immediately filed an online Metropolitan Police Report(Ref: TAA-50108-25-0101-IR) at 20:01 on 6 October 2025.

The report identifies:
• Victim: Heir (8, female, Mixed White–Black Caribbean heritage, severe eosinophilic asthma)
• Reporter: Polly Chromatic, mother, Director of SWANK London Ltd.
• Incident Location: 79 Duke Road, Ilford IG6 1NL
• Nature of Offence: Assault occasioning actual bodily harm (thermal burn)
• Perpetrator: Unknown (suspected foster carer or household member)


II. What the Document Establishes

• A recorded physical injury inflicted upon a disabled child under Local Authority care.
• Formal acknowledgment by the Metropolitan Police Service that the injury was severe enough to warrant a criminal report.
• Evidence of medical neglect — untreated wound visible at time of contact.
• Confirmation of racial and national-origin hostility cited as contributing factors.
• Corroboration that the incident took place while the child was under Westminster’s delegated safeguarding duty.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because Westminster Children’s Services continue to frame their safeguarding interventions as protective, when in reality their placements have produced physical harm, untreated injury, and the visible distress of a U.S. citizen child.
Because Heir’s pain was met with procedural silence.
Because institutional custody without accountability is not protection — it is custody with injury.


IV. Violations

• Children Act 1989, s.22(3) – failure to safeguard and promote welfare while in care.
• Human Rights Act 1998, Art. 3 – inhuman or degrading treatment.
• ECHR, Art. 8 – violation of family life through unsafe foster placement.
• UNCRC, Art. 19 – failure to protect child from all forms of physical violence.
• Equality Act 2010, ss. 6 & 20 – neglect of disability-related welfare needs (asthma).


V. SWANK’s Position

This incident is not an isolated act of carelessness but part of a pattern of neglect masked as oversight.
The Local Authority’s continued control over medical access, supervision, and reporting constitutes a structural abuse of safeguarding powers.
SWANK London Ltd. considers the burn on Heir’s hand to be prima facie evidence of criminal negligence under delegated care, warranting immediate suspension of the current placement, police investigation, and a full welfare reassessment.


Filed under the jurisdiction of the Mirror Court — SWANK London Ltd.
A House of Velvet Contempt and Evidentiary Precision.
🪞 We file what others forget.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.