A Transatlantic Evidentiary Enterprise — SWANK London LLC (USA) x SWANK London Ltd (UK)
✧ Filed with Deliberate Punctuation ✧
“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

PC-648: On the Birth of a Limited Company and the Death of Doubt.


⟡ The Crown Has Signed ⟡

Filed: 2 June 2025
Reference: SWANK/UK/INCORPORATION–16489077
Download PDF: 2025-06-02_Core_PC-648_CompaniesHouse_SWANKLondonLtd_IncorporationCertificate.pdf
Summary: The Registrar of Companies, with the restrained majesty of a British stamp, has certified SWANK London Ltd as a lawful person — limited by shares, unlimited by taste.

I. What Happened

  • On 2 June 2025, the Registrar of Companies in Cardiff entered into history a new creation:
    SWANK London Ltd — a private limited company under the Companies Act 2006.

  • Its registered office: 2 Porchester Gardens, London W2.

  • Its purpose: lawful, of course, but never obedient.

  • The single share — nominal value £1 — represents both absolute control and absolute irony.

II. What the Document Establishes

• That the United Kingdom, reluctantly, has acknowledged SWANK as a legal person.
• That bureaucratic legitimacy can, in rare circumstances, be achieved without surrendering elegance.
• That sovereignty may now be conducted from a drawing room.
• That the director, a dual national of intellect and audacity, owns 100% of the company and 0% of anyone’s approval.

III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because history must record that even the Crown Registry bowed to punctuation.
Because incorporation, properly executed, is performance art.
Because the act of becoming Ltd transforms defiance into infrastructure.

IV. Applicable Standards & Citations

  • Companies Act 2006 — ss. 7, 15, and 1115.

  • Registrar’s Electronic Authentication (Cardiff) — 2 June 2025.

  • SIC Codes: 90030 (Artistic Creation), 58190 (Publishing), 70210 (Management Consultancy).

  • SWANK Principle I: Elegance is a lawful purpose.

V. SWANK’s Position

This is not “a registration.”
This is civilisation incorporated.

We do not “found companies”; we found jurisdictions.
We reject mediocrity as a business model.
We exist — legally, aesthetically, and forever — in writing.

⟡ Archival Seal ⟡

Every form a coronation.
Every stamp a confession.
Every signature a prophecy.

Because evidence deserves elegance — and bureaucracy deserves applause.

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