🪞 SWANK Statement
Filed Under: Quotations for the Inept and the Overpaid
Filed Date: 30 July 2025
Reference Code: SWANK-QUOTE-STATEMENT-001
PDF Filename: 2025-07-30_SWANK_Statement_ThisIsBeneathMe.pdf
1-Line Summary: A ceremonial reminder that Polly Chromatic is not to be underestimated — or misfiled.
Statement of Position
by Polly Chromatic, Archivist-in-Chief, SWANK London Ltd.
“This is beneath me — but I wrote it down anyway.”
“Your misconduct isn’t powerful. It’s embarrassing.”
“I am smarter than this system. And unfortunately for you, I’m also very well-organised.”
These are not insults.
They are annotations.
They are the marginalia of institutional downfall.
They are the post-it notes of procedural demise.
They are how we survive incompetence — with formatting.
Why SWANK Logged It
Because there comes a point in every battle with bureaucratic negligence when you stop arguing and start annotating.
Because when you are this gaslit, this misrepresented, and this surveilled —
you don’t scream.
You document.
You stylise.
And you bury them in footnotes.
SWANK’s Position
They thought this would break me.
But they forgot I’m a writer.
They thought my anger would make me unprofessional.
But they didn’t realise my professionalism is my anger — filed, indexed, and court-formatted.
They thought I’d forget.
I made an archive.
.⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.