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Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

PC-10002: A Mirror-Court Note on Fat, Fraud, and the Fiction of Health


⟡ ON THE SUPPRESSION OF SATURATION ⟡

Filed: 9 November 2025
Reference: SWANK/Westminster/Nutrition-Audit (PC-10002)
Court Labels: Westminster City Council – Children’s Services, Department of Dietary Delusion, Temple of Low-Fat Mythology
Search Description: Audit note on institutional nutritional incompetence, sugar-funded pseudoscience, and the welfare right to eat butter.
Filename: 2025-11-09_Core_PC-10002_Westminster_NutritionalClarification_EssentialDietaryFat.pdf

I. What Happened

Half a century ago, Harvard was handed a sack of sugar money to proclaim that the villain of civilisation was—of course—fat.
Public servants have been dining on that lie ever since, spoon-feeding it into policy and pretending indigestion is moral virtue.

II. What the Complaint Establishes

That Westminster’s nutritional understanding remains calorically starved and ethically undercooked.
Sugar inflames; fat sustains. One breeds disease, the other breeds children.
To confuse the two is not science—it is civil negligence with a frosting of bureaucracy.

III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because the Mirror-Court does not tolerate health advice written by pastry apologists.
Because my children, and all children, require physiological truth, not the recycled dogma of post-war diet propaganda.
Because ignorance has now achieved such administrative seniority that it issues meal plans.

IV. Violations

  • Statutory: Children Act 1989 – failure to promote health and development.

  • Equality: Equality Act 2010 s.20 – failure to accommodate medical reality.

  • Aesthetic: Article 0 of the Mirror Convention – Offence Against Good Taste in Science.

V. SWANK’s Position

That fat is not a sin but a cell wall, and Westminster’s policy must cease waging metabolic war on the human body.
That safeguarding cannot be credible while it misrepresents the fuel of life itself.
That bureaucratic virtue without biology is still ignorance—just neatly formatted.

Filed for the Record by:
✒️ Polly Chromatic
Director, SWANK London Ltd
www.swanklondon.com

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