🖋 SWANK Dispatch | 27 June 2024
YOU BROUGHT A STRANGER. NOW WE’RE ALL COUGHING.
Filed Under: Post-Visit Illness, Medical Recklessness, Maskless Intrusion, Disability Rights Ignored, Social Worker Infection Trail, Equalities Breach
📎 SUBJECT: Your Visitor, Your Responsibility
To: Edward, Westminster Children’s Services
From: Noelle Meline
Location: Flat 37, 2 Porchester Gardens, London W2
Consequence: Viral contamination and institutional disdain
“Following your recent visit with the second stranger you have brought into our home, we all have a respiratory virus.”
Edward, I did not invite you.
I tolerated you.
And now, because of your team’s barefaced breach of protocol, my medically vulnerable household is once again ill.
🩺 DOCUMENTED MEDICAL VULNERABILITY:
Severe eosinophilic asthma (myself and all four children)
Multiple A&E visits triggered by social worker infections
Documented trauma from respiratory events
Legal correspondence confirming medical adjustments required
Yet your team enters unmasked, unannounced, and unmoved by the risk.
😷 FORMAL HEALTH MANDATE:
“From now on all visitors in our home need to wear masks for our safety.”
This is no longer a polite suggestion.
It is a formal accessibility requirement under disability law.
It is non-negotiable.
🧠 THE LARGER QUESTION:
What do your visits bring, Edward?
Certainly not support.
Not resources.
Not safety.
But they do bring:
Respiratory infections
Unfamiliar strangers
Procedural theatre
And thinly veiled suspicion
🛑 LEGAL BOUNDARY:
Should you or your colleagues violate this mask policy again,
it will be escalated under:
The Equality Act 2010
The Human Rights Act 1998
And public health negligence protocols
Noelle Meline
Still coughing. Still documenting. Still not impressed.
📩 complaints@swankarchive.com
Labels: snobby, SWANK dispatch, mask mandate, disability rights, Edward Westminster, respiratory hazard, children’s health, safeguarding absurdity, equalities breach, written notice, social work contagion, medical neglect, high-risk household, sovereign boundary enforcement
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