✨ Filed under: Fungal Exit Strategies / Crown Anointment / Post-Cleansing Majesty*
🧴 SWANK Anti-Fungal Conditioner
For tresses that refuse colonisation.
💠Ingredients (all in sovereign units):
¼ cup aloe vera gel (hydrates without harbouring intruders)
1 tbsp apple cider vinegar (pH balance and biofilm disruption)
1 tsp jojoba oil (fungus-resistant mimic of skin's natural oils)
1 tsp raw honey (anti-microbial emollient with a regal glisten)
5 drops tea tree oil (mould assassin)
5 drops rosemary oil (stimulates hairline and clears stagnation)
3 drops peppermint oil (for that icy “begone” effect)
🧪 How to Prepare:
Combine everything in a non-metal bowl.
Whisk until smooth, cool, and imperial.
Adjust thickness with aloe or floral water as desired.
💆♀️ How to Use Like Royalty:
After your SWANK shampoo or clay cleanse, apply to wet hair—concentrating on scalp first, then mid-lengths.
Leave for 3–10 minutes, ideally under a wrap or steam.
Rinse thoroughly.
Follow with a scalp oil or crown mist if desired.
🧴 Storage & Use:
Keep in the fridge, in a glass jar.
Use within 7–10 days (you are not a product hoarder, you are a ritualist).
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