🕯 A Dispatch Concerning the Judicial Whimsy of Ms Kirsty Hornal
Filed: 31 May 2025
Category: Bureaucratic Threats via Email, Volume IV
🎭 Scene: The Inbox
On the thirty-first day of May, I — Polly Chromatic, Director of SWANK London Ltd. — was treated to a performance of low theatre from one Ms Kirsty Hornal, bureaucrat of Westminster Children’s Services.
The email in question, unsolicited and gallingly timed, proclaimed she would:
“liaise with legal teams”
and consider
“whether this needs to be taken to court.”
A curious choice of phrasing for a civil servant supposedly engaged in safeguarding — not posturing as a litigant-in-training.
🖋 Context (with Embarrassing Precision)
Let the record reflect:
I have filed multiple police reports for harassment by Westminster social workers, including Ms Hornal.
I maintain a legally issued Written Communication Policy — necessitated by disability and on record with the Council.
This policy explicitly bars uninvited emails. Ms Hornal’s message was not just discourteous; it was unlawful.
💉 Consequence: Actual Harm
This missive, crafted in arrogance and dispatched in violation, triggered a PTSD episode and respiratory distress. This is not mere melodrama. It is documented injury.
⚖️ Legal & Logical Characterisation
This was not safeguarding. It was not “liaison.”
It was — by both spirit and structure — a coercive threat, dressed up in institutional lace. A bureaucratic attempt to frighten under the banner of “procedure.”
📂 Disposition
This incident is now formally recorded as part of an escalating dossier of retaliatory conduct, procedural misuse, and correspondence harassment by Westminster City Council.
The original email (with headers and metadata) is archived and may be produced upon lawful written request — not via phone, Teams, or carrier pigeon.
Polly Chromatic
Director, SWANK London Ltd.
Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
🌐 www.swanklondon.com
✉ director@swanklondon.com
⚠ Written Communication Only – View Policy