✨ For Royal Roots Only: Bentonite, Peppermint, and Power
🧴 The Original SWANK Shampoo Exorcism Formula
Filed under: Fungal Purge / Crown Hygiene / Herbal Sovereignty
🧫 Ingredients:
2 tbsp Bentonite Clay (binds toxins and drama)
1 tbsp Apple Cider Vinegar (with the mother) (regulates pH + silences mould whispers)
5 drops Peppermint Essential Oil (stimulates the crown, banishes fatigue)
5 drops Rosemary Essential Oil (activates follicle flow, awakens ancestral wisdom)
1–2 tbsp filtered or distilled water (adjust to desired texture)
⚗️ How to Prepare:
Do not use metal utensils — use glass, wood, or ceramic (clay doesn’t like colonisers).
Add bentonite clay to a small bowl.
Add ACV slowly — it will fizz (like bureaucracy under pressure).
Mix in water until you get a paste — not drippy, not stiff.
Add essential oils last. Stir lovingly.
💆♀️ How to Use:
Apply to dry or damp scalp only — not lengths unless you’re treating build-up.
Massage gently into crown and perimeter with fingers or brush.
Leave for 5–15 minutes — you will feel the peppermint activate your portal.
Rinse thoroughly with warm water. Follow with a diluted ACV rinse or light oil if needed.
🪞 Tip: Do this ritual 1x/week during exorcism phase, then drop to 2x/month for maintenance.
Avoid if you’ve just coloured your hair or are highly sensitive to stimulation.