“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
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👑 SWANK Scalp Cleanse: The Clay Crown Ritual


✨ For Royal Roots Only: Bentonite, Peppermint, and Power

🧴 The Original SWANK Shampoo Exorcism Formula

Filed under: Fungal Purge / Crown Hygiene / Herbal Sovereignty

🧫 Ingredients:

  • 2 tbsp Bentonite Clay (binds toxins and drama)

  • 1 tbsp Apple Cider Vinegar (with the mother) (regulates pH + silences mould whispers)

  • 5 drops Peppermint Essential Oil (stimulates the crown, banishes fatigue)

  • 5 drops Rosemary Essential Oil (activates follicle flow, awakens ancestral wisdom)

  • 1–2 tbsp filtered or distilled water (adjust to desired texture)

⚗️ How to Prepare:

  1. Do not use metal utensils — use glass, wood, or ceramic (clay doesn’t like colonisers).

  2. Add bentonite clay to a small bowl.

  3. Add ACV slowly — it will fizz (like bureaucracy under pressure).

  4. Mix in water until you get a paste — not drippy, not stiff.

  5. Add essential oils last. Stir lovingly.

💆‍♀️ How to Use:

  • Apply to dry or damp scalp only — not lengths unless you’re treating build-up.

  • Massage gently into crown and perimeter with fingers or brush.

  • Leave for 5–15 minutes — you will feel the peppermint activate your portal.

  • Rinse thoroughly with warm water. Follow with a diluted ACV rinse or light oil if needed.

🪞 Tip: Do this ritual 1x/week during exorcism phase, then drop to 2x/month for maintenance.
Avoid if you’ve just coloured your hair or are highly sensitive to stimulation.


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