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When They Say You’re Uncooperative, What They Mean Is: You Didn’t Let Them Hurt You



⟡ “Refusing to Speak Is Not Refusing to Cooperate — It’s Refusing to Be Harmed” ⟡
A legal demand for disability accommodation. A written record of retaliation. And a formal declaration that safeguarding ceased to be care the moment it demanded pain.

Filed: 23 April 2025
Reference: SWANK/WCC/EQA-01
πŸ“Ž Download PDF – 2025-04-23_SWANK_Letter_Westminster_DisabilityDiscrimination_WrittenOnlyDemand.pdf
Formal letter to Kirsty Hornal and Sam Brown demanding legal disability accommodation under the Equality Act 2010. Refutes mislabeling of lawful boundaries as non-compliance. Cites psychiatric reports, statutory breaches, and prepares grounds for oversight escalation.


I. What Happened

After over a year of requesting written-only communication due to clinically documented disability, Polly Chromatic issued this formal legal demand to Westminster Children’s Services.

The letter:

  • Defines the written-only request as a reasonable adjustment, not a preference

  • Identifies repeated breaches by Westminster despite knowledge of medical risk

  • Frames verbal contact as a physical accessibility barrier, not emotional discomfort

  • Highlights the contradiction: the council claimed the parent was both “harassing” (too communicative) and “non-engaged” (too silent)

  • Issues a warning: continued discrimination will result in referral to SWE, EHRC, and the Ombudsman

It is not an appeal. It is an evidentiary ultimatum.


II. What the Letter Establishes

  • The parent’s refusal to engage verbally is protected under Section 20 of the Equality Act

  • Westminster’s refusal to respect this adjustment amounts to disability-based victimisation

  • The PLO and CIN process were initiated in full knowledge of these medical boundaries

  • The harm done was procedural, repeated, and recorded — not accidental

  • The social workers involved are now on regulatory notice


III. Why SWANK Filed It

Because when a council treats a medical condition as defiance, it’s not miscommunication — it’s malpractice. SWANK archived this document as the definitive articulation of rights, boundaries, and consequences. It is the letter that says: You were told. You kept going. And now it’s public.

SWANK filed this to:

  • Cement the record of refusal-to-accommodate leading to institutional harm

  • Define the legal link between disability adjustment and safeguarding escalation

  • Initiate public accountability procedures through regulatory escalation


IV. Violations

  • Equality Act 2010 –
    • Section 20: Failure to make reasonable adjustments
    • Section 27: Victimisation after assertion of rights
    • Section 149: Breach of Public Sector Equality Duty

  • Human Rights Act 1998 –
    • Article 6: Access to justice
    • Article 8: Respect for family life
    • Article 14: Discrimination in the application of rights

  • Children Act 1989 – Safeguarding retaliation and emotional harm to minors

  • Social Work England Standards – Misuse of professional authority, misrepresentation of engagement

  • UNCRPD – Article 21: Accessible communication; Article 16: Protection from exploitation, violence, and abuse


V. SWANK’s Position

When a disabled person asserts their lawful boundary, and a government body calls it “non-engagement,” it isn’t a misunderstanding. It’s a lie. A lie designed to justify state intrusion. And when that lie is told in the name of safeguarding, it’s not just offensive — it’s actionable.

SWANK London Ltd. demands:

  • Immediate implementation of written-only communication as a standing adjustment

  • Formal acknowledgment that prior contact attempts constituted legal discrimination

  • Full referral of involved officers to SWE and EHRC for regulatory investigation


⟡ This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡ Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. This is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance. And retaliation deserves an archive. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

Disability Isn’t Defiance — But That’s How She Treated It



⟡ “She Ignored a Psychiatric Report — Then Called Me a Risk” ⟡
A formal complaint to Social Work England documenting how Kirsty Hornal violated disability law, safeguarding standards, and basic decency — in that order.

Filed: 4 April 2025
Reference: SWANK/WCC/SWE-01
πŸ“Ž Download PDF – 2025-04-04_SWANK_Complaint_SWE_KirstyHornal_DisabilityRetaliation.pdf
Regulatory complaint to Social Work England against Kirsty Hornal for disability-based retaliation, failure to accommodate written-only contact, and procedural abuse during the safeguarding process.


I. What Happened

After submitting medical documentation confirming the necessity of written-only communication, Polly Chromatic was subjected to a series of procedural threats and surveillance-style contact attempts by Kirsty Hornal — a registered social worker with Westminster Children’s Services.

This complaint, submitted to Social Work England, documents how Kirsty:

  • Refused to respect written-only communication despite clear clinical evidence

  • Mischaracterised the communication boundary as hostility or non-engagement

  • Escalated to PLO procedures immediately following lawful complaint activity

  • Disregarded a psychiatric report from Dr. Irfan Rafiq (dated 26 November 2024)

  • Directly contributed to the emotional harm of a disabled parent and her children

The complaint provides a factual timeline, legal context, and emotional impact — in language Kirsty could have understood, had she cared to read.


II. What the Complaint Establishes

  • Disability accommodations were both documented and denied

  • PLO escalation occurred as retaliation, not protection

  • Statutory frameworks were used as a compliance weapon, not safeguarding

  • Repeated contact attempts constituted psychological harm

  • Kirsty Hornal was not acting in ignorance — she was acting in defiance


III. Why SWANK Filed It

Because harm caused by incompetence is tragic — but harm caused by deliberate dismissal of medical need is professional misconduct. SWANK archived this complaint because it proves a single social worker, presented with the truth, chose to act against it.

