🖋 SWANK Dispatch | 23 November 2024
IF YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO TAKE A TEMPERATURE, STEP AWAY FROM MY SON.
Filed From: Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
Author: Polly Chromatic
Filed Under: Paediatric Neglect · NHS Protocol Failure · Prednisone Home Management · Medical Gaslighting · Verbal Disability · Police Deflection · SWANK Civil Threat Dispatch
To:
Kirsty Hornal
Cc: Sarah Newman, Fiona Dias-Saxena, Simon O’Meara, Laura Savage, Dr Philip Reid, Gideon Mpalanyi
Bcc: Harley Street Mental Health, Nannette Nicholson
📡 PREDNISONE BY EMAIL: WHEN A MOTHER REPLACES YOUR ENTIRE HOSPITAL WING
“Rather than go to the A&E and have to fight with them for treatment, I decided to give Prerogative and Kingdom prednisone also.”
If you cannot distinguish respiratory distress from parental inconvenience,
you should not be in charge of either.
🤒 A MASTERCLASS IN MEDICAL THEATRE
“When they took Kingdom’s temperature, they didn’t put it in his ear hole. They put it on the side of his ear.”
“They told him to breathe with his mouth closed—which only hides the crackling you can clearly hear in his lungs.”
This isn’t healthcare.
It’s amateur dramatics performed in NHS scrubs.
👶🏽 ANTIBIOTIC AWARENESS WEEK: BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CHROMATIC FAMILY HOMESCHOOL SYLLABUS
“We had a small lesson about microbiota in relation to antibiotics…”
While we educate,
you escalate.
While we restore lung function,
you question our legitimacy.
🚨 ASTHMA IS NOT A DEBATE TOPIC
“I do not go to A&E to argue, but the staff seem to be extremely angry and defensive…”
“That exacerbates asthma and leaves us untreated for extended periods.”
You don’t treat asthma.
You provoke it.
And then blame us for not thanking you afterward.
🔥 DECLARATION OF FUTILITY: THE SYSTEM IS NOT JUST BROKEN—IT’S UNWILLING
“This is child neglect.”
“I will simply report them to the police and post it all online.”
“Since the police are also ignorant and want to blame me for child neglect when it’s clearly your NHS staff.”
Ignorance is not just your defence.
It’s your primary intervention.
📎 VERBAL ACCESS REFUSAL (YET AGAIN, YET IGNORED):
“I suffer from a disability which makes speaking verbally difficult. I prefer to communicate telepathically to minimise respiratory strain; however, email is fine.”
If you can’t follow access instructions,
you can’t claim procedural compliance.
Polly Chromatic
Breathed through abuse. Spoke through restraint. Wrote through rage.
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