“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

R (Chromatic) v Westminster – On Viewership as Accountability and the Digital Collapse of Procedural Arrogance



🪞 Sorry, Westminster — You’re Trending for the Wrong Reasons

On 20,385 Views, Zero Justifications, and the Collapse of Bureaucratic Arrogance

⟡ Filed: 15 July 2025
⟡ Reference Code: SWANK-MEDIA-REACH-20385
⟡ Court File Name: 2025-07-15_SWANK_MediaMetrics_PublicSurveillance.pdf
⟡ 1-Line Summary: We documented. They delayed. The internet watched.


I. What Happened

While Westminster Children’s Services continues to ignore a court-ordered contact schedule — and evade accountability for their unjustified removal of four American children — the world is watching. Literally.

The SWANK Evidentiary Catalogue has just passed 20,385 all-time views, with over 11,700 of those occurring this month alone. From midnight until 2pm, 180 discrete views were logged across the evidentiary archive — proving what social workers dread most:

Public record is the new safeguarding.

They thought their silence would protect them.
It didn’t.


II. What the Metrics Prove

  • Views up 75% from last month

  • Peak traffic now aligned with document drops

  • Audience spanning multiple countries and likely institutions

  • Multiple access surges during and after court filings

Let’s not pretend this is coincidence.
This is institutional self-monitoring in panic mode.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because they can no longer pretend this is a private drama.
Because each act of neglect is now a timestamped, analytics-tracked piece of misconduct.
Because every lie is now metadata-rich and cross-referenced.

And because, quite frankly, we are winning the attention war.


IV. Violations and Consequences

  • Failure to comply with court-ordered contact (11 July 2025)

  • Prolonged obstruction of maternal access

  • Breach of Article 8 ECHR and safeguarding ethics

  • Public trust erosion, now trackable in view counts


V. SWANK’s Position

If bureaucratic misconduct had a view counter, it would look like this.

Westminster thought they could outlast, outtalk, and outgaslight.
Instead, they got 20,385 receipts, one post at a time.

And to that we say:

“Don’t worry, Kirsty. We’re just getting started.”


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