SWANK filed this to:

  • Begin the process of professional accountability for disability-based safeguarding retaliation

  • Demonstrate the direct causal link between ignored adjustments and emotional harm

  • Establish legal precedent that procedural escalation following complaint is retaliatory conduct


IV. Violations

  • Equality Act 2010 – Section 20 (reasonable adjustments), Section 27 (victimisation)

  • Human Rights Act 1998 – Article 6 (fair hearing), Article 8 (private/family life)

  • Children Act 1989 – Misuse of safeguarding to pursue non-safeguarding objectives

  • Social Work England Standards – Failure to uphold dignity, respect, truthfulness, and lawfulness

  • UNCRPD & UNCRC – Denial of disabled parent support and harm to family stability


V. SWANK’s Position

This was not a communication failure. It was a professional decision. A registered social worker received medical evidence and chose to interpret it as defiance. That is not safeguarding. That is retaliation — and now it’s regulation.

SWANK London Ltd. demands:

  • Immediate SWE review of Kirsty Hornal’s professional fitness to practise

  • Investigation into her conduct across all CIN, PLO, and CP cases from 2023–2025

  • Temporary suspension from direct work with disabled families until resolved


⟡ This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡ Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. This is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance. And retaliation deserves an archive. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

I Declined Your Meeting. I Submitted a File. Now You’re the One on Record.



⟡ “You Called It a PLO Meeting — I Called It a Complaint Hearing Against You” ⟡
A written PLO agenda that doesn’t just respond to safeguarding threats — it rewrites the terms. Documented. Structured. Delivered in defence of medical law, family rights, and narrative control.

Filed: 23 April 2025
Reference: SWANK/WCC/PLO-AGENDA-01
πŸ“Ž Download PDF – 2025-04-23_SWANK_PLOAgenda_WrittenSubmission_DisabilityComplaintEvidence.pdf
Written submission in lieu of in-person PLO participation. Outlines statutory breaches, disability discrimination, and procedural retaliation. Refuses verbal contact on clinical grounds and asserts institutional misconduct as the actual safeguarding risk.


I. What Happened

On 23 April 2025, instead of attending a coerced and medically inappropriate PLO meeting, Polly Chromatic submitted this formal written agenda to Westminster Children’s Services.

This document:

  • Reasserts the lawful refusal of verbal contact (based on diagnosed disability)

  • Chronicles the family’s full safeguarding history, from medical trauma to educational support

  • Names the real triggers of escalation: complaint filing, police involvement, and regulatory exposure

  • Requests all materials in advance, confirms service, and explicitly declines surveillance-style confrontation

  • Demands accommodations for both the mother and father — including cultural and linguistic sensitivity

It is not an agenda. It’s a cross-examination in written form.


II. What the Submission Establishes

  • The family is legally and factually engaged — just not on the terms of institutional harm

  • Westminster’s procedures are structurally discriminatory

  • The verbal meeting format is a disability barrier, not a neutral process

  • The agenda isn’t to answer questions — it’s to question why the process exists at all

  • The safeguarding system’s refusal to honour boundaries is itself the safeguarding risk


III. Why SWANK Filed It

Because institutions don’t just manufacture risk — they manufacture the silence needed to justify it. SWANK archived this agenda because it transforms the entire structure of the PLO into what it actually is: a stage for retaliation disguised as concern.

SWANK filed this to:

  • Redirect scrutiny back onto the authority misusing safeguarding frameworks

  • Defend the legal right to written-only communication

  • Provide a full, accessible, evidentiary trail — one the court and regulators can’t ignore


IV. Violations

  • Equality Act 2010 –
    • Section 20: Adjustment duty (written-only refusal)
    • Section 27: Victimisation
    • Section 149: Public sector duty to eliminate discrimination

  • Children Act 1989 – Procedural harm, emotional injury through institutional failure

  • Human Rights Act 1998 –
    • Article 6: Due process
    • Article 8: Family life
    • Article 14: Discrimination

  • UNCRPD & UNCRC – Right to accessible procedures, protection from systemic coercion

  • Social Work England Standards – Misuse of authority, dishonesty in narrative construction, procedural malice


V. SWANK’s Position

When you demand a meeting knowing it will harm the disabled parent, what you’re hosting isn’t a safeguarding conference — it’s a liability session. This document records who the real non-compliant party is: the one with all the power, and none of the ethics.

SWANK London Ltd. recognises this submission not as passive compliance — but as written jurisdictional defiance.


⟡ This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡ Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. This is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance. And retaliation deserves an archive. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

The Month the Emails Proved Everything.



⟡ SWANK Evidence Archive: Disability Retaliation Ledger ⟡

“February: Exhibit A in Institutional Gaslighting”
Filed: 28 February 2025
Reference: SWANK/EMAIL-EXHIBIT/FEBRUARY2025
πŸ“Ž Download PDF – 2025-02-28_SWANK_EmailExhibit_February_DisabilityRetaliation_Chronology_Simlett.pdf


I. The Emails Were Sent. The Retaliation Was Too.

This exhibit compiles every key email from February 2025 — each one sent lawfully, clearly, and in writing — only to be met with escalation, safeguarding threats, or total institutional silence.

You asked for adjustments.

They ignored the message and punished the sender.


II. What the Exhibit Contains

  • Written-only communication requests backed by medical evidence

  • Notices of acute illness, triggering no care and plenty of coercion

  • Email trails showing:

    • Breaches by hospitals

    • Deliberate verbal contact attempts

    • Social work “liaison” that bypassed legal thresholds

  • Multiple public bodies:

    • Westminster

    • RBKC

    • NHS Trusts

    • Pembridge Surgery

    • The Met Police

  • Each time-stamped, indexed, and now made public

This isn’t hearsay.

