“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

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In Re: The Parental Abduction Notice That Was Answered With a PDF on Child Cruise Travel Or, How the State Department Outsourced Consular Crisis to Its FAQ Page



⟡ When You Report International Child Seizure and the U.S. Government Sends You a Travel Blog ⟡

Or, Why American Bureaucracy May Be the Last Form of Imperialism Left Unchallenged


Metadata

Filed: 4 July 2025
Reference Code: SWANK/STATEDEPT/CI/AUTOREPLY
Filed by: Polly Chromatic
Filed from: W2 6JL
Court File Name:
2025-07-04_ZC25C50281_Auto_Reply_CI_Office_US_Consulate.pdf


I. What Happened

On 4 July 2025, Polly Chromatic submitted an urgent notice to the Office of Children’s Issues — the U.S. State Department’s designated body for handling international parental child abduction and citizen protection.

She advised that:

  • Four disabled U.S. citizen children were seized in the United Kingdom without medical oversight

  • That the seizure was not lawfully notified to their American father

  • That consular protection, notification, and formal remedy were being actively obstructed

The reply?

“Thank you for contacting us. This account is no longer monitored.”

Followed by a dazzling array of hyperlinks, redirect forms, and information on how to take your friend’s child on a cruise.


II. What It Really Said

This auto-response, while dense with departmental formality, contained the following translations:

  • “We won’t read your email.”

  • “Your emergency has been outsourced to hyperlinks.”

  • “We’re not monitoring this inbox because your child protection crisis doesn’t align with our calendar.”

  • “Try calling a hotline. If you’re in danger, please hold.”


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because this wasn’t just negligence.
It was the diplomatic ghosting of a civil rights emergency.

Because the U.S. State Department has an obligation to its citizens, especially children removed from lawful parental care abroad.

Because the response:

  • Acknowledged no urgency

  • Assigned no case number

  • And offered literature, not protection

Because, quite frankly, if this had involved four white children in France, we do not believe the response would have been a travel consent template.


IV. SWANK’s Position

SWANK London Ltd. classifies this interaction as:

  • A failure of American consular protection

  • A refusal to intervene in the face of blatant safeguarding misuse

  • And an act of administrative abandonment via template

We now hold the U.S. Department of State jointly responsible for the delay in diplomatic intervention, and shall include this in future filings to both:

  • The U.S. Embassy in London

  • And the Office of the U.S. Ambassador-at-Large for Global Women’s Issues

This isn’t just bureaucracy.
This is a spreadsheet response to a seizure.


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