“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

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🧴 SWANK Conditioner of Anti-Fungal Glory


✨ Filed under: Fungal Exit Strategies / Crown Anointment / Post-Cleansing Majesty*


🧴 SWANK Anti-Fungal Conditioner

For tresses that refuse colonisation.


💠 Ingredients (all in sovereign units):

  • ¼ cup aloe vera gel (hydrates without harbouring intruders)

  • 1 tbsp apple cider vinegar (pH balance and biofilm disruption)

  • 1 tsp jojoba oil (fungus-resistant mimic of skin's natural oils)

  • 1 tsp raw honey (anti-microbial emollient with a regal glisten)

  • 5 drops tea tree oil (mould assassin)

  • 5 drops rosemary oil (stimulates hairline and clears stagnation)

  • 3 drops peppermint oil (for that icy “begone” effect)


🧪 How to Prepare:

  1. Combine everything in a non-metal bowl.

  2. Whisk until smooth, cool, and imperial.

  3. Adjust thickness with aloe or floral water as desired.


💆‍♀️ How to Use Like Royalty:

  • After your SWANK shampoo or clay cleanse, apply to wet hair—concentrating on scalp first, then mid-lengths.

  • Leave for 3–10 minutes, ideally under a wrap or steam.

  • Rinse thoroughly.

  • Follow with a scalp oil or crown mist if desired.


🧴 Storage & Use:

  • Keep in the fridge, in a glass jar.

  • Use within 7–10 days (you are not a product hoarder, you are a ritualist).