It’s a legal chronology of deliberate disregard.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because evidence doesn’t expire just because they pretend they didn’t read it.
And February 2025 is the month their silence and your documentation collided.

We filed this because:

  • Verbal contact was forced

  • Written pleas were ignored

  • Safeguarding procedures were used as threats — not protections

  • And every actor, every name, every date is now pinned to a page they can’t revise


IV. SWANK’s Position

We do not permit medical vulnerability to be reframed as parental instability.
We do not allow “wellbeing checks” to function as retaliation.
We do not forgive councils, clinics, or police officers who treat communication adjustments as optional.

Let the record show:

February was the warning.
March was the retaliation.
May was the filing.
And this — is the exhibit.

This wasn’t a communication failure.
It was a strategy of calculated non-response.

And SWANK has now published what they refused to acknowledge.


⟡ This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡

Every entry is timestamped.
Every sentence is jurisdictional.
Every structure is protected.

To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach.
We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence.

This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.

© 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved.
Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.



The Visit Was Denied Because the Harm Was Documented.



⟡ SWANK Safeguarding Termination Record ⟡

“You Weren’t Refused. You Were Legally Instructed to Stop.”
Filed: 22 May 2025
Reference: SWANK/WESTMINSTER/CIN-REFUSAL/2025-05-22
πŸ“Ž Download PDF – 2025-05-22_SWANK_CINRefusal_LegalNotice_Westminster_DisabilityProtection.pdf


I. The Refusal Wasn’t Defiance. It Was a Legal Adjustment.

On 22 May 2025, SWANK London Ltd. issued a formal safeguarding refusal to Westminster Children’s Services, addressed to:

  • Kirsty Hornal

  • Sam Brown

  • With formal implication for Sarah Newman

This was not a withdrawal of cooperation.
It was a written, evidenced, and statutory declaration:

Continued CIN procedures violate disability law.
Contact must be in writing only.
Any further intrusion will constitute harassment, retaliation, and breach.


II. What the Legal Notice Declared

  • That the parent is medically exempt from verbal or in-person contact

  • That prior visits caused documented respiratory and psychiatric harm

  • That the CIN framework has no legal standing when weaponised against disability

  • That three court cases (N1, N16A, N461) are live and cited

  • That all social worker contact beyond written communication is now explicitly prohibited

It was not a tone.
It was not a feeling.
It was jurisdictional closure — in writing.


III. Why This Refusal Was Necessary

Because Westminster has a documented pattern of:

  • Contacting unlawfully

  • Escalating without basis

  • Pretending legal boundaries do not apply to them

Because safeguarding was no longer protective — it was performative control.

This refusal wasn’t sent in anger.
It was filed in evidence.
It said, in effect:

You were never invited into this home. And now you are legally barred from entering it.


IV. SWANK’s Position

We do not participate in coercive casework.
We do not perform vulnerability for institutions that manufacture risk.
We do not allow safeguarding to be deployed as procedural surveillance.

Let the record show:

You were told.
You were named.
You were warned — not verbally, but in a legal document.

This refusal is not a barrier to support.
It is a barrier to harm.
And it is now part of the archive.


⟡ This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡

Every entry is timestamped.
Every sentence is jurisdictional.
Every structure is protected.

To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach.
We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence.

This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.

© 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved.
Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.



When Safeguarding Becomes Strategy: A Shadow Report on Disabled Motherhood Under Siege in the UK



πŸ‘‘ SHADOW REPORT SUBMISSION

Filed with Reluctant Majesty to the United Nations Special Rapporteurs
on the Rights of Persons with Disabilities
and on Violence Against Women and Girls


Submitted by:
Miss Polly Chromatic
Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
πŸ“§ complaints@swankarchive.com
🌐 www.swankarchive.com
πŸ—“ June 2025
πŸ“‚ Submission Type: Public
⚖ Legal Status: Direct witness, targeted mother, and involuntary expert in bureaucratic brutality


πŸŽ“ Statement of Purpose

This Shadow Report is submitted not merely in protest, but in documentation of a truth so banal in its cruelty it could only be authored by modern governance.

It addresses the United Kingdom’s systematic breach of its obligations under:

  • The Convention on the Rights of Persons with Disabilities (CRPD)

  • The Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Discrimination Against Women (CEDAW)

  • The Convention on the Rights of the Child (CRC)

This is not a plea. It is a transcribed refusal to be erased, silenced, or procedurally harassed under the guise of “support.”


πŸ–‹ Executive Summary

I am a disabled woman and mother of four disabled children, all thriving despite the full, clumsy weight of British institutions attempting otherwise.

I was denied care, then punished for complaining.
I asked for written communication; I was given false referrals.
I submitted legal filings; I received safeguarding visits.
I parented lawfully; they called it suspicious.
I educated successfully; they called it isolating.

This submission is not a tale of neglect — it is a museum of precision, chronicling exactly how state systems convert disability and motherhood into targets of suspicion.


πŸ“‰ Key Violations

1. Refusal of Reasonable Adjustments
Written-only communication, clinically mandated, legally protected — systematically denied. Bureaucrats prefer a voice they can interrupt.

2. Retaliatory Safeguarding Interference
Every formal complaint filed was met with escalated intrusion. In Britain, it seems, dissent is a safeguarding risk.

