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I Don’t Take Calls. I Take Recordings. — The Document That Replaced the Doorbell


⟡ The Authority Signature ⟡

“I do not engage in verbal communication. All correspondence must remain in writing.”

Filed: 28 May 2025
Reference: SWANK/ADMIN/IDENTITY-01
📎 Download PDF – 2025-05-28_SWANK_Admin_PollyChromatic_CommunicationAuthority.pdf
This is the legal identity and procedural framework of SWANK London Ltd. It is not a cover letter. It is jurisdiction. It is signature. It is silence, enforced by design.

I. What Happened

On 28 May 2025, Polly Chromatic (legal name: Noelle Bonnee Annee Simlett) issued this formal declaration of directorship and procedural limits through SWANK London Ltd.

It contains:

  • Registered name, address, email, and website

  • A binding written-only communication policy, medically mandated and publicly published

  • Legal notice of authorship, archival control, and narrative jurisdiction

  • Signature formatting for all SWANK correspondence, filings, and responses

  • Link to the written communication policy hosted on the official SWANK site

This document is not reactive. It is foundational.

II. What the Document Establishes

  • Jurisdictional clarity: who may speak, how, and under what legal terms

  • Medical exemption as procedural force

  • Refusal of phone, in-person, or video contact — not as preference, but as protocol

  • All statements authored by SWANK are sovereign, archived, and admissible

  • Any failure to comply constitutes institutional non-accommodation

III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because institutions like to pretend they weren’t warned.
This file is the warning.

It is not a reply. It is a precondition.
It precedes their threats, their PLO letters, their mishandled referrals and passive-aggressive calls.

It formalises everything Westminster ignored.
It outlasts every phone message left unreturned.
It ensures that every verbal violation is now a breach of record, not just tone.

IV. SWANK’s Position

We do not speak.
We write.
We record.
We retain.

SWANK London Ltd. does not accept coercion masked as conversation.
We do not “chat about concerns.”
We do not “touch base.”
We do not “pick up the phone.”

We are not here to be reachable.
We are here to be accountable — and to hold others to the same.

This was not a disclaimer.
This was a gate.
And the gate is closed — unless it arrives in writing.

⟡ This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡

Every entry is timestamped.
Every sentence is jurisdictional.
Every structure is protected.

To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach.
We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence.

This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.

© 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved.
Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.


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