⚖️ The Irony of Court: When Criminals File the Claims
A Note on Legal Projection, Procedural Theatre, and the Inconvenient Problem of Being Right
"The only thing more embarrassing than being wrong is trying to litigate against the truth."
— Polly Chromatic, Procedural Intermediary, SWANK London Ltd.
I. Mirror, Mirror: Who’s in the Dock?
It’s rather rich, isn’t it?
Those most implicated in procedural breaches, rights obstructions, falsified referrals, unlawful removals, and retaliatory safeguarding measures...
are the very ones dragging me into court.
Let us not mistake this for justice — this is projection.
A bureaucratic magic trick: invert the victim and the violator, spin it in safeguarding tinsel, and hope no one notices the misconduct underneath.
Unfortunately for them, I do notice.
And I write everything down.
II. Legal Systems Are For Everyone — Even People Who Know How They Work
I know the law. I follow it. I cite it. I format it exquisitely.
What unnerves these institutions is not lawlessness — but lawfulness wielded competently by someone outside their control.
They recoil when I ask for Article 6 compliance.
They panic when I invoke Bromley.
They shriek “non-engagement” when I email professionally, through my disability-access intermediary, with documented evidence.
Apparently, daring to follow the law too well is its own offence.
Hence, court.
III. The Court as Theatre — But Who's the Audience?
When those in power abuse their position and get caught, they don't apologize.
They retaliate.
They don't review the misconduct.
They escalate the paperwork.
And when you file claims against nine separate professionals, supported by evidentiary bundles, NHS admissions, safeguarding violations, and criminal filings —
they panic and sprint... to a judge.
As if the courtroom will cleanse them.
As if a summons can outpace the truth.
IV. Yes, I’ll See You in Court
I’ll bring:
Judicial review filings
Civil claims
Private prosecutions
UN complaints
Medical evidence
Police reports
Institutional audit logs
Procedural timelines
Velvet contempt
Let’s be clear:
You brought me here, hoping I wouldn’t speak.
But I don’t stammer anymore.
I archive.
And while they may enter the courtroom as litigants, they will leave as exhibits.
Filed with deliberate punctuation and gold-toned contempt,
Polly Chromatic
Litigant in Person
Director, SWANK London Ltd.
director@swanklondon.com
www.swanklondon.com
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