3. Medical Negligence by Design
Asthma erased. Records rewritten. Health needs editorialised to suit the social narrative.

4. Intersectional Stereotyping
A disabled white woman with Black children? Suspicion was preloaded. Gender and race weaponised via bureaucracy.

5. Silencing by Process
I was not just denied services. I was denied the right to document. Denied the right to refuse. Denied the right to speak on my terms.


πŸ•° Chronology of Orchestrated Collapse

  • 2015 — Survived domestic violence in Turks & Caicos. Fled. Reported. Ignored.

  • 2016 — Harassed by Camden social workers. Fled again.

  • 2021 — Returned to London for medical crisis. Diagnosed with eosinophilic asthma.

  • 2023–24 — Disability accommodations refused. Legal filings punished.

  • Feb 2024 — False safeguarding referral while struggling to breathe.

  • 2024 — Filed: N1, N16A, N461. Complaints to NHS, GMC, LGSCO, ICO.

  • Apr–May 2025 — Police reports filed. EHRC complaint submitted.

  • June 2025 — Shadow Report submitted to the UN.


πŸ“š Legal Instruments Cross-Invoked

CRPD
• Article 5 – Non-discrimination
• Article 9 – Accessibility
• Article 13 – Access to justice
• Article 16 – Protection from exploitation and abuse
• Article 21 – Freedom of expression
• Article 25 – Health

CEDAW
• Article 2 – State discrimination
• Article 5 – Gender stereotypes
• Article 12 – Access to healthcare
• Article 15 – Legal capacity

CRC
• Article 2 – Non-discrimination
• Article 3 – Best interests of the child
• Article 12 – Child voice and participation
• Article 24 – Right to health


πŸ“Ž Annexes and Exhibits Available Upon Request

  • A. Complaint Letters and Legal Filings — NHS, EHRC, GMC, ICO, LGSCO

  • B. Civil and Judicial Documents — N1, N16A, N461

  • C. Medical Documentation — Diagnoses, GP letters, safeguarding distortion

  • D. SWANK Public Archive — www.swanklondon.com


πŸ“’ Requested UN Action

  1. Formal acknowledgement of UK non-compliance with disability and gender rights frameworks

  2. UN inquiry into the weaponisation of safeguarding and social care against disabled mothers

  3. Statement on the right of disabled litigants to communicate on paper, not performance

  4. Protection of those who write instead of weep


Polly Chromatic
Director, SWANK London Ltd.
Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
πŸ“§ complaints@swanklondon.com
🌐 www.swanklondon.com
⚠ Written Communication Only – View Policy



When Safeguarding Becomes Surveillance: A Home Educator’s Dispatch from the Frontlines of Procedural Retaliation



🎩 DISPATCH No. 2025-05-23–OFSTED–SAFEGUARDING-BY-THEATRE
Filed Under: Performative Protection · Procedural Vengeance · Education in Exile
From: Polly Chromatic
Director, SWANK London Ltd.
Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
✉ director@swanklondon.com | 🌐 www.swanklondon.com
πŸ—“ 23 May 2025


πŸ› Subject:

A Formal Complaint to Ofsted

On the Misuse of Safeguarding to Punish Lawful, Disabled Home Educators


Dear Ofsted,

Permit me to raise what I wish I could call an anomaly, but which appears instead to be an institutional reflex: the abuse of safeguarding frameworks to discipline disabled, law-abiding home educators for daring to conduct their affairs on their own terms.

I am the mother of four children. They are well. They are educated. They are thriving in a home education environment supported by documentation, structure, and what can only be called excellence. And yet — in 2024 and 2025 — I found myself repeatedly surveilled, summoned, and scandalised under the false banner of child protection, for no reason other than my refusal to attend verbal meetings that contravene my medical care plan.


🩺 The “Risk” They Couldn’t Find

Social workers from Westminster and RBKC escalated to CIN and CPP status, not because of risk to children — but because of risk to their authority. Specifically:

  • I invoked a written-only communication adjustment, clinically mandated and legally protected under the Equality Act 2010.

  • I declined to perform emotional compliance in person.

  • I refused the theatre. And for that, the curtain fell — on reason, law, and proportionality.


πŸ“š Misuse in Costume:

  • Repeated safeguarding referrals despite zero evidence of neglect

  • Intrusive visits with no pedagogical basis

  • Harmful interference in learning schedules

  • Psychological distress induced in my children for the crime of being parented by a disabled adult who keeps immaculate notes

This is not protection. It is harassment in policy drag.


⚖️ What I Ask Of You

That Ofsted formally acknowledge the following:

  1. That safeguarding powers have been misapplied as punitive tools

  2. That disabled home educators face discriminatory escalation for lawful boundary-setting

  3. That local authorities be instructed and regulated accordingly, before the idea of home education is entirely colonised by suspicion


Let this dispatch serve as both a complaint and a chronicle — of what happens when policy is used not as a shield, but as a stick.

Yours in embroidered defiance,
Polly Chromatic
Director, SWANK London Ltd.
Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
✉ director@swanklondon.com
🌐 www.swanklondon.com
⚠ Written Communication Only – View Policy



The Archive Requested Advocacy. Let History Show Who Answered. — Liberty Has Been Notified



⟡ Liberty Contacted. State Retaliation Declared. Support Requested. ⟡

“I am writing as the mother of a disabled family facing active state retaliation through fabricated safeguarding and coordinated misconduct.”

