🧊 The Sewer Gas Denial, the Skating Ban, and the Fictional Isolation
– A satirical judgment on institutional delusion, scientific illiteracy, and recreational suppression –
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Filed Date: 11 July 2025
Reference Code: SWK-CLAIM-0711-WCC-FABRICATION
PDF Filename: 2025-07-11_SWANK_ClaimDispute_Westminster_IllnessFabricationAndIsolationFiction.pdf
Summary: Westminster Children’s Services claims Polly Chromatic fabricated both environmental illness and community access. Evidence and common sense suggest otherwise.
I. What Happened
Westminster Children’s Services has now asserted — without irony — that:
Polly fabricated her children’s medical symptoms, despite:
Documented asthma diagnoses.
Cancelled Hammersmith asthma appointments (by them, not her).
Sewer gas exposure events that triggered hospitalisation and oxygen deprivation.
Polly’s children were isolated, despite:
Living in Central London.
Daily outings to ice rinks, parks, museums, and pools.
A well-documented social network of friends, support workers, and family events — routinely interrupted by Westminster itself.
Meanwhile, the Local Authority has:
Suggested a drug test not because of any clinical sign, but because they don’t believe the sewer gas exposure happened.
Obsessively monitored, intruded, and escalated — ironically becoming the primary source of the isolation they claim to oppose.
II. What the Complaint Establishes
This complaint is about manufactured safeguarding narratives that contradict medical, social, and geographical evidence. The children were active, joyful, and connected — until Westminster intervened.
Now?
When their father or grandmother speaks to them, the children complain of being isolated, denied outdoor access, and not allowed to use their iPads.
On the last call, they didn’t even know what day it was.
III. Why SWANK Logged It
Because the accusation of "fabricated illness" is not just false — it’s dangerous. It delegitimizes:
Real disability.
Real environmental harm.
Real parental care.
And because “isolation” claims cannot be used as justification by the very body that has forcibly removed the children from the life they loved.
IV. Violations
Children Act 1989 – Improper use of safeguarding and false threshold assumption.
ECHR Article 8 – Interference with family life without proportionality.
Disability Discrimination Act 1995 / Equality Act 2010 – Failure to recognise environmental disability and clinical impact.
Basic Logic – A non-legislated but still relevant violation.
V. SWANK’s Position
Westminster’s continued intrusion, suspicion, and ignorance would be laughable if it weren’t so harmful.
It’s a blessing the Court is now involved — not because the Court is infallible, but because it has eyes ... and a brain.
Eyes that can read medical reports.
Eyes that can recognise fresh air, community participation, and joyful children on ice skates.
Eyes that might, finally, see who’s really isolating whom.
If Westminster Children’s Services had spent less time obsessing over Polly and more time reviewing the evidence, they might have spared themselves this entry.
Instead, they’ve earned it.
Filed by: Polly Chromatic, Director, SWANK London Ltd.
📍 W2 6JL
🌐 www.swanklondon.com
📧 director@swanklondon.com
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