⟡ SWANK Procedural Absurdity Dispatch ⟡
28 February 2024
The Most Opaque Invitation Ever Sent to a Mother of Four
Labels: unexplained conference, ICPC misconduct, safeguarding theatre, RBKC opacity, parent rights breach, SWANK correspondence
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I. The Email That Confirms They Have Nothing to Say
On 28 February 2024 at 10:05am, Rhiannon Hodgson (Case Conference Coordinator, RBKC) emailed Noelle Bonneannée to:
Invite her to an Initial Child Protection Conference
Regarding Honor, King, Prince, and Romeo Bonne Annee
Scheduled for Monday, 4 March at 10:30am
Location: Malton Road Hub, W10
Included: a Parent’s CPC Form.
Not included: any statement of concern, allegation, or reasoning.
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II. Noelle’s Response: Elegant Disbelief
At 10:59am, Noelle replies via iCloud Mail, Bcc’ing Nannette Nicholson as record-keeper:
“No one has expressed to me why they are worried about my children. It would be nice if someone could inform me.”
No anger.
No escalation.
Just a gentle decimation of their credibility.
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III. An Invitation to Be Judged Without a Charge Sheet
This isn’t procedural caution—it’s parental ambush:
No allegations laid out
No opportunity to respond prior
No transparency about cause or trigger
No explanation for why all four children are included
This is not safeguarding. It is administrative suspicion in search of substance.
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Filed under:
ICPC absurdity, parental rights breached, safeguarding opacity, RBKC misadministration, SWANK email archive
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