Filed: 2 June 2025
Reference: SWANK/LIBERTY/ACCESS-01
πŸ“Ž Download PDF – 2025-06-02_SWANK_Liberty_RequestForSupport_DisabledFamily_SafeguardingRetaliation.pdf
A formal request for human rights advocacy submitted to Liberty. The letter outlines documented retaliation by police, NHS trusts, and social workers against a medically disabled family pursuing lawful legal claims. Public interest is no longer theoretical — it’s archived.


I. What Happened

On 2 June 2025, Polly Chromatic, Director of SWANK London Ltd., submitted a support request to Liberty, the UK’s leading civil rights organisation.

The letter summarises:

  • Criminal safeguarding misuse

  • Retaliation for disability-based legal filings

  • NHS neglect and obstruction of medical care

  • Multi-agency coordination across police, social workers, and state services

  • Ongoing civil and judicial proceedings totalling £23 million in damages

It also attaches:

  • A written-only communication policy

  • Evidence-based summaries already submitted to regulators, courts, and journalists


II. What the Filing Establishes

  • That Liberty is now on record as having received a formal request tied to legal, medical, and human rights abuse

  • That the state has retaliated against a disabled mother and four children across institutional boundaries

  • That this is not a local dispute, but a systemic failure of care, access, and law

  • That support was sought — before the archive simply documented the silence


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because the human rights sector must respond when systems collude.
Because disability retaliation is not accidental.
Because asking for support is an evidentiary act when power fails the vulnerable.

This isn’t a whisper.
It’s a procedural record.
Liberty has been notified — and now, Liberty is archived.


IV. SWANK’s Position

We do not accept that advocacy only applies post-detention.
We do not accept the erasure of state-based harm when the survivor is articulate.
We do not accept that a disabled woman must scream for support to deserve it.

SWANK London Ltd. affirms:
If the regulators fail,
We notify the rights groups.
If the rights groups go silent,
We publish that too.
And if no one defends the disabled,
We write it down in font large enough to indict.


This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd.

Every entry is timestamped.
Every sentence is jurisdictional.
Every structure is protected.

To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach.
We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence.

This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.

© 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved.
Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.


They Retaliated for Asking for Access. — A Case Built for Public Record, Now Delivered to the Press



⟡ Media Briefing Filed: Multi-Agency Abuse, Medical Harm, Legal Proof ⟡

“I am a disabled mother who has been repeatedly targeted for retaliation after requesting lawful disability adjustments and submitting formal legal complaints.”

Filed: 2 June 2025
Reference: SWANK/MEDIA/BRIEFING-01
πŸ“Ž Download PDF – 2025-06-02_SWANK_MediaBriefing_MultiAgencyAbuse_DisabledFamilyEvidence.pdf
A formal media briefing sent to investigative journalist Maeve McClenaghan. Encloses legal and medical evidence of multi-agency retaliation, fabricated safeguarding, and the weaponisation of care systems against a disabled family.


I. What Happened

On 2 June 2025, Polly Chromatic, Director of SWANK London Ltd., issued a formal press briefing to journalist Maeve McClenaghan at The Bureau of Investigative Journalism.

The briefing includes:

  • A synopsis of multi-agency harm involving social workers, police, and NHS Trusts

  • Summary of civil, regulatory, and criminal filings already on record

  • Disclosure of written-only medical adjustments repeatedly violated

  • Evidence of safeguarding abuse, negligence, and institutional collusion

  • Direct reference to Equality Act breaches and formal regulatory escalation

This is not an informal tip-off.
It is a procedural act of public witness.


II. What the Briefing Establishes

  • That a public-interest reporter has been formally notified

  • That the case involves disabled children, regulatory evasion, and state-based retaliation

  • That enclosed materials meet the threshold for investigation, not summary dismissal

  • That silence in response will also become part of the record


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because when legal complaints vanish into mailboxes,
And medical accommodations are treated as invitations for harm,
And safeguarding is weaponised by those meant to protect —

The press must be notified.
Not because we hope — but because we file.
If power won’t acknowledge the truth,
SWANK sends it to someone who will.

And if no one listens,
We publish the silence with the same level of proof.


IV. SWANK’s Position

We do not accept that media interest must be begged.
We do not accept that evidence must scream to be seen.
We do not accept institutional collusion as untouchable.

SWANK London Ltd. affirms:
If the regulators fail,
We brief the press.
If the press ignores,
We archive the notice.
And if no one acts —
We remain the record.


This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd.

Every entry is timestamped.
Every sentence is jurisdictional.
Every structure is protected.

To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach.
We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence.

This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.

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Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

We Filed. They Vanished. So We Documented the Silence.



⟡ “Has the Claim Been Served, or Has the Court Gone Silent?” ⟡
SWANK London Ltd. Requests Formal Confirmation on the Progress of a Multi-Defendant N1 Filing

Filed: 2 June 2025
Reference: SWANK/COURT/N1-CLAIM-STATUS
πŸ“Ž Download PDF – 2025-06-02_SWANK_Email_Court_N1ClaimStatusRequest_NoelleSimlett.pdf
Summary: A written status request sent to the Central London County Court regarding an unresolved N1 claim filed in March 2025. The message affirms written-only communication and seeks confirmation of service and next steps.


