“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

Chromatic v The Shadow Plan – On the Legal Absurdity of Being Punished for Failing to Obey a Document You’ve Never Seen



“You Can’t Claim Noncompliance With a Care Plan That Doesn’t Exist”

⟡ A Legal Letter That Defines the Word “Preposterous” Without Ever Using It

IN THE MATTER OF: A fabricated Care Plan, unlawful safeguarding escalation, and a mother who had to hire a lawyer just to get a reply


⟡ METADATA

Filed: 1 October 2020
Reference Code: SWANK-TCI-FCHAMBERS-LEGALRESPONSE
Court File Name: 2020-10-01_LegalResponse_FChambers_SafeguardingDisclosureRequest
Summary: This preliminary legal response, authored by Managing Partner Mark Fulford of F Chambers, formally challenges the safeguarding fiction imposed upon Polly Chromatic. It exposes the Department of Social Development’s procedural delinquency, rejects the accusation of “noncompliance,” and demands full disclosure of all reports, communications, and medical records allegedly justifying the three-year ordeal. In tone, it is both judicial and surgical.


I. What Happened

  • Polly was accused of “noncompliance” with a Care Plan she had never seen.

  • The Department had failed to issue a single report, summary, or allegation for over three years.

  • Forced medical examinations were conducted without documented justification or lawful basis.

  • After years of silence, the Department finally replied — only after Polly engaged lawyers.

  • F Chambers responded with formal representation and five core legal demands:

    1. Disclosure of all reports since the case began

    2. Medical reports from all forced child examinations

    3. A copy of the alleged August 2019 Care Plan

    4. A full factual basis for the Department’s letter dated 11 September 2020

    5. Agreement that no further meeting can occur without procedural transparency


II. What the Letter Establishes

  • That procedural “noncompliance” is meaningless without prior notice or documentation

  • That transparency is not optional — it is constitutionally required

  • That safeguarding oversight cannot become a three-year fishing expedition

  • That Polly complied repeatedly — even when instructions were arbitrary or contradictory

  • That institutional silence cannot become retroactive justification for intrusive authority


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because this letter is what judicial tone looks like when wielded by actual legal counsel. Because accusing someone of “noncompliance” without showing them a plan is gaslighting — not governance. Because no family should suffer institutional surveillance without knowing what they are being accused of. And because after three years of fictional safeguarding, this letter finally introduces a non-fiction genre: law.


IV. Violations

  • Fabrication and retroactive invocation of a Care Plan

  • Procedural breach of natural justice and due process

  • Failure to provide access to statutory records

  • Repeated interference without threshold

  • Forced medical interventions without disclosure or justification

  • Withholding of documentation needed for legal defence


V. SWANK’s Position

We log this letter as Exhibit G in the collapse of fictional safeguarding authority. SWANK London Ltd. affirms:

  • That “compliance” cannot be measured against ghost documents

  • That safeguarding is not an excuse to suspend law, logic, or ethics

  • That children should not be examined, surveilled, or threatened without evidence

  • That this response shows what it looks like when a mother brings in counsel and the fiction starts to unravel

  • That no institution has the right to confuse silence for power


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