A Transatlantic Evidentiary Enterprise — SWANK London LLC (USA) x SWANK London Ltd (UK)
Filed with Deliberate Punctuation
“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

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SWANK London — Archive Purpose Statement



To all duly constituted organisations and bodies of professional governance:

Be it noted that the SWANK Evidentiary Catalogue, curated and maintained by Polly Chromatic, exists as a meticulously structured register of lawful submissions and publicly accessible material. Its function is to document events, communications, and institutional actions with scrupulous fidelity, in strict chronological order, and with unambiguous distinction between observed facts and interpretive commentary.

This archive:

  • Serves as a stabilised reference for procedural oversight and reflective planning.

  • Preserves vocal, cognitive, and emotional resources by obviating the need for repetitive exposition.

  • Records both commendable and imperfect institutional behaviour, without amplification, judgment, or narrative construction.

No confidential family court content is published. References to individuals are confined strictly to their professional capacities within formal processes.

The catalogue is not intended to challenge, confront, or escalate any institution. Its primary purpose is evidentiary stewardship, procedural organisation, and the preservation of stability and clarity for the dependents of the author.

Duly archived for reference.
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