I. What Happened

On 2 June 2025, Polly Chromatic submitted a written status request to the Central London County Court regarding an N1 claim filed in March 2025. The letter notes:

– No confirmation of service or progression has been received
– The matter involves multiple named defendants and time-sensitive claims
– All correspondence must remain in writing due to medical exemptions
– SWANK London Ltd. is acting as documentation authority for the proceedings


II. What the Complaint Establishes

• The court has not acknowledged or updated the filer on progression of a formally submitted legal claim
• Written communication needs were clearly stated — reinforcing legal communication adjustments
• Procedural ambiguity from the court has caused delay in claim resolution
• SWANK is now acting jurisdictionally, not merely archivally
• The gap between filing and follow-up has legal and evidentiary implications


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because justice does not exist in silence.
Because when the court goes quiet, the claimant must speak in writing — and record the fact they had to.
Because the filing is real, the delay is documented, and the next step is no longer private — it’s public record.

SWANK documents not only the legal filings — but the system’s refusal to acknowledge them.


IV. SWANK’s Position

We do not accept that court filings should vanish into administrative limbo.
We do not accept that communication adjustments must be reasserted at every juncture.
We do not accept that progress can be presumed without evidence of action.

This wasn’t a status update request. This was procedural accountability in writing.
And SWANK will log every minute the clock runs without reply.


This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd.

Every entry is timestamped.
Every sentence is jurisdictional.
Every structure is protected.

To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach.
We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence.

This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.

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Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.


He Refused My Adjustment and Helped Them Retaliate. — A GP’s Ethics Filed for Review



⟡ Ethical Complaint Filed Against Dr Philip Reid (Pembridge Villas Surgery) ⟡

“We don’t call it a GP relationship. We call it medical misconduct, politely submitted to the profession’s ethics desk.”

Filed: 31 May 2025
Reference: SWANK/BMA/ETHICS-01
πŸ“Ž Download PDF – 2025-05-31_SWANK_BMA_EthicalComplaint_DrPhilipReid_PembridgeVillas.pdf
A formal ethical complaint submitted to the British Medical Association regarding Dr. Philip Reid’s conduct at Pembridge Villas Surgery. Allegations include disability discrimination, safeguarding collusion, and failure to uphold the ethical standards of medical care for a disabled patient and her children.


I. What Happened

On 31 May 2025, Polly Chromatic, on behalf of Noelle Jasmine Meline Bonnee Annee Simlett, submitted an ethical complaint to the British Medical Association (BMA) regarding:

  • Denial of a legally mandated written-only medical adjustment

  • Misrepresentation of medical facts in the patient record

  • Refusal to acknowledge or act on asthma and voice-related clinical needs

  • Complicity in triggering a retaliatory safeguarding response

  • Ethical dereliction under the General Medical Council's Duties of a Doctor and the BMA’s professional code

The complaint is linked to:

  • Ongoing filings to GMCICBCQC, and PHSO

  • A live Judicial Review and civil claim for £23 million

  • SWANK’s public archive documenting systemic retaliation


II. What the Complaint Establishes

  • That the BMA has been placed on notice regarding ethical breaches by a practicing GP

  • That primary care was used as a mechanism of control, not support

  • That the ethical foundation of the doctor-patient relationship was structurally ignored

  • That this was not a failure of understanding — it was a refusal to care


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because ethics aren’t abstract when harm is bodily.
Because silence in the face of adjustment requests is not neutrality — it’s alignment with abuse.
Because professional bodies must choose: protect patients or protect reputations.

This isn’t about an apology.
It’s about accountability.
And if ethics are just a PR function,
We document that too.


IV. SWANK’s Position

We do not accept ethical guidance as optional.
We do not accept “clinical discretion” when it violates rights.
We do not accept that a GP may collude in retaliation and keep their honour intact.

SWANK London Ltd. affirms:
If ethics were breached,
We name the breach.
If the profession won’t correct its own,
We file the misconduct publicly.
And if care collapses into complicity,
We preserve the moment it became visible.


This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd.

Every entry is timestamped.
Every sentence is jurisdictional.
Every structure is protected.

To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach.
We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence.

This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.

© 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved.
Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.


Retaliation Is the Pattern. Disability Is the Excuse. EHRC Has the Complaint Now.



⟡ Formal Complaint Filed: Equality Act Violations Submitted to EHRC ⟡

“Disability discrimination isn’t a side issue. It’s the pattern. And now it’s in your hands, officially.”

Filed: 2 June 2025
Reference: SWANK/EHRC/EQA-01
πŸ“Ž Download PDF – 2025-06-02_SWANK_EHRC_EqualityActComplaint_DisabilityDiscrimination_RetaliationSimlett.pdf
A formal complaint to the Equality and Human Rights Commission alleging systemic disability discrimination, retaliatory safeguarding misuse, and cross-agency failures by Westminster Children’s Services, RBKC, and NHS actors. Submitted in coordination with legal and regulatory filings across seven jurisdictions.


I. What Happened

On 2 June 2025, Polly Chromatic, writing on behalf of Noelle Jasmine Meline Bonnee Annee Simlett, submitted a formal complaint to the EHRC, outlining:

  • Disability discrimination through refusal to honour a written-only adjustment

  • Retaliation for exercising legal rights and protections

  • The use of safeguarding as a threat, not support

  • Intersectional harm across gender, disability, race, and parental status

  • Repeated procedural sabotage by Westminster, RBKC, and Pembridge Villas Surgery

The filing references:

  • Active complaints with GMC, NHS, LGSCO, ICO, Social Work England, Metropolitan Police, and the IOPC

  • Live proceedings in the High Court (N461 Judicial Review)

  • A publicly recorded record via SWANK London Ltd.


