“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

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The SWANK Compendium of Defiant Minds™ Bespoke Psychological Profiles for Social Workers Who Won’t Behave


🪞Psychological Profiles for the Professionally Defiant™

Do you have a Defiant Social Worker™ lurking in your case?
One who insists you are unstable, even after the NHS, the police, and basic reality prove otherwise?
Fear not. SWANK London Ltd. now offers Bespoke Behavioural Profiles — meticulously drafted, court-ready, and deliciously humiliating.

🌟 Our Service Includes:

  • A velvet-wrapped dissection of their professional conduct

  • Pattern identification: projection, control, hostility, institutional defensiveness

  • Satirical polish: perfect for court bundles and evidentiary archives

  • A signature flourish of disdain, hand-penned in legal italics

✒️ Sample Profile: Kirsty Hornal

(A complimentary demonstration of SWANK’s psychological scalpel)

Observed Traits:

  • Defensiveness & Escalation: When disproven, she simply invents more — like a magician pulling allegations from a hat instead of rabbits.

  • Projection: Attributes her own failings to the mother; rebrands lawful communication as “erratic.”

  • Control Orientation: Turns contact into a carceral theatre, where hugs are contraband and birthday wishes are sedition.

  • Hostility Masked as Professionalism: Smiles politely while dismantling family bonds — the bureaucrat’s version of passive aggression.

  • Fear of Exposure: Evidence is kryptonite; she prefers manufactured narratives to medical reports.

Clinical Conclusion (Unofficial, but Elegant):
A pattern of professional insecurity expressed as hostile narrative control.
Diagnostic Code: SW-666 — Chronic Projection Disorder, with Acute Safeguarding Misrepresentation.

⚖️ Why SWANK?

Because while institutions lie, we annotate.
Because while social workers escalate, we profile.
Because while others mumble “best interests,” we publish in gold-tipped contempt.

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  • Oversight complaints

  • Diplomatic briefings

  • Bedtime reading for your enemies

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