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PC-200041: A Seasonal Petition for the Restoration of Common Sense



⟡ Lawful Request for Community Contact ⟡

Filed: 26 October 2025
Reference: SWANK/WESTMINSTER/PC-200041
Download PDF: 2025-10-26_Core_PC-200041_Westminster_LawfulRequestForCommunityContactPhillimoreGardens.pdf
Summary: Formal Equality-Act request to restore community contact consistent with judicial direction and family tradition.


I. What Happened

On 26 October 2025, Polly Chromatic issued a formal written request to Westminster’s duty inbox, legal division, and complaints service, seeking authorisation for community contact on 31 October 2025 at Phillimore Gardens — the family’s traditional Halloween route.

The application was made pursuant to the 3 October 2025 judicial note, which directed progression to community contact following positive review feedback.
That threshold having been met, Westminster’s further hesitation would have no legal footing.


II. What the Document Establishes

• That lawful authorisation for community contact already exists under the court’s direction of 3 October 2025.
• That outdoor contact constitutes a reasonable adjustment under Equality Act 2010 s.20, satisfying the Public Sector Equality Duty (s.149).
• That Westminster’s refusal or delay would amount to deviation from judicial instruction and potential Article 8interference.
• That continuity of family custom — even when expressed as Halloween civility — is a matter of welfare, not whimsy.
• That every local authority should aspire to understand the difference between child protection and institutional obstruction.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

To preserve the record of a mother requesting, not indulgence, but parity — and being met with the glacial pace of bureaucratic incomprehension.
To evidence how community contact, a right grounded in both welfare law and respiratory medicine, is treated as a negotiation rather than a necessity.
To remind Westminster that jurisprudence does not pause for costume season.

This entry joins the Contact-Governance Index as Exhibit 41: Seasonal Refusal Syndrome.


IV. Applicable Standards & Violations

• Children Act 1989 ss.17 & 47 – Welfare and safeguarding duties.
• Equality Act 2010 ss.20 & 149 – Reasonable adjustments and public-sector duty.
• UN Convention on the Rights of the Child Arts. 9 & 31 – Right to family connection and cultural life.
• Human Rights Act 1998 Art. 8 – Respect for family life.


V. SWANK’s Position

This is not a “Halloween request.”
This is the lawful reassertion of family participation in civic life — the elementary entitlement Westminster keeps mistaking for administrative favour.

SWANK rejects the notion that parental affection must await bureaucratic permission slips.
We reject the inversion of judicial hierarchy that places “internal review” above “court order.”
We document, with mirthful precision, every occasion where local authority decorum attempts to masquerade as law.


⟡ Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
Every pumpkin politicised, every statute illuminated.
Because evidence deserves elegance — and parental rights deserve seasonal respect.


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