II. What the Complaint Establishes

  • That the UK’s equality regulator has been formally placed on notice

  • That this is not isolated discrimination, but systemic, state-enabled retaliation

  • That regulatory silence is now a documented part of the record

  • That this is a test of EHRC's actual function — and of public trust in human rights law


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because when rights are denied, the regulator must be named.
Because every filing builds the case not just for justice — but for historical memory.
Because discrimination was the mechanism. Retaliation was the response. And public archiving is the remedy when neither apology nor reform is offered.

This is not a report.
It is a referral.
And if EHRC does not act, this post will stand as proof that they were given the chance.


IV. SWANK’s Position

We do not accept that equality law applies only when convenient.
We do not accept that retaliation is the cost of self-advocacy.
We do not accept that silence from regulators means the harm wasn’t real.

SWANK London Ltd. affirms:
If rights are violated,
We document the violation.
If justice is delayed,
We preserve the delay.
And if equality is denied in writing,
We file that, too — permanently.


This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd.

Every entry is timestamped.
Every sentence is jurisdictional.
Every structure is protected.

To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach.
We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence.

This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.

© 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved.
Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.


Therapy With Conditions, Speak or Be Excluded



⟡ “You Keep Expecting Us to Behave Like People Who Don’t Have a Disability” ⟡
*A Formal Rejection of Adjustment Denial Disguised as Service Provision

Filed: 24 November 2024
Reference: SWANK/WESTMINSTER/EMAIL-10
πŸ“Ž Download PDF – 2024-11-24_SWANK_Email_Westminster_TherapyAccessDenied_VerbalDisabilityComplaint.pdf
Email documenting inability to access therapy due to verbal disability exclusion. Highlights failure of local services to accommodate and the structural bias embedded in mental health provision.


I. What Happened

In this message, Polly Chromatic addressed GP Philip Reid, social worker Kirsty Hornal, and others to clarify that she was willing to engage in therapy — but blocked by a system that refused to adjust for her disability.

The issue was not internal motivation. It was external rigidity.

“No one will provide adjustments for my disability needs and this limits my ability as well as my kids’ ability to integrate into the community at all.”

And the indictment was precise:

“It is not our problem. It is your community’s problem.”

She closed with a direct call to action: someone needed to contact the mental health provider to explain — again — that she could not speak verbally.


II. What the Complaint Establishes

  • Disability adjustments were not honoured by mental health professionals

  • Verbal-only service models remain structurally exclusionary

  • Denial of access is misframed as client unwillingness or dysfunction

  • Parental participation and child integration are harmed by discriminatory design

  • The refusal to understand is the disability — not the disability itself


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because mental health services claim to treat distress — while structurally enforcing it.

This email documents the precise moment where a disabled parent requests therapy, is excluded from it due to systemic non-accommodation, and is then subtly framed as the barrier to their own wellbeing.

SWANK logs this because no one should have to explain — repeatedly, in writing — why they can't speak aloud in order to be allowed to heal.


IV. SWANK’s Position

This wasn’t refusal.
It was a boundary rejected because it made the system uncomfortable.

We do not accept that a person must speak to access psychological care.
We do not accept that “community integration” means impersonating the non-disabled.
We will document every offer of participation that was turned into an accusation.


This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd.

Every entry is timestamped.
Every sentence is jurisdictional.
Every structure is protected.

To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach.
We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence.

This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.

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Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.


Feedback Loop: Harm, Gaslight, Repeat: How Public Services Turn Asthma into Administrative Failure



⟡ “Does Anyone Want My Perspective?” ⟡
*A Written-Only Parent Maps the Entire Abuse Loop — and Offers the Solution No One Requested

Filed: 24 November 2024
Reference: SWANK/WESTMINSTER/EMAIL-11
πŸ“Ž Download PDF – 2024-11-24_SWANK_Email_Westminster_DisabilityAbuseCycle_CommunicationAdjustmentProposal.pdf
Email identifying the repeating abuse cycle caused by verbal contact pressure and asthma dismissal. Offers solutions including GP-backed A&E access and verbal-free protocols.


I. What Happened

On 24 November 2024, Polly Chromatic submitted a clear and emotionally grounded breakdown of the institutional abuse cycle surrounding her and her children. It had two parts:

  1. Verbal contact pressure, which exacerbates her asthma

  2. Medical gaslighting, which results in her and her children being denied care

She wrote:

“Everyone tries to force me to explain things verbally repeatedly, which exacerbates my asthma — and they also get angry if I try to communicate via email.”

Then she asked, plainly:

“Does anyone want my perspective?”

She didn’t stop there. She proposed solutions:

  • A disability advocate for her family

  • A GP-issued letter for A&E

  • Hospital protocols that eliminate the need for verbal speech


II. What the Complaint Establishes

  • That verbal contact pressure constitutes disability-based harm

  • That asthma-related A&E dismissal forms a repeatable institutional loop

  • That the refusal to accept written communication creates a system that both triggers illness and blames the response

  • That disabled individuals are left to solve the system’s failure themselves

  • That this email is both diagnosis and remedy — and no one followed up


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because if you need a flowchart to survive public health systems, you’ve already been failed.

This email is both a cry for help and a policy draft. It says: here’s the problem, and here’s what would fix it. And it’s addressed to every tier of authority — GP, solicitor, social worker, and mental health.

SWANK logs it not because it’s emotional, but because it’s surgical.
When institutions refuse to admit the pattern, disabled people must file it themselves.


IV. SWANK’s Position

This wasn’t erratic.
It was cartography.

We do not accept that “asthma” should mean learning to reverse-engineer the NHS.
We do not accept that children must suffer to prove a mother isn’t unstable.
We will document every time someone offered the solution — and the state left it unread.


