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Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

In the Matter of a Mother Who Taught Without Permission



🪞The Classroom That Westminster Couldn’t Control

In the Matter of Elective Education and Institutional Suspicion


⟡ SWANK London Ltd. Evidentiary Archive

Filed Date: 15 July 2025
Reference Code: SWANK-A13-EHE-DISCRIMINATION
Court File Name: 2025-07-15_Addendum_ElectiveHomeEducation_SchoolDiscrimination.pdf
Summary: A formal statement of position detailing school-driven hostility toward lawful home education, and the local authority’s unlawful attempts to reframe elective instruction as neglect.


I. What Happened

Polly Chromatic, lawful parent and lifelong educator, chose Elective Home Education (EHE) under Section 7 of the Education Act 1996. Not in crisis. Not in reaction. But by design.

What followed?
A systemic campaign of suspicion. Schools resisted withdrawal. Teachers interrogated children about whether they “really” wanted to learn at home. Local authorities logged concern forms not because education failed — but because they didn’t author it.

Despite providing documentation, curriculum outlines, and consistent parental oversight, Polly was met with disbelief, condescension, and eventually outright harassment. Her lawful withdrawal was recast as abandonment. Her commitment to learning was portrayed as concealment. And her refusal to subject her children to illness-inducing environments was called obstruction.

At no point did any school or local authority invoke s.437 of the Education Act to formally challenge the suitability of education. They relied instead on narrative distortion and professional bias.


II. What the Complaint Establishes

  1. Elective Home Education was carried out lawfully, consistently, and in full compliance with statutory requirements.

  2. Schools and local authorities ignored policy guidance, making ideological assumptions about home education and unlawfully escalating without evidence.

  3. The mother's refusal to re-expose her children to harmful physical environments (e.g., following a sewer gas incident) was framed as non-cooperation rather than medically and educationally protective.

  4. Professional actors displayed discriminatory bias against lawful educational choice, violating duty-of-care and neutrality obligations.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because Elective Home Education is not a red flag. It is a right.
Because disagreement with mainstream pedagogy does not constitute neglect.
Because safeguarding powers cannot be used to punish those who refuse to conform.
And because a parent who chooses to educate does not consent to surveillance, suspicion, or semantic sabotage.


IV. Violations

  • Education Act 1996, s.7 – Duty to ensure suitable education (fulfilled)

  • Education Act 1996, s.437 – Mechanism for challenge (not used)

  • Children Act 1989, s.22 & s.47 – Misuse of concerns to justify intervention

  • Equality Act 2010 – Discrimination based on disability-related parental advocacy

  • ECHR, Article 8 – Right to respect for private and family life


V. SWANK’s Position

The withdrawal from school was not evasive — it was deliberatedocumented, and constitutionally protected.
The attempt to recode Elective Home Education as concealment or danger is not a misunderstanding — it is an ideological attack on parental freedom.

We reject the premise that the state must authorise learning.
We reject the soft criminalisation of home educators.
And we demand formal recognition that choosing not to enroll is not a safeguarding failure — it is a civil right.


Filed by: Polly Chromatic
Director, SWANK London Ltd.
Flat 37, 2 Porchester Gardens, London W2 6JL
📧 director@swanklondon.com
🌐 www.swanklondon.com
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