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PC-9313: In re: An Administrative Daydream Mistaken for Due Process



⟡ Parallel Oversight Notification — Unlawful Conversion of Interim Supervision Order into Interim Care Order

Filed: 4 November 2025
Reference: SWANK/CENTRALFAMILYCOURT/PC-9313
Download PDF: 2025-11-04_Core_PC-9313_CentralFamilyCourt_OversightNotification_UnlawfulISOtoICO.pdf
Summary: A formal notification to national regulators documenting the metamorphosis of an Interim Supervision Order into an Interim Care Order without application, notice, or law—an event of bureaucratic self-hypnosis.


I. What Happened

In Case No ZCX, the Local Authority applied solely for an Interim Supervision Order (ISO).
The CAFCASS Guardian confirmed as much (16 June 2025).
Yet subsequent papers and institutional behaviour referred to an Interim Care Order (ICO)—a judicial apparition never applied for, served, or heard.

• Application submitted: ISO only.
• Outcome implemented: ICO as if by wish.
• Effect: jurisdiction wandered off, leaving paperwork to improvise.


II. What the Document Establishes

• That an ICO cannot exist without its own application under Children Act 1989 § 38.
• That substituting one order for another without notice annihilates jurisdiction.
• That professional actors within Westminster and RBKC appear unfamiliar with the difference between authority and enthusiasm.
• That disability accommodations (written-only communication) were again treated as decorative suggestions.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because oversight bodies require mirrors, not flattery.
This notice was dispatched simultaneously to the Judicial OfficeSocial Work England, and the Information Commissioner’s Office, not as a complaint but as a curatorial act of record preservation—a reminder that legality must, occasionally, read its own script.


IV. Applicable Standards & Violations

• Children Act 1989 § 38 – Precondition for Interim Care Order absent.
• Family Procedure Rules 2010 r. 12.14 – Notice and service failure.
• Human Rights Act 1998 – Article 6 ECHR (fair hearing).
• Equality Act 2010 – Failure to honour communication adjustment.
• UK GDPR Art. 5(1)(d) – Accuracy principle breached through false record circulation.


V. SWANK’s Position

This is not a minor clerical confusion. It is a jurisdictional hallucination performed with a straight face.

SWANK London Ltd.:
• does not accept the lawfulness of the ICO entered on 23 June 2025;
• rejects all acts founded upon that phantom order;
• documents the event as a teachable moment in regulatory theatre and institutional hubris.


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