This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd.

Every entry is timestamped.
Every sentence is jurisdictional.
Every structure is protected.

To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach.
We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence.

This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.

© 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved.
Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.


Chromatic v RBKC: On the Bureaucratic Reframing of Access as Obstruction



⟡ The Stage 2 That Demands Gratitude for Noticing Your Email Signature ⟡
“You redirected us. We took it personally.”

Filed: 20 June 2025
Reference: SWANK/RBKC/STAGE2-ACCESS-FAILURE-192
πŸ“Ž Download PDF – 2025-06-20_SWANK_RBKC_Stage2Complaint_EmailAcknowledgement.pdf
RBKC confirms receipt of an auto-response from SWANK directing correspondence to the correct archive address and requests confirmation before continuing the investigation.

⟡ Chromatic v RBKC: On the Bureaucratic Reframing of Access as Obstruction ⟡
RBKC, Stage 2 complaint, email misdirection, access boundary, written-only adjustment, procedural delay, investigation threat, retaliation choreography


I. What Happened
On 20 June 2025, the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea (RBKC) issued a formal email concerning the Stage 2 complaint investigation submitted by Polly Chromatic. They noted that the assigned Investigating Officers attempted contact on 16 June but received an auto-response redirecting all correspondence to director@swanklondon.com — the publicly stated, disability-compliant contact address for legal matters.

Rather than proceeding, RBKC paused the investigation and requested written confirmation that this was indeed the preferred email, despite having already used it. The message included a gentle threat: “We can only investigate your complaint with your cooperation.”


II. What the Message Establishes

  • ⟡ Refusal to honour a clearly established access boundary without re-confirmation

  • ⟡ Disability adjustment treated as a conditional inconvenience

  • ⟡ Stage 2 investigation effectively paused unless access is re-performed

  • ⟡ Implied blame — procedural integrity rests on the complainant’s ‘cooperation’

  • ⟡ Auto-response from SWANK reframed as institutional offence

This was not clarification. It was re-qualification of access.


III. Why SWANK Logged It
Because when an authority demands confirmation of an access address it is already using, it is not verifying — it is performing control. RBKC cannot claim confusion. The redirect was issued by design, from a platform built to enforce clarity and jurisdictional record. This isn’t correspondence difficulty. It is archival resistance.

SWANK does not re-confirm what is already structurally declared.
We log the institutional discomfort with being directed instead of obeyed.


IV. Procedural and Ethical Failures

  • Equality Act 2010 – failure to respect ongoing reasonable adjustments

  • Retaliation pattern – pause in complaint handling conditional on secondary access confirmation

  • GDPR concern – refusal to process sensitive material unless platform is re-authorised, despite prior notice

  • Public body boundary breach – failure to engage respectfully with a legal archive address


V. SWANK’s Position
This wasn’t confirmation. It was petulance.
This wasn’t verification. It was control theatre.
SWANK does not consent to re-justifying established access systems.
We do not accept threats of investigative pause based on email etiquette.
And we will never re-request the right to use our own archive.

⟡ This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
Every entry is timestamped.
Every sentence is jurisdictional.
Every structure is protected.
To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach.
We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence.
This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.
Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.

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Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.



The Email That Dared to Be Right: Why Systems Collapse When Language Doesn’t Flatter



⟡ The Immaturity of the Employees Involved ⟡

A Complaint That Was Too Accurate to Be Answered — So It Was Ignored

Filed: 2 November 2024
Reference: SWANK/WESTMINSTER/EMAIL-03
πŸ“Ž Download PDF – 2024-11-02_SWANK_Email_WCC_Reid_CommunicationBreakdownComplaint.pdf
Direct complaint from Polly Chromatic to Westminster and NHS officials, citing group immaturity, blame deflection, and verbal disability, submitted amid communication collapse.


I. What Happened

On 15 October 2024, Polly Chromatic sent a sharply-worded but medically grounded email to Westminster Children’s Services — including Kirsty Hornal, Sarah Newman, Fiona Dias-Saxena — as well as NHS clinician Philip Reid.

The email identified a breakdown in communication stemming from professional immaturity, blame redirection, and disregard for disability accommodations. She wrote that verbal interaction was medically unsafe and reaffirmed a written-only communication boundary.

The tone was cutting. The facts were clean. The response was: nothing. No accommodation, no apology, no correction.


II. What the Complaint Establishes

  • Medical adjustment requests were issued in plain language, to named officials

  • Staff misbehaviour was identified as a source of systemic failure

  • The NHS and local authority were jointly informed and took no remedial steps

  • Disability disclosures were dismissed as tone rather than treated as law

  • Blame-shifting was called out — and instead of reform, they retaliated


III. Why SWANK Logged It

This email is not merely early-stage correspondence. It is the tone that triggered a system-wide panic.

It revealed a truth no policy document could hide: that safeguarding mechanisms were staffed by those unfit to recognise injury, incapable of professional humility, and allergic to directness.

SWANK logs it because it shows the moment the system chose retaliation over reflection. It shows what happens when truth is written too clearly to be misfiled.


IV. SWANK’s Position

This was not a communication breakdown.
It was a jurisdictional embarrassment, ignored to preserve ego.

We do not accept that blunt honesty voids legal validity.
We do not accept that calling something “demented” makes the medical notice disappear.
We will document every unacknowledged truth — especially the ones that stung too much to answer.


This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd.

Every entry is timestamped.
Every sentence is jurisdictional.
Every structure is protected.

To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach.
We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence.

This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.

© 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved.
Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.